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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Wrestling fans continue to surprise me with new levels of depravity.

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Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008


Such lovely payola

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Wait, that's just because she said she's not taking dates after March? I mean, sure, maybe that means she and Gresham are having a kid, but jesus christ.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

just guys bein dudes

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Parma is the least interesting Italian meat

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

They could have at least sent Jamón Serrano. Not ibérico though, Alfred doesn't deserve to eat meat that delicious.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Pinche Rudo posted:

They could have at least sent Jamón Serrano. Not ibérico though, Alfred doesn't deserve to eat meat that delicious.

I've never been a huge ham guy, but when I was in Barcelona I had a revelation. Ham doesn't need to be a wet salty mess, it can actually be delicious.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Throwing in a vote for Bresaola.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Love a pastrami

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Sellin my soul for cold cuts

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I've never been a huge ham guy, but when I was in Barcelona I had a revelation. Ham doesn't need to be a wet salty mess, it can actually be delicious.

Huge hams are the best hams

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

https://twitter.com/HecBitw/status/1493757353828757505

mox is coming home

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Mox and Cody winning the Smackdown tag titles.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I don't know, Hector also (correctly) predicted that...

The Revival would sign a new contract
Black would sign a new contract after Zelina returned
Kross would be WWE champion within a year on the main roster
Keith Lee would be WWE champion
The "Doudrop" name was a dirt sheet rumor and would be part of a short-term angle
Taya Valkyrie would be NXT women's champ before getting called up to the main roster
Adam Cole was going to sign a new contract and become WWE champion after getting called up
Toni Storm would become a champ on the main roster
Hangman would jump to WWE

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I had to go to the bathroom so was following the match on twitter and this appeared

https://twitter.com/UWrestleiHeckle/status/1494142566333255681?t=Yw_4uTsTLs9k70Y-vGDu5A&s=19

I could not imagine what vibes those are

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

what in the holy hell lol

https://twitter.com/NoOFaysatall/status/1494133681333714945?s=20&t=2oYmQF4WRouBWWIDlAc7zw

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








what does Tony know and when did he know it

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013






I bet Tony voted for Frey that fucker.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

Lid posted:

I had to go to the bathroom so was following the match on twitter and this appeared

https://twitter.com/UWrestleiHeckle/status/1494142566333255681?t=Yw_4uTsTLs9k70Y-vGDu5A&s=19

I could not imagine what vibes those are

Did Cena and Orton ever have a great match? The best one I can think of was the Triple Threat with Cena's true rival Edge

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/TheAllianceBlog/status/1494011133757251585?t=iuZInA4PAVhU9RLKL3XxlA&s=19

"What if Cody showed up with a bunch of geeks Vince is never signing anyway"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I didn't think we could get an invasion angle lamer than Retribution but here we are

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Maybe finally Marko Stunt gets the run he deserved all along.

Really wanna see Marko take on Keith Lee, though.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Nothing against Joey or Marko who I both like quite a bit, but neither of those two exactly scream intimidating back up at first glance.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I wonder what Marko Stunt, Brian Cage and Joey Janela’s Retribution-sequel names would be.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
"Obviously Brandi, who WWE has expressed no interest in signing"

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

"Obviously Brandi, who WWE has expressed no interest in signing"

OTOH I can imagine A Shot of Brandi selling a few Peacock subs

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Sydney Bottocks posted:

"Obviously Brandi, who WWE has expressed no interest in signing"

I think the odds of Brandi signing are still higher than Marko Stunt.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Everything is higher than Marko Stunt, that’s an easy stance to take.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

edogawa rando posted:

I wonder what Marko Stunt, Brian Cage and Joey Janela’s Retribution-sequel names would be.

Cody = Soldier 76
Brian Cage = Roadhog (Oinks as he walks to the ring, Vince's idea, despite many reservations and complaints from others)
Joey Janela = Junkrat
Marko Stunt = Wrecking Ball

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

edogawa rando posted:

I wonder what Marko Stunt, Brian Cage and Joey Janela’s Retribution-sequel names would be.

They're all going to be called Tony:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4OTUsCt-s

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

forkboy84 posted:

I think the odds of Brandi signing are still higher than Marko Stunt.

I could see Vince getting really into doing comedy bullshit with Marko for 6 months until he got bored and spent the rest of his contract in 24/7 title skits

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

marko would be fully non verbal and child like, as if he were a little person, or an asian, per prior wwe booking.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Rarity posted:

I could see Vince getting really into doing comedy bullshit with Marko for 6 months until he got bored and spent the rest of his contract in 24/7 title skits

I think Vince would just forget about him after a few weeks of having a lot of fun with him (read: at Marko's expense)
Then eventually Vince sees him backstage and decides to book him as his illegitimate son or something, which Marko takes in stride and this eventually leads to Marko becoming RAW GM.

E: Sorry for my bad fantasy booking.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAllianceBlog/status/1494011133757251585?t=iuZInA4PAVhU9RLKL3XxlA&s=19

"What if Cody showed up with a bunch of geeks Vince is never signing anyway"

Brian Freaking Cage vs Seth Freaking Rollins at Summerslam for custody of the word "Freaking".

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Cage is the only one with a hope in hell of getting in and even that's a long shot because of how short he is and how obviously juiced.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


A Fancy Hat posted:

Brian Freaking Cage vs Seth Freaking Rollins at Summerslam for custody of the word "Freaking".

In a match you can only win by freaking.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



A Fancy Hat posted:

Brian Freaking Cage vs Seth Freaking Rollins at Summerslam for custody of the word "Freaking".

The winner will simply be called "Freakin" going forward

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Not a big job to let the seams out on that mighty mouse costume

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Gaz-L posted:

Cage is the only one with a hope in hell of getting in and even that's a long shot because of how short he is and how obviously juiced.

If they sign Cody there’s no way they bother with Cage, his only value is as an AEW scalp and/or designated “random” wellness test failer to prove that sometimes they do catch people.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Cage in WWE would shrink by like half his body mass

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