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we've been sold a bill of goods. the american dream of 2 cars in every garage, and 2 apes in every wallet, is increasingly unattainable for the average person.
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@joerogan been hacked, pls help
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Feb 21, 2022 02:12
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duz posted:in this currency of the future, one of these is legit and the other is a scam to steal all your apes they are both scams
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Feb 21, 2022 02:33
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Azathoth posted:https://twitter.com/23cmnails/status/1495553706485424132?t=QMv49Fzlpp5xciqD6M0Haw&s=19 lmao
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Azathoth posted:https://twitter.com/23cmnails/status/1495553706485424132?t=QMv49Fzlpp5xciqD6M0Haw&s=19 Is this a fake screen shot? It seems fake but
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Feb 21, 2022 03:28
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shyduck posted:Hi I'm the crypto wallet inspector Hey! That not the crypto wallet inspector.
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ikanreed posted:Is this a fake screen shot? It seems fake but look in your heart and you will find the answer
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Feb 21, 2022 03:31
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Users who receive legitimate apes will rarely get scammed
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Feb 21, 2022 03:43
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Has anyone seen my ape? Him name Hopkin bored ape.
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Users who receive legitimate apes will rarely get scammed The metaverse has ways of shutting that whole thing down
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Feb 21, 2022 04:43
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I'm beginning to fear the collapse of crypto because of the possibility that something even dumber will replace it.
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Azathoth posted:https://twitter.com/23cmnails/status/1495553706485424132?t=QMv49Fzlpp5xciqD6M0Haw&s=19 [cryptocurrency] I wanna fund a jpeg animal edit: that song is stuck in my head now
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Paradoxish posted:I'm beginning to fear the collapse of crypto because of the possibility that something even dumber will replace it. The great thing is: All we have to do is capitalize on it and then become the top of the pyramid first!
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Feb 21, 2022 13:22
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lmao I got in trouble with my wife yesterday because my sister in law tried to push her "web 3.0 podcast" on us at lunch and I might have implied that SIL was stupid for trying to sell us on it when she couldn't even explain what blockchain is
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Feb 21, 2022 13:25
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Probably fake but lol nonetheless 
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Paradoxish posted:I'm beginning to fear the collapse of crypto because of the possibility that something even dumber will replace it. that's impossible, it literally can't be dumber than this, is what i repeat over and over in a vain attempt to convince myself
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:that's impossible, it literally can't be dumber than this, is what i repeat over and over in a vain attempt to convince myself Use the Matt Christmann method of divining the future. The universe always selects the dumbest possible outcome.
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Feb 21, 2022 21:02
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duz posted:in this currency of the future, one of these is legit and the other is a scam to steal all your apes drat that's a lotta salt
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Rynn posted:Probably fake but lol nonetheless Probably? You sure?
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Rynn posted:Probably fake but lol nonetheless lol if it was like 321Greetings or some poo poo that did them in
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Fellatio del Toro posted:lol the be your own bank crypto geniuses clicked a phishing email and signed a virtual contract to hand over millions of dollars worth* of ape jpegs The fantasy is that with smart contacts you'll be the libertarian captain of industry outsmarting all the rest and getting the best of every deal and no one can refuse to hold up their end of the bargain because the code is law. The reality is you log in to your banking app and 5 dozen pop-ups appear and if you click the wrong one your savings account, rare art collections, and the deed to your house vanish
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Feb 22, 2022 06:24
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if you can't check that something is real by verifying a couple SHA-512 in your head on the fly then you're being lazy and it's your own fault when you lose all your apes
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VitalSigns posted:The fantasy is that with smart contacts you'll be the libertarian captain of industry outsmarting all the rest and getting the best of every deal and no one can refuse to hold up their end of the bargain because the code is law. Also sometimes the entire account simply vanishes on its own
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Feb 22, 2022 06:54
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https://twitter.com/dubz0922/status/1495819992352309255?t=Mi9spcD3JBN8YVVULThMgg&s=19 hell yeah lfg
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Feb 22, 2022 18:11
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text editor posted:[cryptocurrency] I wanna fund a jpeg animal
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/dubz0922/status/1495819992352309255?t=Mi9spcD3JBN8YVVULThMgg&s=19 Plaintiff: "My NFT." Judge: "And what is an NFT?" Plaintiff: "It's an electronic token that shows I own a url of a picture on the Internet." Judge: "... A picture of what?" Plaintiff: "A bored ape." Judge: "..."
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Feb 22, 2022 18:19
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Finally, with NFTs I can demonstrate ownership without the pesky Government getting involved. Wait, what do you mean you own it now? Return my property immediately or I'll involve the Government!
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Presto posted:Judge: "So what is it that you maintain was stolen?" Plaintiff: "And it's really rare and Justin Bieber just bought a much less rare one for a million dollars, so mine is worth at least several million!"
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Dustcat posted:Plaintiff: "And it's really rare and Justin Bieber just bought a much less rare one for a million dollars, so mine is worth at least several million!" I'm imagining the judge from My Cousin Vinny staring on in stupefied horror
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Feb 22, 2022 18:28
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judge: so how do you prove the ape is yours? plaintiff: i can prove the ape is mine because i have the private key judge: so how was the defendant able to steal your ape? plaintiff: he has the private key!
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/dubz0922/status/1495819992352309255?t=Mi9spcD3JBN8YVVULThMgg&s=19 aren't these things supposed to be like even less regulated bearer's bonds maybe they should petition elon or something
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"Did the bored ape look like this, son?" *judge points to his own face*
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Ash1138 posted:"Did the bored ape look like this, son?" *judge points to his own face* "no sir, it was even more slack-jawed and tasteless"
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Presto posted:Judge: "So what is it that you maintain was stolen?" Judge: I don't understand any of this but I am prepared to issue a ruling that will have far reaching effects even beyond crypto and shape the internet for decades to come.
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Azathoth posted:Judge: I don't understand any of this but I am prepared to issue a ruling that will have far reaching effects even beyond crypto and shape the internet for decades to come. Just got to log into my computer to write it down, and grab my glasses to read my post it note with my password so I can do so
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1495864428860178436?t=Ho7rA2OhT9SubBAq6GBUOA&s=19 Coinbase's CMO tried "clarifying", but only made the company look more incompetent and disorganized. COIN down almost 7% today https://twitter.com/extantsextant/status/1495942360869576704
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"This one and 5 more" not a scam nope
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Azathoth posted:Judge: I don't understand any of this but I am prepared to issue a ruling that will have far reaching effects even beyond crypto and shape the internet for decades to come. fingers crossed some moron judge rules that the exchanges have responsibility to protect and refund deposits in the case of a hack. operating exchanges will become a liability overnight.
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