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I'm surprised we don't hear about people being outraged when mcdonalds switched to syrup from corny kegs. Any goons old enough to remember that poo poo?
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louis cole is a loving animal. sam is real good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_rPd_ufK4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly3EJbzRPjc
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/Neon_Harbor/status/1493414696615129090?t=HOmj2tAEYEzwo8qcU0KeOw&s=19 They're cowards unless it's the monsters who are horny.
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ponzicar posted:They're cowards unless it's the monsters who are horny. Oh, that definitely exists, just either in fan fiction or using Kaiju that's similar to, but legally distinct from, the ones in movies.
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twitter algo surfaced this for me, so hat tip to it i guess https://twitter.com/what_eats_owls/status/1493788659585220610
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https://twitter.com/hexprax/status/1492314931852570630?s=20&t=EsWK4_1A2cIaQnng9aYBRw Depressingly, pretty accurate.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://twitter.com/hexprax/status/1492314931852570630?s=20&t=EsWK4_1A2cIaQnng9aYBRw But...that requires self awareness in which case 
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://twitter.com/hexprax/status/1492314931852570630?s=20&t=EsWK4_1A2cIaQnng9aYBRw Some guy once approached me in a parking lot saying I looked like a cool guy and I knew right away he wanted to sell me magazines.
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You guys are just jealous that the stripper is attracted to me 
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Some guy once approached me in a parking lot saying I looked like a cool guy and I knew right away he wanted to sell me magazines. Or speakers.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Some guy once approached me in a parking lot saying I looked like a cool guy and I knew right away he wanted to sell me magazines. In my experience he's trying to sell you the job he's desperately trying to get out of.
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Glory to Italia!
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I once had a guy offer to sell me meat that he pulled out of his jacket. It was still in the packaging so I guess it should have been good.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I once had a guy offer to sell me meat that he pulled out of his jacket. It was still in the packaging so I guess it should have been good. Yeah, that's a dude who shoplifted more meat than he could eat before it went bad.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I once had a guy offer to sell me meat that he pulled out of his jacket. It was still in the packaging so I guess it should have been good. the problem with selling hot meat is if you wait too long it stops being rare
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Stexils posted:the problem with selling hot meat is if you wait too long it stops being rare This is a good joke, but I regularly had a customer order a medium rare steak over the phone, show up half an hour after we said it would be ready, and complain about it being over done. It's been in a box for half an hour it keeps cooking.
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I once had a guy try to invite me to his house to look at some venomous snakes he was trying to sell. Anyway have some content https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1493938614069252099?t=u6mweA03Nmy3qR2bfrzCSQ&s=19
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That, and the pickup that had "My Other Toy Has Tits" that parked at my former church.
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grittyreboot posted:I once had a guy try to invite me to his house to look at some venomous snakes he was trying to sell. I'll never forget a goon's interpretation of these over a decade ago being "a family member buys a vehicle that the deceased had always wanted in life and they dedicate it to them"
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grittyreboot posted:I once had a guy try to invite me to his house to look at some venomous snakes he was trying to sell. I saw one of them once, but instead of gently caress them angels up it said "mmwcl" and had two juggalo hatchet logos with angel wings on either side. Wish I had gotten a picture.
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https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1494064768629493763 Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of cookies. What I said was:
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I have more work to do to tame the crows around my house. I feed them but only indirectly as they fly away on approach still.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1494064768629493763 Chocolate is highly toxic for birds
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There’s no chocolate in Russia, it’s prolly mashed up cigarettes.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Chocolate is highly toxic for birds I care exactly as much as that crow.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Chocolate is highly toxic for birds You’re posts are toxic for this thread.
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Nottherealaborn posted:You’re posts are toxic for this thread. Your face is toxic for this earth
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Mr. Lobe posted:Chocolate is highly toxic for birds Listen here cum-slut
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grittyreboot posted:I once had a guy try to invite me to his house to look at some venomous snakes he was trying to sell. This is how I found out my elementary school classmate was dead when I visited my hometown RIP Cody, you may have been a moron but you always shared your fruit snacks.
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Riatsala posted:This is how I found out my elementary school classmate was dead when I visited my hometown roll one out for a real one
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i did this very good photoshop 
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Kenning posted:Listen here cum-slut i'm so glad i get this reference
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Sorry about the next five pages of this thread but this is seriously depraved poo poo https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1494316229141712901
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zoux posted:Sorry about the next five pages of this thread but this is seriously depraved poo poo Before we get on a huge derail, are we sure they don't mean Celsius?
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I'd say 22-25. Anything that close to the bp of ethanol is too hot.
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