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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I bet that's also what he calls his dick.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

This is good enough to make me want to watch sportsball

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Just seen: man with the middle name Question, which find pretty cool, not to mention a good tool for winning bar bets.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Monday Peter.

Not Peter Monday, like you'd expect. I confirmed it with his DL.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
David Davis
Tor Torson
(I know this is probably a perfectly normal name somewhere in Scandinavia so I apologize but it made me giggle.)

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

David Davis
Tor Torson
(I know this is probably a perfectly normal name somewhere in Scandinavia so I apologize but it made me giggle.)

Reminds me of


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
A two year old named Leviathan.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

I love that this got posted here because you’re likely thinking it’s poking fun at Rick Trickett and Dick Radar but it’s actually a tweet about how incredibly stacked with hall of fame American college football coaches that staff is.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
There's a player on the US Olympic hockey team with the last name Zumwinkle.

Gold medal game is on 11:10pm EST, btw.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

gleebster posted:

Just seen: man with the middle name Question, which find pretty cool, not to mention a good tool for winning bar bets.

Robin Strasser's middle name is "Victory in Europe", which is so loving cool, although if my name were Robin Victory in Europe Strasser I would probably go by "Vicky".

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

A two year old named Leviathan.

"Nasty, brutish and short"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phy posted:

"Nasty, brutish and short"

:discourse:

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Arivia posted:

I love that this got posted here because you’re likely thinking it’s poking fun at Rick Trickett and Dick Radar but it’s actually a tweet about how incredibly stacked with hall of fame American college football coaches that staff is.

:shrug: You got me, Dick Radar made me chuckle.


We had an episode of Forged in Fire on the other day, and there was a contestant named Stryker Gooch.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

LadyPictureShow posted:

We had an episode of Forged in Fire on the other day, and there was a contestant named Stryker Gooch.

That is not where you're supposed to strike.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Texan child actor turned minister-of-some-southern-religion called Yankton Hatten. His birth name was Yankton Sy Wyatt, which sounds an incredibly Texan McTexas name to me.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Former colleague just named her daughter Murphy :(

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

eating only apples posted:

Former colleague just named her daughter Murphy :(

huge candice bergen fan

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Alaois posted:

huge candice bergen fan

Or Dresden Files fan.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Or Interstellar.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Maybe it's a Murphy's law reference.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



For God's sake, make sure she doesn't join the Detroit P.D.!

'Cause ACAB

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I somehow ended up on a page listing some random fundamentalist family's children.

quote:

1 Liberty Anne
2 Freedom Joy
3 Victory Belle
4 Patriot (Due May 2022)

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
At least the first three have a "normal" middle name they can choose to go by. Patriot's poo poo out of luck, though. Maybe "Patty" will make a comeback.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

you're right nobody's gone by Pat in like, god it must be 80 years at this point right

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

#3 is a fuckin pokemon

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Why the hell isn't it Liberty Belle? Step too far? Tsk.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

The current champion of the Nathan's Hot Dogs eating contest is a guy named Joey Chestnut.

His father is Merlin Chestnut.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I know three people called Merlin. All French, all in the 14-18 age range. Relaxing the naming laws in France was a mistake.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
A new (French!)girl just started at my work. Her name is Chani. She is hereby the fifth Chani I have met living overseas.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

A new (French!)girl just started at my work. Her name is Chani. She is hereby the fifth Chani I have met living overseas.

Didn't know Dune was THAT popular.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
First names
--Alxee
--Broncsten (I hate this)
--Havok
--Moronica
--Flennord
--Te Quilla
--Cue
--Heavenleigh
--Vanellope
--Honestii
--Quadene

Full Names
--Trinka Blickle
--Crystal Goldberry
--Bunny Tremblar
--Elizabeth McQueen
--Kolly Opie
--Zebadee Bottoms

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Holy loving hell:
https://cla.umn.edu/about/directory/profile/ewf
Elizabeth Wrigley-Field

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Moronica is amazing.

I came across the surname Kindflesh at work yesterday.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I want to say it might be german but if anything that just makes it worse.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Lady Disdain posted:

I know three people called Merlin. All French, all in the 14-18 age range. Relaxing the naming laws in France was a mistake.

I know a dude named Merlin, in the US, he's like 60-something. Goes by Tater.

Also recently ran across a fellow named Travis Generally.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

OwlFancier posted:

I want to say it might be german but if anything that just makes it worse.

I was thinking the same; I've definitely seen -fleisch surnames before. kind + fleisch = child flesh ?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah, not to be confused with rindfleisch which is beef.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I met a Skye Walker at a party.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Lady Disdain posted:

Moronica is amazing.

It was also the named used in a few Three Stooges shorts for their "totally not Nazi Germany" nation when they wanted to mock Hitler.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It was such a tragedy when Moronica invaded Freedonia.

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