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some plague rats posted:Desert Bus could you please work through this issue somewhere else thank you
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No dont stop I'm so close to blowing my nose
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Feb 20, 2022 00:39
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I've said all I can say. I'm done.
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Feb 20, 2022 00:41
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Biplane posted:No dont stop I'm so close to blowing my nose sorry im sorry im trying to delete it
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Feb 20, 2022 00:44
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Son of Rodney posted:Why were they banned, it's not like this forum is full of prudes. Goons got weird with it, right? Goons always get weird with it. Any time you have randos posting porn someone will eventually post a teenager. Nobody is checking IDs in the PYF Dicks thread to make sure you aren't posting a 17 year old's dick. Why take on the liability?
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Feb 20, 2022 01:00
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I can tell a story about internet porn that will probably derail away from DesertBus. It wasn't a goon, but goons know him. So long time ago, my friend was dating Davis Aurini. Yeah. That one. Long before he became internet famous, years before HBomberGuys's videos. He was a rebound after her former relationship fell apart. This was in the MSN Messenger days, and she was with him long enough that I ended up adding him. Then she dumped him, because surprise he's a loving violent psycho, and I went online to block him and he started messaging me to dump my husband and date him instead. I blocked him because I didn't know how to remove people at the time and didn't want to take the time to figure it out right away. So months go by, no one has heard a peep from him, and I sign on and get annoyed I could see his name in the list so I went to delete him. Couldn't delete someone if they were blocked lmao. So I unblocked him to delete him and he instantly started spamming messages about how I should cheat instead and sent a ton of explicit Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy cartoon porn pics which was extra fuckin weird because I had never expressed any interest in those characters, or lesbians, or rule 34 or any of that. I do know he liked cartoon porn, because he had a folder full of cartoon characters loving on his laptop that he would pull out and show people constantly. I had unfortunately been to his house twice when my friend invited me and my husband to come hang out. Big surprise his house was full of army surplus everything you could imagine. And I do believe he had his dorky skull in with his WW2 collectibles all the way back then. Dude is a piece of work. And then seeing him being mocked on the internet like 6 or 7 years later was wild. And satisfying. Anyway, not entirely related but still an extremely wtf experience that I regret having.
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Feb 20, 2022 01:04
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I'm glad you mentioned the skull because I was gonna ask. Also, yeesh.
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Feb 20, 2022 01:09
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I kinda wants a skull when I was 15 but weirdos and freaks made it uncool
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Feb 20, 2022 01:13
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practically every internet weirdo hss a skull and has had one since a very very early age. 15 is really late to get one
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Feb 20, 2022 01:18
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Carthag Tuek posted:I kinda wants a skull when I was 15 but weirdos and freaks made it uncool you don't have a skull?? e:ninja
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Feb 20, 2022 01:19
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:practically every internet weirdo hss a skull and has had one since a very very early age. 15 is really late to get one It's like when you see an old person at a community college, they're either very dedicated or someone to avoid
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Feb 20, 2022 01:22
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Feb 20, 2022 01:35
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What sort of tiny house is full after only putting three skulls in there? My crappy apartment could fit hundreds without even trying.
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Feb 20, 2022 01:52
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Just like a man to exaggerate 
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Feb 20, 2022 01:57
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Picnic Princess posted:I can tell a story about internet porn that will probably derail away from DesertBus. It wasn't a goon, but goons know him. This story is taking me back to my newbie days on the forums, when I posted in the Ask Me About My Friend Who Dates Anime Guys/Talk About Your Terrible Nerd Friends thread about an online "friend" who had a weird creepy crush on me and also used to tell me about his cannibalism porn habit, and it turned out that the same dude was a big-name TV Tropes guy. Internet creeps get around.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:01
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Porn thread is a terrible idea but I really want to see the quotes from the inevitable drama and clusterfuck. It seems no matter how obvious the bait some goons can't help themselves.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:03
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Goons do be baiting
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Feb 20, 2022 02:10
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I looked in the boobs thread once and the latest post was a goon quoting a picture of some topless lady and going "holy poo poo is there more of her?" and getting the response "yeah relax the picture's just been cropped, she doesn't stop at the waist." It was such a wholesome goon joke that I figured any further perusal of that thread would just sully its memory.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:14
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:practically every internet weirdo hss a skull and has had one since a very very early age. 15 is really late to get one lol
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Feb 20, 2022 02:20
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Karia posted:What sort of tiny house is full after only putting three skulls in there? My crappy apartment could fit hundreds without even trying. "Full of skulls" "Guns" merely plural It was a clever ruse. He had some skulls but a house full of guns. Delightfully devilish, Cannibal Corpse guy.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:25
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Biplane posted:No dont stop I'm so close to blowing my nose
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Feb 20, 2022 02:27
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:practically every internet weirdo hss a skull and has had one since a very very early age. 15 is really late to get one I have a sculpted clay big-eyed-grey-alien bust that I was given because I, as an at the time 10 or 11 year old, was allowed to listen to a weird old guy at a farmers' market tell me at length about his alien abduction experience. He gave me a book too but I think I've since lost it.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:32
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Nasal creampie derail to skull derail. Is this pulling up or down? I had an artist living in my basement and she left a bunch of fox and coyote skulls I haven't figured out what to do with. Theres also a skull in my garden but I'm not digging that up until late spring coz the bugs are still having fun. Just realized I might be a creepy weirdo. gently caress Are you more or less of a creepy weirdo if you harvested the skulls yourself?
