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lol according to him it was a two year old, which makes his sad made-up story even stupider
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Kung Food posted:Even bitcoiners are sick of his poo poo. holy poo poo this is as hilarious as it is jawdropping these must be the same people who took dave rubin at his word that he's a liberal
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Kung Food posted:Even bitcoiners are sick of his poo poo. lol
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Jordan Peterson approaches the playground and begins to disrobe--kicking off his shoes, struggling with his shirt, frantically peeling off his pants--until nothing is left gangly arms and legs and an adult diaper in "baby boy" blue. He scans the monkey bars where a brute of a 6 year old lurks; he turns and spots a menacing 5 year old riding the swing--they are both denizens of the underworld. Lost causes, fruit irrevocably spoiled by a coddled world. Gritting his teeth, he stomps over and tries to strangle a toddler in the sandbox.
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Feb 19, 2022 04:35
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Jordan would be beaten black and blue by a single toddler, much less two. That sandbox will be his grave
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Maybe seeing the police response to the truckers in Canada might just kick off that over-due stroke for him.
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Samovar posted:Maybe seeing the police response to the truckers in Canada might just kick off that over-due stroke for him. Inshallah
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Far more realistically, Jorp would have the absolute poo poo kicked out of him by literally any/every parent. Also, the one thing I've learned since becoming a dad is that when you care for one child, you definitely get extra empathy for OTHER children, at least compared to how you felt before. The fact that pop-up-book psychological ghoul Jordan Peterson is treating other kids, at least mentally, as "monsters" (especially since he's ONLY got playground behaviour to go by) is telling and yeah, no wonder Mikaela's hosed up. Guy's got the personality of stale melba toast on a good day.
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With the "Albertan Lobster Man" tied up, the kids are finally able to reach up and yank of his mask--revealing Jordan Peterson. "You treacherous back-biters! You pie-eyed ideologues, short-sighted self-righteous weasels! I was the one who tried to bring back Hannah Bananaz--and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you if it wasn't for you post-modern cultists, you denizens of the underworld!"
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I can actually agree with Jorpy boy on “other peoples kids suck rear end especially at the play ground”. But I never wanted to beat the kids up lol.
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Samovar posted:Maybe seeing the police response to the truckers in Canada might just kick off that over-due stroke for him. The right wing outrage over the tamest police response to a protest in modern history is pretty hilarious.
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beepo posted:The right wing outrage over the tamest police response to a protest in modern history is pretty hilarious. imagine what's gonna happen if the house prices ever go down and they have something to actually moan about
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TheBizzness posted:I can actually agree with Jorpy boy on “other peoples kids suck rear end especially at the play ground”. But I never wanted to beat the kids up lol. That's the thing about Jorp, even when he has something close to a reasonable point he wraps up in so much other poo poo that he invalidates it. Like he's not wrong that social justice writing tends to include a lot of ponderous jargon (and I mean above and beyond what's strictly necessary to talk about a subject that does require lots of jargon to discuss intelligently) to the point it sometimes sounds like the writers just used a template, but he said that in the context of being verbally abusive to someone worried about people getting murdered, so gently caress him sideways with a rake anyway.
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Who What Now posted:Jordan would be beaten black and blue by a single toddler, much less two. That sandbox will be his grave He got his butt kicked by a glass of apple cider, a toddler would probably disembowel him in less than ten seconds
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's the thing about Jorp, even when he has something close to a reasonable point he wraps up in so much other poo poo that he invalidates it. None of the words in that tweet were anywhere near "ponderous jargon," and it expressed a clearly readable and consistent point of view. Even in a scenario where that observation could reasonably be made, Jorp would still be a bigger offender of those very crimes than anyone he could ever point his finger at.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:None of the words in that tweet were anywhere near "ponderous jargon," and it expressed a clearly readable and consistent point of view. Yeah it literally looked like he replied to the wrong tweet or something, unless he thinks words like "killed" or "asian" are jargon
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:None of the words in that tweet were anywhere near "ponderous jargon," and it expressed a clearly readable and consistent point of view. I was speaking generally, not about that individual tweet. quote:Even in a scenario where that observation could reasonably be made, Jorp would still be a bigger offender of those very crimes than anyone he could ever point his finger at. Yes, that was the point I was trying to make. It was a very longwinded way of saying essentially "you do not, in fact, have to hand it to him". Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Feb 20, 2022 |
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If his psychological licence is revoked, I wonder will he end up on the same conspiracy-theorist cruise grift circuit as Andrew Wakefield. Two disgraced former doctors, mumbling their way through a speech about how you can cure eczema with antifreeze until it's time for bingo.
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Toddlers go scorched earth for the smallest things, like if they don't get enough honey on their Cheerios. They would make short order of Jorp. Probably with a tetherball just because it would be funny.
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I'd like to see a toddler beat up Jorp.
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lmfao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1po9pNs8RU
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I know there are no rules in music, but he still broke a lot of them. Also, no rules = only suggestions. I suggest that he stop.
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I prefer this musical take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx0MLwhvWtY
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i'm not big on music anymore... sequential media is so passe
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the lyrics are structured so simply and the meanings so basic that I feel the album should be titled Prog Rock for Preschoolers
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Ghostlight posted:the lyrics are structured so simply and the meanings so basic that I feel the album should be titled Prog Rock for Preschoolers Jordan Peterson is Back: In Prog Form!
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precision posted:i'm not big on music anymore... sequential media is so passe sounds like you need to permanently take LSD and blast the gently caress off my friend you're going to love it
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what is jorp's aol instant messenger icon there? it kinda looks the maryland flag
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it's a totally rad drawing he did in the 80s that he calls "the meaning of music" https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/meaning-of-music/
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ugh i thought after his benzos adventure, enough time had passed by that people got tired of him, but that nimrod is still getting million+ views on his lovely videos
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Ghostlight posted:it's a totally rad drawing he did in the 80s that he calls "the meaning of music" https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/meaning-of-music/
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Ghostlight posted:it's a totally rad drawing he did in the 80s that he calls "the meaning of music" https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/meaning-of-music/ that's begging for a goatse-ing
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Who What Now posted:Oh that's not all he said about the subject What a banal little psychopath
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Mr Interweb posted:ugh If it makes you feel better, you have no idea how many of those views are from other groups like us hatewatching/gawking at the trainwreck.
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Alien Vs Peterson
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Alien but a creature bursts from JBP's chest and it's his daughter in a sexy lobster costume
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apologies if this was asked, but i had a question about jorp's weird rear end definition of "God" when pretty much anyone asks if you believe in God, they're thinking of a, possibly a big white guy with a beard wearing a toga, but not necessarily, that is an omnipotent, omniscient force who you're supposed to pray to and get your moral foundations from. however, jorp's definition of "God" is....different. according to jorp, "God" is "what you act out". this is how he argues that sam harris (and atheists) isn't REALLY an atheist cause he doesn't go around murdering people, so him acting on self-restraint is him believing in "God", which defined here would be "don't murder people". like most things jorp says, this sounds INCREDIBLY loving stupid, but i have to ask, is there any philosopher/theologian/whatever that has EVER defined "God" in such a way? Puppy Time posted:If it makes you feel better, you have no idea how many of those views are from other groups like us hatewatching/gawking at the trainwreck. i would hope that's the case 
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