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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


seiferguy posted:

Bobby will turn out to be a relatively normal adult, with millennial adult tendencies, like posting memes in his free time talking about how crushing capitalism is. He'll have a job Hank doesn't understand, but respects because it's a steady paycheck.

He's a Community Manager for Pro-Pain! Online. Bobby pronounces the exclamation mark every time with that cracking voice and.... his voice wouldn't crack anymore :smith: Oh god Bobby is gonna sound different.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Peggy gets a job at door dash but changes the orders herself because she thinks they’re ordering the wrong food so she can make it better.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

bobby is trans

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That boy ain't right

<Everyone gets extremely mad at Hank>

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Dale is all in on Goop, which helped Nancy get her groove back after The Incident.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

McKilligan posted:

Yeah, I read that comic too :)

Also, have him struggling with carpal tunnel.

Thanks for the latte, Kenneth.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



not an empty quote I'm just lost for words

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Bobby's comedy career has failed to take off until a bizarre video of a racist stand up show surfaces and he finally finds an audience. This dovetails with Peggy's Kwannon plot. Guest starring comedy legend Gallagher.

Vitruvian Manic fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Feb 18, 2022

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Vitruvian Manic posted:

Bobby's comedy career has failed to take off until a bizarre video of a racist stand up show surfaces and he finally finds an audience. This dovetails with Peggy's Kwannon plot.

We already had Bobby tries racist comedy and learns it's not funny episode.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

pixaal posted:

We already had Bobby tries racist comedy and learns it's not funny episode.

Yes, that would be the video referenced in the set up.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Bobby is extremely fortunate that incident happened pre-smart phone and social media.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I want Bobby to have stability and happiness at a profession that helps people even if it’s a hit outside the norm

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Who cares about boobie hill, I wanna know what clark peters is up to

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I want Bobby to have stability and happiness at a profession that helps people even if it’s a hit outside the norm

Stability, happiness, and helping people is a pick two situation. :smith:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Who cares about boobie hill, I wanna know what clark peters is up to

he's a cop. i am more certain of this than i have ever been of anything

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Can Dooley be his partner?

naem
May 29, 2011

Mr. Lobe posted:

Maybe he'll be a gig economy worker. Ubering and delivering food and so on. Bearing it in good humor because he's a generally well adjusted guy, but showcasing how hosed up it all is.

“But you’re a food jockey, you work for tips!” Hank will say completely unselfaware

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Detective No. 27 posted:

Bobby is extremely fortunate that incident happened pre-smart phone and social media.

Saying you were repeating what you saw someone else got laughs for and you were young and foolish and it was wrong and you are sorry would go a long way though. Most people don't even try that they defend it.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Boomhauer inexplicably has been elected county commissioner.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Lowen SoDium posted:

Can Dooley be his partner?



"You have the right to remain silent"

I can hear it in his voice and everything.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Bobby leverages his meat knowledge to open a high end butcher shop. He has deep connections to organized crime but he internalized Hank's general goodwill and just enough of Peggy's, uhh, let's call it "short sightedness" so he is clueless.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Vitruvian Manic posted:

Bobby leverages his meat knowledge to open a high end butcher shop. He has deep connections to organized crime but he internalized Hank's general goodwill and just enough of Peggy's, uhh, let's call it "short sightedness" so he is clueless.

Gives me good flashbacks to the panhandling episode

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I picture Bobby as something along the lines of a YouTube or TikTok guy chasing likes, subscribes and influencer status while he posts his videos of open mic comedy sets and magic acts.

Dale Rusty Shackleford has his own podcast that explores the real conspiracies of how people like Alex Jones and Qanon are truly the actual secret government plants and crisis actors; conspiracy theorizing the conspiracy theorists. He gets the COVID vax because he's come full circle and "not getting it is exactly what they want you to do"

Joseph probably coaches HS football or something and has a girlfriend who wants to get married and nags him a lot.

Peggy has an OnlyFans website and earns money from her big feet, cutting out the middle man, and doesn't consider it porn since she just records foot videos while she reads or watches TV. She's tried a few other internet ideas like "Peg-E-Bay" and "PeggyBook" to compete online. With minimal success.

Buck Strickland is dead or retired and Hank is still assistant manager, annoyed by the amount of Google messages, daily spreadsheets, online ordering and this "new fangled mumbo jumbo" that's "gettin in the way of doing business face to face like a man, I tell you what". I don't know who Strickland left in charge or if he had a failson but some "computer guy" is running the business wrong.

