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https://twitter.com/dclblogger/status/1493490191767830531?s=21 Can’t wait to finally start my car
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Finally, a way to gate real world events. I knew that letting everyone in wasn't optimal and there had to be a better way!
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Feb 16, 2022 14:20
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They literally think NFTs are magical spells.
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Darth TNT posted:edit: Yes. Good. We should.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They literally think NFTs are magical spells. Well no, it's only a spell while it's on the stack. Otherwise it's an NFT card.
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Feb 16, 2022 14:24
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I'm going to marry an NFT.
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Deutsche Bank CEO here, all the assets gone. This 100 million high rise tower in Manhattan just sold please help me, I might lose my job
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Jose Valasquez posted:https://twitter.com/dclblogger/status/1493490191767830531?s=21
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Sashimi posted:Sorry boss can't come to work today, some douche with a monkey avatar on Twitter locked me out of my car and is trying to claim ownership of it. Please stop talking about someone else's car and get your rear end to work.
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Jose Valasquez posted:https://twitter.com/dclblogger/status/1493490191767830531?s=21 in the replies https://twitter.com/NFTYLab/status/1493506448143548418 it is a qr code literally just a qr code
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If a real world event was gated by an NFT it does tell me it’s not worth going to right away.
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https://twitter.com/diamondstarfizh/status/1493948083759198211 This is the groundbreaking new future, why would Chaosium be getting out?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They literally think NFTs are magical spells. Reminds me of essential oil MLM grifts "One drop of oregano oil cures Hep C!"
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ELTON JOHN posted:in the replies Even better, it's a qr code on the blockchain so anyone can see and copy your qr code
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Jose Valasquez posted:Even better, it's a qr code on the blockchain so anyone can see and copy your qr code Imagine being some college kid minimum wage worker working the gate at concert having to listen to some guy explain that he in fact owns the monkey jpeg QR code via a string of unintelligible numbers and that the guy who used the QR code to get in 15 minutes prior was a fraud and should be kicked out of the concert. The future is rad
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You are intentionally misrepresenting the whole thing to make it look more ridiculous than it really is. It's an ape jpg, not a monkey jpg
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https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/1493957239878692865 Well this is a shocking development.
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ELTON JOHN posted:in the replies hey, you're not respecting the TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATIONS at work here it's a QR code designed to be easy for scalpers to resell because that's exactly what everyone wants to see
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If only we had some way of gating off events, only allowing access for those who have paid a fee in advance. Alas, this technology is not possible… UNTIL NOW!!
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upsidedown posted:The graph title draws the wrong conclusion from the data. The method of measurement makes it clear that Bitcoin is actually turning dudes gay, which is the first good thing to come out of Bitcoin. As a self-respecting homosexual, I don't want buttcoiners anywhere near my butt, cock, or coin. they're entirely non-fuckable twits.
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GBS > Bitcoin: Revolutionize the meme industry
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Lumbermouth posted:https://twitter.com/diamondstarfizh/status/1493948083759198211
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Lost my virginity on the dip. Best market play ever.
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So this popped up in one of my feeds... https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/cryptocurrency/articles/could-bitcoin-hit-200000-in-2022/ quote:Could Bitcoin Hit $200,000 in 2022? The two things are to scam older people into investing into bitcoin, and to regulate cryptocurrency so that people will buy it... I also went to look for the article from their link and noticed it said this was posted 2 weeks ago and I can't view it because its behind a business insider paywall. Excellent, so much news going on in cryptocurrency they're rehashing articles from two weeks ago so they can put a big number into their articles. Ended up finding an archive of it... it's basically an article saying these financial analysts who depend on bitcoin going up says bitcoin will go up https://archive.is/MKTaI
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"analysts predict bitcoin's price will be between $10k and $318k in 2022" loving lol how do you even parody a statement like that
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i predict that bitcoin's price will be between 1 dollar and thirty billion gajillion dollars in 2022
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https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-have-been-having-less-sex-whether-theyre-teenagers-or-40-somethings/ Not just sex. There have been signs of less masturbation too.
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Cowcaster posted:"analysts predict bitcoin's price will be between $10k and $318k in 2022" loving lol how do you even parody a statement like that McAfee set the clear price target and promised to eat his own dick. Could have at least made good on the promise before going to prison and suicide.
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golden bubble posted:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-have-been-having-less-sex-whether-theyre-teenagers-or-40-somethings/ quote:HERBENICK: Especially for those 18 to 29 years old, there have been increases in what many people call rough sex behaviors. Limited research suggests that an earlier idea of this was what I would consider fairly vanilla rough sex: pulling hair, a little light spanking. What we see now in studies of thousands of randomly sampled college students is choking or strangling during sex. The behavior seems to be a majority behavior for college-age students. For many people, it’s consensual and wanted and asked for, but it’s also scary to many people, even if they learn to enjoy it or want it. It’s a major line of research for our team: to understand how they feel, what the health risks are and how that fits into the larger sexual landscapes.  Is this, uhh, a major trend in modern pornography for some reason
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quote:FU: We need more studies to tell us why. But for young people, computer games, increasing social media use, video games—something is replacing that time. During that period from 2009 to 2018, different types of social media emerged. This is always evolving, especially for younger people. Are young people edging for hours these day? They don't have time to jerk off because of Twitter?
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Donovan Trip posted:Since then I turned 8k into enough for a new car, a house, a restaurant,... nice, the classic windfall wealth destruction starter package. you might want to consider developing a substance abuse problem to round things out
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:nice, the classic windfall wealth destruction starter package. you might want to consider developing a substance abuse problem to round things out Needs a boat too.
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Cowcaster posted:i predict that bitcoin's price will be between 1 dollar and thirty billion gajillion dollars in 2022 
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Cowcaster posted:"analysts predict bitcoin's price will be between $10k and $318k in 2022" loving lol how do you even parody a statement like that https://twitter.com/classicmacro/status/1327381449000034307?s=20 idk what people think they're proving when they write "FIAT" in capital letters but it sure is helpful for identifying TWITs Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Feb 16, 2022 |
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Gazpacho posted:idk what people think they're proving when they write "FIAT" in capital letters but it sure is helpful for identifying TWITs They've broken their brains by writing BTC, USDC, DOGE, etc. all day every day.
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Gazpacho posted:GBS > Bitcoin: Revolutionize the meme industry
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Gazpacho posted:idk what people think they're proving when they write "FIAT" in capital letters but it sure is helpful for identifying TWITs You know what they say BITCOIN stands for - Fix It Again, Tony, heh heh
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HootTheOwl posted:Well no, it's only a spell while it's on the stack. Otherwise it's an NFT card. Is an NFT an artifact or an enchantment?
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