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bike tory posted:NZ's former right wing prime minister complements this nicely My dad had a saying for that. "Is that nail a friend of yours?"
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Thats a terrible angle to try to hammer in a nail for a photo op. He needs better handlers. Oh don't worry he was quite well known for handling others himself. quote:the waitress said Key repeatedly tugged on her “tantalising” ponytail, having approached making “scary, suspense sound effects, like the music from the movie Jaws” Unfortunately he couldn't handle people properly even in normal ways: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWjuiAPkEAw
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Nebrilos posted:My dad had a saying for that. "Is that nail a friend of yours?" 'let me know when you're done warming up'
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‘close one eye if you’re seeing double’
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I don't trust anyone who can't hammer in a nail. That's some poo poo you learn at six if anyone you know works for a living.
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It is also a really common toy to have at nearly any age. Hammering a thing into a hole is like a primal interest
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dialhforhero posted:It is also a really common toy to have at nearly any age. Hammering a thing into a hole is like a primal interest The hammer is my penis.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I don't trust anyone who can't hammer in a nail. You should also know how to change your oil by 9 and build a house by 12 then you take lunch
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Large Testicles posted:The hammer is my penis. the nail is another guy's penis
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Jabberlock posted:the nail is another guy's penis STOP HAMMER TIME!
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Jabberlock posted:the nail is another guy's penis I have been doing this docking thing wrong the entire time then.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:A universal constant, no matter the ideology or economic system, is that elites are incompetent buffoons.
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The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken.
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Tree Bucket posted:The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken. That's called a dry heave.
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Lobok posted:Boris Johnson has the appearance of someone who just straight guzzles petrol but I don't know if he actually has.
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Strictly space aliens.
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Was it this guy who was in the Brexit plane crash?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC0thT7hiDQ
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Tree Bucket posted:The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken. "Am I actually seeing this poo poo?"
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I love these guys insisting on wearing suits for the most inappropriate things, like trump throwing a baseball jersey on top of his bulky as gently caress shoulder-padded suit
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Jabberlock posted:You should also know how to change your oil by 9 and build a house by 12 Yes but unironically. I'd you aren't basically self sufficient at 10 you're probably bourgeois.
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Tree Bucket posted:The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken. He reeled. He steadied himself to have another clear look at it. It still said Arthur Dent, so he reeled again.
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Anyone who isn't doing at least some child labor is privileged and should probably be broken on a wheel.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Was it this guy who was in the Brexit plane crash? That was Nigel Farage:
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Large Testicles posted:The hammer is my penis. cant hammer your penis through a turd without breaking both
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https://twitter.com/mollygos/status/1495061531888799746?s=20&t=aW14b6ynD7rm67uVw5fgTg
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-Zydeco- posted:https://twitter.com/mollygos/status/1495061531888799746?s=20&t=aW14b6ynD7rm67uVw5fgTg That would be an amazing dig site. Climate controlled, commercial parking lot right next to dig site, available electricity nearby, ziplock bags available, easy lunch breaks, good reserve of black sharpies. This is like the Glamping of dig sites.
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Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper It would be poggers. Purportedly.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper there are at least 50 that have been published
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper "...one would have to imagine Mario poggers. Perchance."
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised. Nintendo's most famous character, Mario, enjoys global recognition and adoration; but what are the qualities that we ascribe to Mario or that he inherently possess that make him worthy of such adoration? This paper will analyze the actions that Mario, and the player through him, perform, such as resolving conflict in the unusual and violent manner of literally crushing turtles. We will also analyze the actual portrayed intentions and personality of Mario, which may be difficult because his discourse is often inscrutable and limited to simple phrases such as "It's a me! Mario". The actions and intentions that Mario actually demonstrates will then be compared to the actions and intentions ascribed to Mario by those who interact with Mario as the player of the game. Perchance we will find that the relatively blank slate that is Mario is an ideal canvas for the end user to use to paint a picture of their own ideal theory of how one should act in duress, and the accomplishments the player performs through Mario in game will be the praxis in which they realize their theory.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised. F. No 'perchance' see me after class.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised. Perchance.
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Don't doxx me
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Mewtwofield
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Purrchunks
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