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Nebrilos: Oct 9, 2012

bike tory posted:

NZ's former right wing prime minister complements this nicely

My dad had a saying for that. "Is that nail a friend of yours?"

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:10

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Thats a terrible angle to try to hammer in a nail for a photo op. He needs better handlers.

Oh don't worry he was quite well known for handling others himself.

quote:

the waitress said Key repeatedly tugged on her “tantalising” ponytail, having approached making “scary, suspense sound effects, like the music from the movie Jaws”

Unfortunately he couldn't handle people properly even in normal ways:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWjuiAPkEAw

# ? Feb 19, 2022 20:43

Dollas: Sep 16, 2007; $$$$$$$$$; Clapping Larry

Nebrilos posted:

My dad had a saying for that. "Is that nail a friend of yours?"

'let me know when you're done warming up'

# ? Feb 19, 2022 20:47

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

�close one eye if you�re seeing double�

# ? Feb 19, 2022 21:03

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I don't trust anyone who can't hammer in a nail.

That's some poo poo you learn at six if anyone you know works for a living.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 21:29

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

It is also a really common toy to have at nearly any age. Hammering a thing into a hole is like a primal interest :dadjoke:

# ? Feb 19, 2022 21:37

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

dialhforhero posted:

It is also a really common toy to have at nearly any age. Hammering a thing into a hole is like a primal interest

The hammer is my penis.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 21:45

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

FreudianSlippers posted:

I don't trust anyone who can't hammer in a nail.

That's some poo poo you learn at six if anyone you know works for a living.

You should also know how to change your oil by 9 and build a house by 12

then you take lunch

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:01

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Large Testicles posted:

The hammer is my penis.

the nail is another guy's penis

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:03

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Jabberlock posted:

the nail is another guy's penis

STOP

HAMMER TIME!

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:05

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Jabberlock posted:

the nail is another guy's penis

I have been doing this docking thing wrong the entire time then.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:14

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

A universal constant, no matter the ideology or economic system, is that elites are incompetent buffoons.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:23

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Busket Posket posted:

The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:29

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Tree Bucket posted:

The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken.

That's called a dry heave.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 22:47

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Lobok posted:

Boris Johnson has the appearance of someone who just straight guzzles petrol but I don't know if he actually has.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:12

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Busket Posket posted:

Strictly space aliens.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:16

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

for fucks sake posted:

Was it this guy who was in the Brexit plane crash?

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:28

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Busket Posket posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC0thT7hiDQ

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:30

Golden Dragon: Apr 9, 2007; Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:36

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Tree Bucket posted:

The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken.

"Am I actually seeing this poo poo?"

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:39

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

for fucks sake posted:

I love these guys insisting on wearing suits for the most inappropriate things, like trump throwing a baseball jersey on top of his bulky as gently caress shoulder-padded suit

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:53

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Jabberlock posted:

You should also know how to change your oil by 9 and build a house by 12

then you take lunch

Yes but unironically.

I'd you aren't basically self sufficient at 10 you're probably bourgeois.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:55

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Tree Bucket posted:

The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken.

He reeled. He steadied himself to have another clear look at it. It still said Arthur Dent, so he reeled again.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 23:59

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Anyone who isn't doing at least some child labor is privileged and should probably be broken on a wheel.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 00:00

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Was it this guy who was in the Brexit plane crash?

That was Nigel Farage:

# ? Feb 20, 2022 00:08

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Large Testicles posted:

The hammer is my penis.

cant hammer your penis through a turd without breaking both

# ? Feb 20, 2022 00:14

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/mollygos/status/1495061531888799746?s=20&t=aW14b6ynD7rm67uVw5fgTg

# ? Feb 20, 2022 02:09

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/mollygos/status/1495061531888799746?s=20&t=aW14b6ynD7rm67uVw5fgTg

That would be an amazing dig site.

Climate controlled, commercial parking lot right next to dig site, available electricity nearby, ziplock bags available, easy lunch breaks, good reserve of black sharpies. This is like the Glamping of dig sites.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 02:15

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/1494724904129859588

Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper

# ? Feb 20, 2022 02:20

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper

It would be poggers. Purportedly.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 02:31

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper

there are at least 50 that have been published

# ? Feb 20, 2022 02:58

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper

"...one would have to imagine Mario poggers.

Perchance."

# ? Feb 20, 2022 03:03

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly I feel there's a world where this would be an interesting philosophy paper

I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised.

Nintendo's most famous character, Mario, enjoys global recognition and adoration; but what are the qualities that we ascribe to Mario or that he inherently possess that make him worthy of such adoration? This paper will analyze the actions that Mario, and the player through him, perform, such as resolving conflict in the unusual and violent manner of literally crushing turtles. We will also analyze the actual portrayed intentions and personality of Mario, which may be difficult because his discourse is often inscrutable and limited to simple phrases such as "It's a me! Mario". The actions and intentions that Mario actually demonstrates will then be compared to the actions and intentions ascribed to Mario by those who interact with Mario as the player of the game. Perchance we will find that the relatively blank slate that is Mario is an ideal canvas for the end user to use to paint a picture of their own ideal theory of how one should act in duress, and the accomplishments the player performs through Mario in game will be the praxis in which they realize their theory.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 03:18

The General: Mar 4, 2007

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised.

Nintendo's most famous character, Mario, enjoys global recognition and adoration; but what are the qualities that we ascribe to Mario or that he inherently possess that make him worthy of such adoration? This paper will analyze the actions that Mario, and the player through him, perform, such as resolving conflict in the unusual and violent manner of literally crushing turtles. We will also analyze the actual portrayed intentions and personality of Mario, which may be difficult because his discourse is often inscrutable and limited to simple phrases such as "It's a me! Mario". The actions and intentions that Mario actually demonstrates will then be compared to the actions and intentions ascribed to Mario by those who interact with Mario as the player of the game. Perchance we will find that the relatively blank slate that is Mario is an ideal canvas for the end user to use to paint a picture of their own ideal theory of how one should act in duress, and the accomplishments the player performs through Mario in game will be the praxis in which they realize their theory.

F. No 'perchance' see me after class.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 03:22

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I think there is the essence of some interesting questions that could be raised.

Nintendo's most famous character, Mario, enjoys global recognition and adoration; but what are the qualities that we ascribe to Mario or that he inherently possess that make him worthy of such adoration? This paper will analyze the actions that Mario, and the player through him, perform, such as resolving conflict in the unusual and violent manner of literally crushing turtles. We will also analyze the actual portrayed intentions and personality of Mario, which may be difficult because his discourse is often inscrutable and limited to simple phrases such as "It's a me! Mario". The actions and intentions that Mario actually demonstrates will then be compared to the actions and intentions ascribed to Mario by those who interact with Mario as the player of the game. Perchance we will find that the relatively blank slate that is Mario is an ideal canvas for the end user to use to paint a picture of their own ideal theory of how one should act in duress, and the accomplishments the player performs through Mario in game will be the praxis in which they realize their theory.

Perchance.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 03:39