VANTASM!! (Or, Post Pictures from Trashy Old Magazines)

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mdxi: Mar 13, 2006; to JERK OFF is to be close to GOD... only with SPURTING

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Sir this is a mini-golf in Panama City Beach

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gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Gutter Phoenix posted:

He and Coach Buzz later split over the value of squat-thrusts for insects.

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I love how this mag is outright saying Russia's leaders literally have no balls.

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 19, 2022 17:47

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 20, 2022 00:45

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Hell yeah, old horror comics had some of the best covers ever. Just look at this insane hellhound:

The artist must have been on something either really good or really bad.

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Yaldabaoth posted:

Hell yeah, old horror comics had some of the best covers ever. Just look at this insane hellhound:

The artist must have been on something either really good or really bad.

I love old horror comics. I just love ridiculous art in general.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 01:13

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Legally NOT VAMPIRA!

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I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Where's her other leg?

# ? Feb 20, 2022 01:23

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Got to love how horror comics were so popular at one point that Marvel decided to publish their own.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 01:26

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Gutter Phoenix posted:

drat he spanked her rear end right off that horse

# ? Feb 20, 2022 01:38

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I brought my Drake posted:

Where's her other leg?

It was chewed off by a wolverine riding a moose.

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AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I love old horror comics. I just love ridiculous art in general.

hell yea

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AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

nsfw

# ? Feb 20, 2022 16:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AKZ posted:

well poo poo doesn't change, cops apparently won't say anything about the swastika:

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Feb 20, 2022

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 20, 2022 17:30

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 20, 2022 17:34

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I don�t really understand how a patch gets seen on upside down during a robbery. It is a chaotic situation I guess

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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AKZ posted:

Jesus Christ ew, "leg-wettin'"?

# ? Feb 20, 2022 19:19

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

That old school biker subculture is weird as gently caress and super tryhard.

Old porn is so weird too compared to today.

Check out these huge titties! Can I see their junk? ... No. But here is a huge wad of hair!

# ? Feb 20, 2022 21:45

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

The Butcher posted:

That old school biker subculture is weird as gently caress and super tryhard.

Old porn is so weird too compared to today.

Check out these huge titties! Can I see their junk? ... No. But here is a huge wad of hair!

At least she's not getting raped by a male relative.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 21:51

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

The Butcher posted:

That old school biker subculture is weird as gently caress and super tryhard.

Old porn is so weird too compared to today.

Check out these huge titties! Can I see their junk? ... No. But here is a huge wad of hair!

I learned that the phrase "beaver" comes from basically a public toupee made from beaver fur as prostitutes would shave themselves because/to avoid crabs, but pubic hair was popular. All depends on fashion at the time.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:05

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Smik posted:

I learned that the phrase "beaver" comes from basically a public toupee made from beaver fur as prostitutes would shave themselves because/to avoid crabs, but pubic hair was popular. All depends on fashion at the time.

That's called a merkin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZTqThwJ9S8

# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:25

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

The Butcher posted:

Check out these huge titties! Can I see their junk? ... No. But here is a huge wad of hair!

This post is... not my kind of post.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 23:13

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Gutter Phoenix posted:

MAN'S PERIL -- I MARRIED A HOMOSEXUAL

"I had no idea my husband was gay!"

# ? Feb 21, 2022 01:37

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ? Feb 21, 2022 01:48

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 21, 2022 01:49

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Snowy posted:

There's a whole spectrum of kitschy poo poo coupled with radios that we have yet to explore. Hooray!!

# ? Feb 21, 2022 01:52

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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