I picture Boomhauer being married to a very articulate and extremely well spoken wife with a kid who talks exactly like him but Boomhauer finds him incomprehensible and worries that he's on the spectrum since he can't speak correctly. "Dang ole goo goo ga ga, dad, look here this dang ole firetruck , talkin bout dang ole 9th birthday present from meemaw, dad, goes all 'wwoooo-wooooo'" and lights up" and his dad just stares at him.

Luanne and Lucky moved to a luxurious double wide in Florida and live off Lucky's settlement and disability income, living high on the redneck hog and rarely calling the Hills. They stay in touch with emails, FB and texts that Hank finds "not quite right" and rarely reads because he "gets enough of that computer nonsense at work. Whatever happened to good ole fashion phone call anyways?"

I could see Bill getting suckered into Bitcoin and being relentlessly catfished and scammed on dating websites that all drain his bank account. He's forced to sell his house and now lives in an old man apartment but still drives over to hang out in the alley and say "yup" with disturbing regularity.

GH is a blank slate that you could do anything with really.

John Redcorn remains Dale's closest gay friend and is putting together a Big Mountain Fudgecake Reunion tour.

Bout all I got.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Joseph, I'm happy to let you use the place after hours but if you want to learn to be butcher at least let me teach you. It's not even hunting season and I always have to spend hours sharpening the blades after you use it.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Pegg E-girl

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Luanne had a mental breakdown after Lucky died and communicates only via weirdly voiced puppets.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Oh my god, those fuckin manager babies.

I get it was supposed to be terrible, but OH MY GOD.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Vitruvian Manic posted:

Bobby leverages his meat knowledge to open a high end butcher shop. He has deep connections to organized crime but he internalized Hank's general goodwill and just enough of Peggy's, uhh, let's call it "short sightedness" so he is clueless.

Bobby running a high end butcher shop while married to a woman who is essentially a younger Peggy Hill would just be Fargo season 2

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Oh my god, those fuckin manager babies.

I get it was supposed to be terrible, but OH MY GOD.

They hit even harder (and better) when you're in the south and almost everyone you know is baptist

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Oh my god, those fuckin manager babies.

I get it was supposed to be terrible, but OH MY GOD.

They were the only show that could compete with the Superbowl

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Bobby was a sharpshooter in Iraq, came back, became one of those drug fueled cooks and had some bad years. Then with therapy and the love of a good woman he got everything together, saved up, and now has a successful bbq food truck. He's one of those big burly bearded guys with lots of tattoos who's always smiling, who laughs while grilling up big piles of perfectly seasoned meat, who pushes his daughter on the swings.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Bobby was a sharpshooter in Iraq, came back, became one of those drug fueled cooks and had some bad years. Then with therapy and the love of a good woman he got everything together, saved up, and now has a successful bbq food truck. He's one of those big burly bearded guys with lots of tattoos who's always smiling, who laughs while grilling up big piles of perfectly seasoned meat, who pushes his daughter on the swings.

I like this, he could also be a peer counselor for either drugs or veterans or both.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Hank and Peggy should just have a nice retirement, only occasionally interrupted by annoying teenagers whackin it in their toolshed.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Bobby was a sharpshooter in Iraq, came back, became one of those drug fueled cooks and had some bad years. Then with therapy and the love of a good woman he got everything together, saved up, and now has a successful bbq food truck. He's one of those big burly bearded guys with lots of tattoos who's always smiling, who laughs while grilling up big piles of perfectly seasoned meat, who pushes his daughter on the swings.

:golfclap:

If it's not at least this good they hosed it up.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Iron Crowned posted:

They were the only show that could compete with the Superbowl

If you took my batteries before the Super Bowl, then how did the channel change...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


BiggerBoat posted:


Buck Strickland is dead or retired and Hank is still assistant manager, annoyed by the amount of Google messages, daily spreadsheets, online ordering and this "new fangled mumbo jumbo" that's "gettin in the way of doing business face to face like a man, I tell you what". I don't know who Strickland left in charge or if he had a failson but some "computer guy" is running the business wrong.


Buck has his bastard son who runs his own propane business. His name is Ray or Roy or something. It's Jody

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Big fan of the Manager Babies

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Hank hires a new young employee who loves propane even more than him.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Here’s an idea, the characters aren’t aged up in any way and nothing has changed significantly in Arlen since the show ended.

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