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Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
That really sounds utterly ridiculous, imo. Nobody outside of Russia is going to believe the false flag attack anyway, so it's purely a fig-leaf and an internal domestic justification, and either you give a poo poo about people finding out it was staged, in which case this is way too complicated and involves too many people, or you don't give a poo poo about people internally finding out it was staged, in which case this is way more elaborate than it needs to be.

gently caress, gruesome as it might sound, it'd be far simpler and have more chance of looking legit if they just actually lethally gassed somewhere for real.

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Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day
It's just making Western media look unhinged to give cover to any real war crimes when they happen.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Reveilled posted:

That really sounds utterly ridiculous, imo. Nobody outside of Russia is going to believe the false flag attack anyway, so it's purely a fig-leaf and an internal domestic justification, and either you give a poo poo about people finding out it was staged, in which case this is way too complicated and involves too many people, or you don't give a poo poo about people internally finding out it was staged, in which case this is way more elaborate than it needs to be.

gently caress, gruesome as it might sound, it'd be far simpler and have more chance of looking legit if they just actually lethally gassed somewhere for real.
I’m pretty sure an immobilizing agent just dumped on a population would end up lethal anyway.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




A Buttery Pastry posted:

I’m pretty sure an immobilizing agent just dumped on a population would end up lethal anyway.

Nord-Ost immobilising gas didn’t quite work out.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

HonorableTB posted:

Hawaii is not covered under a NATO Article V invocation if it is attacked.
Hawaii wasn't a state when NATO was established so maybe they forgot to update the documents

Flayer posted:

If Ukraine was in NATO would the US really declare war on Russia if they invaded? I think that is unlikely. It's all just games for the big players.
Russia wouldn't invade if Ukraine were in NATO

Reveilled posted:

That really sounds utterly ridiculous, imo. Nobody outside of Russia is going to believe the false flag attack anyway, so it's purely a fig-leaf and an internal domestic justification, and either you give a poo poo about people finding out it was staged, in which case this is way too complicated and involves too many people, or you don't give a poo poo about people internally finding out it was staged, in which case this is way more elaborate than it needs to be.

gently caress, gruesome as it might sound, it'd be far simpler and have more chance of looking legit if they just actually lethally gassed somewhere for real.
Are they actually going with this? I'm pretty sure somebody warned about them trying to do this exact thing.

It of course makes absolutely no sense, there's no reason for Ukraine to wait for the biggest escalation in years and then pull something like this. Of course it still kind of works in their usual propaganda way, because now a reasonable person has to evaulate this clam and some would just buy as a good reason not to do anything.

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Feb 18, 2022

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Final tally for yesterday’s ceasefire violations. Supposedly 152mm guns were fired from LDNR, which peculiarly happens to be a Minsk 2 breach. Not that they weren’t firing those occasionally before either.

https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494572100614565889

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day
Lukashenko on his way to meet Putin and kiss the ring, but not kiss it too hard because he's a big important leader and in control of the situation.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Private Speech posted:

I honestly don't think there is, there might be a lot of sympathy with Ukraine but I don't see the EU unanimously accepting a member with a semi-active invasion by Russia.

Unless that's what you meant by homework but I don't think Ukraine has a lot of say in stopping that.

EU and NATO both did accept... (West) Germany.

Meanwhile, in Russia:
https://twitter.com/Andrew__Roth/status/1494633909778370560?cxt=HHwWgMC-2efngL4pAAAA

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/rianru/status/1494639696235925521?t=EzSvufkTtapczMGRZXBBbw&s=19

DNR reporting that Ukrainian special forces have tried to sabotage chlorine and ammonia tanks during the night and have been fought back and killed. I guess this where the gas comes in?

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1494662598524030981

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

OddObserver posted:

EU and NATO both did accept... (West) Germany.
The EU was built around Germany. As for NATO, the fact that NATO was occupying West Germany kind of meant West Germany was defacto included anyway.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1494663679534637056

At this point the question is probably more how much of the Ukraine Russia is going to invade/occupy.

Blimey.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
What's the Russian narrative here? The shelling yesterday was a Ukrainian attack, Russians are having to be evacuated, Russia is 'forced' to launch a defensive strike at the perfidious Ukraine to stop further suffering of loyal Russians?

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Flayer posted:

What's the Russian narrative here? The shelling yesterday was a Ukrainian attack, Russians are having to be evacuated, Russia is 'forced' to launch a defensive strike at the perfidious Ukraine to stop further suffering of loyal Russians?

Putin used the magic phrase in his press conference with Olaf Scholz - They will claim it's a "genocide" of the Russian population in Ukraine, which noble Russia had to prevent.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Self-imposed refugee crisis, bold strategy

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Flayer posted:

What's the Russian narrative here? The shelling yesterday was a Ukrainian attack, Russians are having to be evacuated, Russia is 'forced' to launch a defensive strike at the perfidious Ukraine to stop further suffering of loyal Russians?

