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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Sitting with my family enjoying the summer with our Photoshop cloned lemonade

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao this tweet didn't age well like many other Sleepy Joe admin promises.

The ANA military is strong, well trained and will hold off any Taliban attacks!

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


so if you honestly tell them that you don't have any social media accounts, do they believe you or just assume that you are lying and insta-deny your application?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

You know when I get to the cookout I'm going straight for the pan of plain ground beef

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

etalian posted:

The WeedBonerHitler Registration action of 2019

:cop: Your form lists several names... Is this a full and true accounting of your social media accounts?

Liberty Shits
The Hag Convention
White House AIDS
Omelas CPS
Big Fuckin Titties Harvey Milky
Single-Slayer Healthcare
My Buddy Dwyer
John Wayne Goatse
Cis-Pacific Partnership
A Glistening Holodomor
MacArthur Penis Grant
Ghoul of the Americas
Millions of Black Cops

And
AOC Beach Volleyball


:mmmhmm:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Vim Fuego posted:

:cop: Your form lists several names... Is this a full and true accounting of your social media accounts?

Curbes Lurb
Chris Del Chris
Cool Shirtman

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
If this is gonna be that kind of party,

Gripweed posted:

You know when I get to the cookout I'm going straight for the pan of plain ground beef

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Gripweed posted:

You know when I get to the cookout I'm going straight for the pan of plain ground beef

More three slices of plain American cheese for me

That Spooky Witch
Jun 16, 2017

All hail the triune god
seven items taken from seven different angles none of them aligned with the surface they are supposed to be sitting on

every time i look at it, it gets worse and worse

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

That Spooky Witch posted:

seven items taken from seven different angles none of them aligned with the surface they are supposed to be sitting on

every time i look at it, it gets worse and worse

The Photoshop intern spent exactly as much time on this assignment as it deserved

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fister Roboto posted:

https://twitter.com/trumpistan45/status/1492702897032683525

Seriously can't wait for libs in 30 years to start treating Trump like they do Reagan now :allears:
https://twitter.com/eegorebeaver/status/1492862206832263171/photo/1

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Why the gently caress would you skip the bushes but include reagan

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

That Spooky Witch posted:

seven items taken from seven different angles none of them aligned with the surface they are supposed to be sitting on

every time i look at it, it gets worse and worse

Also I’m 90% sure the actually report from whatever lobbying group did that didn’t include all the items they show. I’m too lazy to look it up again but I ranted about it at the time.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Eggplant Squire posted:

Just think how much two cent cheaper cheese slices you can buy with those savings!

this made me think of those tweets by the Biden admin in July last year about saving a few cents on BBQ food

holy poo poo did that not age well

e: oh, my bad. brought up already lol

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

loquacius posted:

Why the gently caress would you skip the bushes but include reagan

because they love him more than both of them

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


They also recently went back on a program that was doing harm reduction because a bunch of right winged news cried about it.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/status/1491101367519543297 nobody tell Chuck Schumer or else he might recruit her as a Senate candidate

https://twitter.com/imustdestroy/status/1491173006517096448

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


honestly took me a sec to realize that this wasn't a photo for a sitcom promo

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

The_Franz posted:

honestly took me a sec to realize that this wasn't a photo for a sitcom promo

droning with mr Obama

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


really wanna know how much more this will be in 2022

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
or how much more it was over 2019

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

memories of being told I was privileged for not thinking sixteen cents was a significant amount of money

I challenge anybody to go out into the street and give a homeless person sixteen cents -- carefully, one dime followed by one nickel followed by one penny, so they can see exactly how much money you have given them-- and see what their reaction is

Tell them you are making a social media post so everyone knows about the generous gift you have just bestowed upon them

See how privileged their reaction will be

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


If you have the free time to run damage control for a political party made up of rich 80 year olds that doesn't care if you live or die on the Internet you probably have more privilege than pretty much everyone else in the world.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004


thinking about the kind of person that would find this romantic

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

The Pussy Boss posted:

thinking about the kind of person that would find this romantic

I'll never forget when he sent me a meeting invite to discuss how a potential relationship could benefit both of our career ambitions 🥰🥰🥰

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

or how much more it was over 2019



Trabisnikof posted:


Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1410709115333234691 the "treat everything like a big victory" strategy is so loving tiring

lol this is so sad

quote:

U.S. consumers will pay just a few cents less for their favorite Independence Day cookout foods compared to last year, including cheeseburgers, pork chops, chicken breasts, homemade potato salad, strawberries and ice cream, says the American Farm Bureau Federation.

Farm Bureau analysis reveals the average cost of a summer cookout for 10 people remains affordable at $59.50, or less than $6 per person. The cost for the cookout is down just 16 cents (less than 1%) from last year, but 8% higher compared to 2019.

bragging that a $60 meal is $0.16 cheaper this year while ignoring it’s still 8% more expensive than 2019.


8%!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Eggplant Squire posted:

If you have the free time to run damage control for a political party made up of rich 80 year olds that doesn't care if you live or die on the Internet you probably have more privilege than pretty much everyone else in the world.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Eggplant Squire posted:

If you have the free time to run damage control for a political party made up of rich 80 year olds that doesn't care if you live or die on the Internet you probably have more privilege than pretty much everyone else in the world.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1493510119845670912

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


The White House added the salad even though it wasn’t on the list of goods in the price they quoted lol.

Individual Prices, AFBF 2021 Summer Cookout

2 pints of strawberries, $5.30 (up 22%)
13-ounce bag of chocolate chip cookies, $4.02 (up 11%)
8 hamburger buns, $1.66 (up 6%)
2.5 pounds of homemade potato salad, $2.75 (up 3%)
2 pounds of boneless, skinless chicken breasts, $6.74 (up 1%)
32 ounces of pork & beans, $1.90 (down 13%)
2 pounds of ground beef, $8.20 (down 8%)
Half-gallon of vanilla ice cream, $4.69 (down 5%)
3 pounds of center cut pork chops, $11.63 (down 2%)
2.5 quarts of fresh-squeezed lemonade, $3.65 (down 2%)
1 pound of sliced cheese, $4.05 (down 1%)
13-ounce bag of potato chips, $4.93 (down 1%)

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Good soup! posted:

https://twitter.com/daustinsanders/status/1492925069227696132?t=BxwoEPmzMtlg1AFEWHQI-w&s=19

lmao step up and do what???????

loving VOTE can only get you idiot fuckers so far

I dialed 1-888-DUDESROCK and told them to cut out the anti-abortion stuff but these things take time.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol I like that they put "prevent" in quotes

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
bernie kkklanders hired only the best and brightest
https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1493389881866870786

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

thank you joe for saving ukraine 🙏🙏🙏

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

500 good dogs posted:

bernie kkklanders hired only the best and brightest
https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1493389881866870786

This is why you read theory folks.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



It’s a fact you must-hear(d).

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

500 good dogs posted:

bernie kkklanders hired only the best and brightest
https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1493389881866870786

just grabbin' the third rail with both hands eh

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

500 good dogs posted:

bernie kkklanders hired only the best and brightest
https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1493389881866870786

oh no

e: lmao she brought on Thomas Chatterton Williams, one of the worst times op-ed writers, his whole bit is saying that the left is the real racist threat

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


Lmao the bear repelling rock has worked once again!!!

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


AnimeIsTrash posted:

This is why you read theory folks.

nah, this is why she and the rest of the online left should log the gently caress off and go outside.

(including me, but it is very cold outside right now)

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