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I will say that the calzoney, while looking loving wild/disgusting and having the dumbest name, is actually not bad at all. Whatever cheese they use in the calzone part is loving great. The pizza is little caesar's tho
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Calzony Calzoney Calzone Why did we not ever migrate to the superior “P-zone” nomenclature? Probably because Tommy Davidson was too skinny to represent serious fat guy food. They need to try again with lavell Crawford. Everyone loves that guy from his time lying on money on breaking bad. He could make p-zone happen.
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Feb 17, 2022 20:45
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Captain Hygiene posted:I don't know where exactly I'd classify that in the pizza space, but I would definitely devour it whole Spaghetti calzone would be awesome
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Feb 18, 2022 16:10
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Just randomly found one for the first time ever while looking at a pizza place    bonus 
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Feb 18, 2022 20:51
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going through all the options of what the yellow stuff could be, not a fan of any of them
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Feb 18, 2022 20:54
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That's a nacho pizza right there. Why enjoy delicious nachos and pizza separately, when you can combine them into one dish that looks and probably tastes like poo poo?
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Feb 18, 2022 21:01
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That is a 1950’s ad photoshoot for Smidley’s boxed butterscotch pudding powder showing with-it housewives the myriad ways a box of Smidley’s can perk up any meal any time you want to impress your guests.
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Feb 18, 2022 21:09
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The rest of that pizza looks fine except for the industrial quality nacho cheese
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Feb 18, 2022 21:31
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Big Beef City posted:The rest of that pizza looks fine except for the cold industrial quality nacho cheese
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Feb 18, 2022 23:33
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It legit looks like big blobs of yellow oil paint
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Feb 19, 2022 01:39
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I'll have a large with uuuhhhhhh lettuce, olives, jalapeños, and titanium yellow. Make that extra titanium
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Feb 19, 2022 03:36
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This means war.
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Feb 19, 2022 03:47
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big dyke energy posted:That's a nacho pizza right there. Take the slice, roll it up, you have a pizza burrito!  AARD VARKMAN posted:Just randomly found one for the first time ever while looking at a pizza place That actually looks pretty good to be honest, I'd try that.
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Feb 19, 2022 04:37
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Cowman posted:I will say that the calzoney, while looking loving wild/disgusting and having the dumbest name, is actually not bad at all. Whatever cheese they use in the calzone part is loving great. The pizza is little caesar's tho The Calzony line shouldn’t be as good as it is.
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waydownLo posted:The Calzony line This was the defense that was supposed to stop the Ottomans in Italy no?
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Feb 19, 2022 05:22
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jesus christ
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That's clearly an omelette and not a pizza  .
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Feb 19, 2022 13:03
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Big Beef City posted:The rest of that pizza looks fine except for the industrial quality nacho cheese The nacho cheese is doing a good job distracting people from the shredded lettuce.
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Feb 19, 2022 13:48
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Holy poo poo, pizz! 
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Feb 19, 2022 13:49
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The Moon Monster posted:The nacho cheese is doing a good job distracting people from the shredded lettuce. Lettuce on pizza is good actually I'm sorry you're wrong about major life choices you've made
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Feb 19, 2022 13:52
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"Lettuce on pizza is good, actually" is probably the most deranged post so far Not in this thread, just in general
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steinrokkan posted:"Lettuce on pizza is good, actually" is probably the most deranged post so far ... It's extremely common? Things like blt and taco pizzas, etc that have lettuce are everywhere
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arugula is a good topping in a more traditional sense, too I did once in a desperate season where we had more cucumbers than space put cucumbers on a pizza. do not do this.
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Arugula makes perfect sense. Lettuce doesn't.
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Fresh taco pizza with lettuce can be good, the lettuce reheats like rear end though.
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Taco pizza... heavens wept
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Captain Hygiene posted:Fresh taco pizza with lettuce can be good, the lettuce reheats like rear end though. putting it in the air fryer/oven achieves better results than microwaving taco pizza (which requires lettuce to be good taco pizza)
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Feb 19, 2022 15:36
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Just don't reheat it if it has fresh produce on it
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Randabis posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/52Zj1Vg haha 
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By popular demand posted:Right click>copy image adress Thanks bro. We wanted to make sure the customer had enough plastic and cancer in their diet. That's the mold used to shape the calzony. That cheese in the calzony is a mix of ricotta and Parm with some white garlic sauce I think.
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bart get out I'm pizz
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Cowman posted:I will say that the calzoney, while looking loving wild/disgusting and having the dumbest name, is actually not bad at all. Whatever cheese they use in the calzone part is loving great. The pizza is little caesar's tho I tried it and thought the cheese mixture had the mouthfeel of a hearty loogie
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:I tried it and thought the cheese mixture had the mouthfeel of a hearty loogie I agree they look stupid and aren't worth 8 bucks or whatever.
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steinrokkan posted:Taco pizza... heavens wept It's really good: seasoned ground beef, cheddar cheese, spicy red sauce, and then fresh tomato, lettuce, and sour cream on top when it comes out of the oven. The only real hazard is the lettuce: once you put the lettuce on, you can't reheat it or it'll go slimy and limp. The best places don't put lettuce on it until right before you eat it
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why would you put it on top of the hot thing when salad bowls exist?
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By popular demand posted:Right click>copy image adress hey babe bought you a pizza filled with grout. yeah, that grey stuff? its grout. hope you enjoy, love you babe
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learnincurve posted:why would you put it on top of the hot thing when salad bowls exist? McDLT pizza
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