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4 years ago today, lol https://youtu.be/9UEZ4h-JdsM
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sticksy posted:4 years ago today, lol I got stuck in my building's elevator once for 20 minutes or so and because of this video my first thought was "god i hope no one peed on the buttons".
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https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1494763137362444292
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I'm going to wait for his book, China: Israel of the East, to come out. 
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The CCP Politburo meets in an emergency session at Zhongnanhai Li Keqiang: President Xi, the assets are ready. Xi: Good. We know we can't take America in a straight up war, but we can take them from the inside. Soon they will be but an arm of China! Li Zhanshu bursts in: SIR! WE HAVE A SITUATION! Xi: what is it? Zhanshu: it's... It's the Americans! They have Enes Kanter Freedom! He's a citizen of their country now! Xi pounds on the desk furiously: FOOLS! All our plans... Ruined. All Erdogan needed to do was arrest him and we had America by the throat! And now? We have nothing. NOTHING!!!
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Communism takin' the US one SA poster at a time
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ninjoatse.cx posted:Communism takin' the US one SA poster at a time Even if he could, Xi would sooner stick his dick into a hive of murder hornets than rule the US anyway. C-SPAM are all Vichy for a regime the Chinese government themselves would never want. Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 20, 2022 |
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I feel Vichy whenever I read CSPAM too.
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McGavin posted:I feel Vichy whenever I read CSPAM too. They have a cream for that
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lol, this guy has become totally unhinged
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Woolie Wool posted:Even if he could, Xi would sooner stick his dick into a hive of murder hornets than rule the US anyway. C-SPAM are all Vichy for a regime the Chinese government themselves would never want. I'm imagining someone going into a meeting of the CCP top leadership and informing them that the US just surrendered to them and it is now a part of China for them to try and organize and pacify and maintain control. Just a whole straight day of screaming, arguing, yelling and crying.
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Tomn posted:I'm imagining someone going into a meeting of the CCP top leadership and informing them that the US just surrendered to them and it is now a part of China for them to try and organize and pacify and maintain control. It would be the fastest way to destabilize mainland China. I’m the alternate history where the US and China are a single entity, it’s ruled by Washington DC.
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Tomn posted:I'm imagining someone going into a meeting of the CCP top leadership and informing them that the US just surrendered to them and it is now a part of China for them to try and organize and pacify and maintain control. A common reaction landlords have when confronted with the prospect of working for a living.
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Betty Wight posted:It would be the fastest way to destabilize mainland China. I’m the alternate history where the US and China are a single entity, it’s ruled by Washington DC. The Pooh in the High Tower
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Tupperwarez posted:A common reaction landlords have when confronted with the prospect of working for a living. 
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Isn’t there a movie about this?
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MarcusSA posted:Isn’t there a movie about this? The Manchurian Candidate?
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MarcusSA posted:Isn’t there a movie about this? Wolf Warrior?
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MarcusSA posted:Isn’t there a movie about this? With Six You Get Eggroll?
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El Pollo Blanco posted:Elon Musk: does nothing aside from being incredibly rich *media jacks itself raw to cover the greatest humanitarian ever* Presented without comment.
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WarpedNaba posted:Presented without comment. 
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WarpedNaba posted:Presented without comment. 
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WarpedNaba posted:Presented without comment. The only surprise is that it came from the Kiwi thread.
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I mean, I'd stick to the GBS Kiwi thread If there was one.
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A thread about fruits and flightless birds? What an absurd idea.
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this is the defacto kiwi thread because nz is a colony of china!!
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comrade naba take your daily spoonful of nin jiom pei pa koa and a shot of mou tai
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Booty Pageant posted:nin jiom pei pa koa Oh lord, I remember that from childhood illnesses. Does it actually have any real medicinal effect beyond being a sweet placebo?
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Tomn posted:Oh lord, I remember that from childhood illnesses. Does it actually have any real medicinal effect beyond being a sweet placebo? it's also just a good hot drink!! it does make me feel better when i'm sick but i cannot comment on the medical efficacy as i am not a pharmacologist
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Booty Pageant posted:comrade naba take your daily spoonful of nin jiom pei pa koa and a shot of mou tai I'll stick to baozi if it's all the same to you.
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quote:China: loans some money to nations devastated by colonialism *what could the dastardly commies be up to this time* *raises hand, lowers it, hesitates raises it again* Is it... is it... colonialism?
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No, it's only colonialism when done by the US, which is what makes it bad. China is not the US, therefore it cannot be doing a colonialism, therefore China good. Simple.
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Tomn posted:Oh lord, I remember that from childhood illnesses. Does it actually have any real medicinal effect beyond being a sweet placebo? It has mint menthol in it, which basically means it's like cough drops. Ironically, this makes it more efficacious than 99% of Chinese medicine.
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WarpedNaba posted:I'll stick to baozi if it's all the same to you.
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now what's the deal with chasiu??? how come they put it on japanese menus but chinese menus are still stuck with bbq pork
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Megillah Gorilla posted:No, it's only colonialism when done by the US, which is what makes it bad. China has never done a colonialism because China does not lend to other countries with absurd loan terms and when the countries can't pay they force the debtor countries to sell parts of their country to China wait poo poo I've lost the plot
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Seth Pecksniff posted:China has never done a colonialism because China does not lend to other countries with absurd loan terms and when the countries can't pay they force the debtor countries to sell parts of their country to China wait poo poo I've lost the plot I mean, the conditions that China is offering are typically better not only than what was historically offered by colonial powers, but also better than what is offered by those powers and their descendants currently. But, in the end, it's still the business of resource extraction in order to develop a distant country, and comes with the imposition of foreign practices, laws, and hierarchies of officials and managers, so... yeah.
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er, a sizable chunk of Indonesia disagrees with you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Indonesians
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Yeah the real trouble with the East India Company was the downright unreasonable interest rates The ping pong table in the lobby of brutal empire building Strategic Tea fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Feb 22, 2022 |
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