The news talking about the secret Ukrainian invasion plans that they have captured and the attempted "gas attacks" i.e. the chemical plant sabotages on the civilian population. Full on Goebbels mode

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

fatherboxx posted:

Self-imposed refugee crisis, bold strategy

Dumping half a million of primarily elderly into refugee camps and then blaming Ukraine is one way of getting public support for invasion.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Guess we now know what those concentration camp plans were for.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
They should have at least given the exact date when Zelenskyi plans to retake Luhansk and Donetsk. That's how you know he's definitely going to do that.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1494667476663156742?t=RvIQRiHsCTXyPC5jXb0WuA&s=19

https://twitter.com/DmytroKuleba/status/1494666812277018627?t=YUVEgXlnr-JkFlYKNjz3vQ&s=19

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GaussianCopula posted:

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1494663679534637056

At this point the question is probably more how much of the Ukraine Russia is going to invade/occupy.

Blimey.

I hope Ukrainian soldiers will reconsider shooting Donetsk children with Stingers, that would be uncouth.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
So the claim is that Ukrainian special forces attempted to destroy a chemical plant and hence they are evacuating ALL civilians to Russia.

What a pathetic explanation.


No worse than the US and Iraq's justifications mind you.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Comstar posted:

So the claim is that Ukrainian special forces attempted to destroy a chemical plant and hence they are evacuating ALL civilians to Russia.

What a pathetic explanation.


No worse than the US and Iraq's justifications mind you.

No, those are separate. The “justification” for civilian evacuation is “Ukrainian troops are in battle formations, armed with weapons such as Javelins or Stingers, and either have received an attack order, or will receive it soon”.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494674740790845442

https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494648104850755594

Ah yes, the Polish NATO spetsnaz trope. We haven’t heard of that one for whole 2 weeks now.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
Evacuation, n: Russian for ethnic cleansing.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011

GaussianCopula posted:

At this point the question is probably more how much of the Ukraine Russia is going to invade/occupy.

I honestly don't see them even trying to invade anything other than the eastern parts that are already being contested. Russia simply doesn't have the manpower to occupy the whole country. Just installing a puppet government in Kyiv isn't enough because the Ukrainian forces will immediately overthrow it unless Russia has boots on the ground keeping watch.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I hear the Polish Navy seals dropped some pierogi near the chlorine tank and that's how they were able to be identified

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Aug 6, 2013


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BoldFace posted:

I honestly don't see them even trying to invade anything other than the eastern parts that are already being contested. Russia simply doesn't have the manpower to occupy the whole country. Just installing a puppet government in Kyiv isn't enough because the Ukrainian forces will immediately overthrow it unless Russia has boots on the ground keeping watch.

The "smartest" thing Putin has left to do is "invade" the Donbas region to "protect ethnic Russians" and leave the rest of the Army on the border in case Ukraine fights back.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

GABA ghoul posted:

I hear the Polish Navy seals dropped some pierogi near the chlorine tank and that's how they were able to be identified

False flag. They were actually pelmeny.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494674740790845442

https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494648104850755594

Ah yes, the Polish NATO spetsnaz trope. We haven’t heard of that one for whole 2 weeks now.

Maybe Russian soldiers just can't tell Polish from Ukrainian.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GABA ghoul posted:

I hear the Polish Navy seals dropped some pierogi near the chlorine tank and that's how they were able to be identified

There’s video in that thread, with the small caveat that Russian news sources seem to have forgotten to agree to talk about the same version of events:

https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494649757201010689

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Aug 6, 2013


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cinci zoo sniper posted:

There’s video in that thread, with the small caveat that Russian news sources seem to have forgotten to agree to talk about the same version of events:

https://twitter.com/liveuamap/status/1494649757201010689

You don't need to have a coherent story, in fact sometimes its better not to.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1494678549453840389

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Pook Good Mook posted:

The "smartest" thing Putin has left to do is "invade" the Donbas region to "protect ethnic Russians" and leave the rest of the Army on the border in case Ukraine fights back.

The question is whether this scale of invasion would trigger Western sanctions, because if it did it might not be the smartest play unless you can be certain that Ukraine will attack them.

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Aug 6, 2013


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GaussianCopula posted:

The question is whether this scale of invasion would trigger Western sanctions, because if it did it might not be the smartest play unless you can be certain that Ukraine will attack them.

I wonder if Ukraine would rather just let the contested areas go and forever remove the issue from ever arising again.

Obviously Russia can find whatever nonsense reason it wants in the future, but it's a lot more palatable to the major players if Ukraine wants to just write it off and say it's Russia's problem now. Russia gets to claim "victory," Ukraine doesn't face invasion, the West can claim a de-escalation.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

poo poo, looks like that's it :(

Very hard to walk back from that. The only option that doesn't make them look like idiots now is for the Ukrainian phantom army to attack and Russia to "beat it back" into Ukraine.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Pook Good Mook posted:

I wonder if Ukraine would rather just let the contested areas go and forever remove the issue from ever arising again.

Obviously Russia can find whatever nonsense reason it wants in the future, but it's a lot more palatable to the major players if Ukraine wants to just write it off and say it's Russia's problem now. Russia gets to claim "victory," Ukraine doesn't face invasion, the West can claim a de-escalation.

Then Russia "contests" another big chunk of the country.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Paladinus posted:

Maybe Russian soldiers just can't tell Polish from Ukrainian.

:laffo: Safe to say that’s at the very least more likely than anything presented by the LDNR leadership.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1494684295566397444

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Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008


Remarkable efficient government there to have an evactuation plan to move literally everyone to another country just sitting on the shelf there ready to be activated at a few hours notice.

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