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Feb 20, 2022 02:38
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Outrail posted:Nasal creampie derail to skull derail. Is this pulling up or down? Most of the time when I cause a derail people tell me to pull up? So the skull derail is obvs good.
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Feb 20, 2022 02:46
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Outrail posted:Nasal creampie derail to skull derail. Is this pulling up or down? make tasteful planters out of the skulls
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Feb 20, 2022 04:26
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Vitruvian Manic posted:make tasteful planters out of the skulls A deer skull with a flower growing out of it could be cool but I feel I should treat him with a shred of dignity after the whole murdering him in the woods thing.
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Feb 20, 2022 05:42
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Outrail posted:A deer skull with a flower growing out of it could be cool but I feel I should treat him with a shred of dignity after the whole murdering him in the woods thing. Life eats life and from that new life, man.
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Feb 20, 2022 05:51
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The funniest part of the last days of the PYF Boob / Butt / Dick threads was when they all got merged into one thread and anybody who posted a picture had to post a second picture of equal sexiness of a person of the opposite gender or be probated.
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Feb 20, 2022 07:15
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The fedora rule, but for nakedness. Anyway I've been thinking about getting a skull and making it into a servo-skull.
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Feb 20, 2022 07:48
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Son of Rodney posted:Why were they banned, it's not like this forum is full of prudes. Goons got weird with it, right? Goons always get weird with it. Needo the Greedo
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Feb 20, 2022 08:09
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Facebook Aunt posted:Any time you have randos posting porn someone will eventually post a teenager. Nobody is checking IDs in the PYF Dicks thread to make sure you aren't posting a 17 year old's dick. Why take on the liability? Back in the aughts, the USA were debating a law that said that anyone publishing porn needed to record proof of the performer's identity and age, and failing to do so would have really harsh penalties. I remember that we legit thought it would basically kill all non-professional internet porn, because which randy couple is going to submit their IDs to a shady webmaster in order to get their kicks? But then the 2237 (or was it 2257?) law passed, the big sites added a "Custodian of records: Some Random Mailbox In San Francisco", and... nothing happened. The big sites were still full of amateur porn from all over the world, porn forums still kept happily posting hundreds of pages of random anonymous boobs and butts. I don't know if the law was neutered at some point, or if it's currently just the world's least enforced law by number of violations.
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Feb 20, 2022 10:32
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I think it's okay to cum in a nose if everyone is in agreement about it.
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Feb 20, 2022 11:29
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Desert Bus posted:Most of the time when I cause a derail people tell me to pull up? So the skull derail is obvs good. If your friend had pulled up it would have gone in her eye, so in this case the derail is bad.
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Feb 20, 2022 11:42
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Kenning posted:I think it's okay to cum in a nose if everyone is in agreement about it. i don't think you "get" the something awful forums
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Feb 20, 2022 11:49
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I have an MSc in osteoarchaeology and worked in historical human remains preservation and recovery for a while, and even I don't have any skulls. Please do not buy human skulls. There is an almost 100% chance that it was trafficked and/or stolen from the person's final resting place. There are serious social and political reasons for someone's skull being available for purchase, and none of them good. Get a good cast; almost no one will be able to tell the difference. If BoneClones is still around, they do very high-quality copies.
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Feb 20, 2022 13:46
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Milo and POTUS posted:i don't think you "get" the something awful forums Im former dpph poster nosecummer58
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Feb 20, 2022 13:56
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I have an MSc in osteoarchaeology and worked in historical human remains preservation and recovery for a while, and even I don't have any skulls. i would be willing to bet a pretty large amount of money that you do in fact have at least one skull
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Feb 20, 2022 14:25
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I have an MSc in osteoarchaeology and worked in historical human remains preservation and recovery for a while, and even I don't have any skulls. why would you ever buy a skull they're not worth anything unless they're torn from the neck of your foe with your own hands, put on a spike to warn others what happens to those who defy you, and pecked clean by the crows
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Feb 20, 2022 14:33
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cock hero flux posted:why would you ever buy a skull This falls under "serious social and political reasons"
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Im former dpph poster nosecummer58
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