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teethgrinder: Oct 9, 2002

One of my stupid probations. Was there some unspoken rule about mentioning that, back then?

# ? Feb 18, 2022 23:57

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:50

Prof. Banks: Apr 22, 2015; Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!

https://i.imgur.com/mSy1wyQ.mp4

# ? Feb 19, 2022 03:58

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Prof. Banks posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mSy1wyQ.mp4

buddy,

# ? Feb 19, 2022 05:05

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

Prof. Banks posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mSy1wyQ.mp4

funniest thing I've seen all week

# ? Feb 20, 2022 02:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It must be like looking into a mirror

# ? Feb 20, 2022 03:05

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

A crosswank.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 04:26

Brandfarlig: Nov 5, 2009; These colours don't run.

I'm more worried about the detached leg. Looks like an accident victim who wants one last ride.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:25

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

He's just wearing a black pant

# ? Feb 20, 2022 08:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It'd make for a great :jerkbag:

variant

# ? Feb 20, 2022 11:01

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

Choke on it or I'll throttle you.

vvv I still need to watch it. :}

PhantomOfTheCopier has a new favorite as of 22:33 on Feb 20, 2022

# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:07

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Choke on it or I'll throttle you.

The video this is from is cool as heck. Helped me understand how a carburetor worked.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 22:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Unperson_47 posted:

The video this is from is cool as heck. Helped me understand how a carburetor worked.

Link?

# ? Feb 21, 2022 00:16

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/aHlmiuy.mp4

# ? Feb 21, 2022 01:41

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aHlmiuy.mp4

Most guys have the opposite problem.

# ? Feb 21, 2022 01:45

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aHlmiuy.mp4

# ? Feb 21, 2022 02:54

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toVfvRhWbj8

# ? Feb 21, 2022 04:28

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

ChubbyChecker posted:

thank you for your service

https://i.imgur.com/nESlZjl.mp4

# ? Feb 21, 2022 04:32

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aHlmiuy.mp4

I should call him

# ? Feb 21, 2022 04:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He was a prick

# ? Feb 21, 2022 04:44

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I should call him

"Internet inches". Probably only 3" irl.

# ? Feb 21, 2022 04:50

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aHlmiuy.mp4

The rare grower/shower combo

# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:12

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Desert girls, etc.

# ? Feb 21, 2022 20:34

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aHlmiuy.mp4

barbed, for her (dis)pleasure

# ? Feb 22, 2022 03:49

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 22, 2022 12:01

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Paladinus posted:

A crosswank.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 13:53

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Raymond Stantz : You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional crosswank since the Tunguska bukkake of 1909!
LouisTully : Felt great.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 14:45

Manky Tungeon: Jun 11, 2018

# ? Feb 22, 2022 14:49

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 4 days!)

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I called, Mirrored Gretzky

# ? Feb 22, 2022 14:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Manky Tungeon posted:

You got this from wikimedia commons didn't you

# ? Feb 22, 2022 17:11

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Cocaine Bear posted:

Desert girls, etc.

Paige no, etc

# ? Feb 22, 2022 17:29

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/IFYOJv7.mp4

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:13

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Away all Goats posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IFYOJv7.mp4

that's just mother nature

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:21

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

Manky Tungeon posted:

I mean this is directly related to sexual reproduction, I'm guessing.

Mr. Sunshine posted:

So are these! :psypop:

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:35

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/existentiaIly/status/1495802550175604740

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:52

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

https://youtube.com/shorts/i3X8p6-Ntuc

# ? Feb 23, 2022 00:29

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

You got this from wikimedia commons didn't you

Where else would you go for pictures of reproductive organs?!

# ? Feb 23, 2022 01:07

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

I might have just dreamed this, but I remember checking the history on the human penis Wikipedia article and seeing several people fighting over the main photo

# ? Feb 23, 2022 04:56

PhantomOfTheCopier: Aug 13, 2008; Pikabooze!

Makes one wonder why they aren't over on the page about Moby Dick whining about their fall from grace and "won't someone think of the children!".

# ? Feb 23, 2022 05:04

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Mauser posted:

I might have just dreamed this, but I remember checking the history on the human penis Wikipedia article and seeing several people fighting over the main photo

some Wikipedia nerd posted:

Abnormality of the penis curvature shown in the Erection Development image

Regarding the description of penis curvature on the wikipedia article about Human penis, the image shows a statistically abnormal case of upward curvature for a common human penis.

Human males in general are several times more likely to have a penis that is no greater than 30 degrees from the horizontal slant when erect than about 80 degrees upwards from the horizontal plane as shown in the image.

To show a penis that is extremely curved upwards can be misleading to the viewers who do not fully understand the statistics into thinking that this is an ideal representative of the human penis.

Therefore, I put forth a sincere request on the behalf of human viewers that an image of a different penis that fits more into the average (median) percentile of erection angle be used to replace the image currently used for depicting Erection Development. It would then be more likely that a male human being feels more comfortable with his own penis after seeing the image on this article that shows a more statistically sound representative of the Homo Sapiens penis rather than something far closer to what is more of an outlier, even if certain parts of the society view the outlier as the pornographic ideal. It would be akin to showing an image of an abnormally large clitoris on the clitoris article accompanied by a statistical chart that does not do much to prevent the effect of a large percentage of female viewers feeling inadequate with their average anatomy.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 06:39

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:50

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Mauser posted:

I might have just dreamed this, but I remember checking the history on the human penis Wikipedia article and seeing several people fighting over the main photo

This is literally every article regarding genitals on Wikipedia

# ? Feb 23, 2022 07:03

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