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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

This is a pro click, I can't stop laughing

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


What madness hath science wrought

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



DMX just keeps transferring from one body to another. I wonder where baby DMX is now.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


https://i.imgur.com/vVa3nf7.mp4

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
It's actually a pretty old story. I remember it making the rounds back then as well.

https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1220421288902217729

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



Yes.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

:lol:

Can someone link the source of the "gently caress gently caress gently caress" sound?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I'd also like to know the original source because I like this gif.

https://i.imgur.com/p7vqnJi.mp4

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
I am feeling ancient that people don't recognize it as "Tourettes Guy". A one note joke worth memoryholing, but still.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

oscarthewilde posted:

that's p. much the plot of the Kid Detective. a hardy boys kinda kid grown up but stuck in a state of perpetual arrested development. i think it's on prime or hulu or smth and it's really a quite authentic, emotional noir pastiche. definitely worth a watch

Or Venture Bros.

ranbo das posted:

The joke is on you because I don't know what those other two things are either

The Onceler was the human dude from the 2012 Lorax CGI movie (think The Warden from Superjail). People really wanted to gently caress him.


Joke's on you, the word is NFT. :colbert:


Waste of Breath posted:

I am feeling ancient that people don't recognize it as "Tourettes Guy". A one note joke worth memoryholing, but still.

:same:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Read After Burning posted:

The Onceler was the human dude from the 2012 Lorax CGI movie (think The Warden from Superjail). People really wanted to gently caress him.

The best part is there were no other hot characters to ship him with and I guess no one wanted him to gently caress the Lorax, so there’s a ton of porn of him just having sex with himself.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Yeah just search “Tourette’s guy” and lots of mirrors of the old ones are up. I do not watch them or like that they were ever there. I just thought the sound fit.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/moniza_hossain/status/1495313722734428163

https://twitter.com/malki/status/1495825091581542400

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1495669221921271808

https://twitter.com/frankiemuniz/status/1495615213894500352

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1495824919392829442

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Ror posted:

The best part is there were no other hot characters to ship him with

EXCUSE you?!? :colbert:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Michaeldim posted:

Since NYC Tickets are public record.... https://howsmydrivingny.nyc/hmwcbna2



lmao

It's only $50 to run a stoplight in NY? I got a $415 ticket for doing it on a bicycle in California (it was late, there were no cars except a cop idling in a parking spot with its lights out.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This is a pro click, I can't stop laughing

The best part is that the scream is from a Death Grips song, which I did not know until I was listening to Death Grips and that yell came on and I couldn't stop laughing.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

SgtScruffy posted:

The best part is that the scream is from a Death Grips song, which I did not know until I was listening to Death Grips and that yell came on and I couldn't stop laughing.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts was someone like "[yells directly into spinning desk fan] Look, I'm a Death Grips song."

(I love Death Grips.)

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Skwirl posted:

It's only $50 to run a stoplight in NY? I got a $415 ticket for doing it on a bicycle in California (it was late, there were no cars except a cop idling in a parking spot with its lights out.

Yeah i know right. Parking tickets being higher than speeding and running red lights. NY priorities are messed up.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

there are waaay more dogs to shoot in CA than NYC. gotta keep those cops employed

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
The strangest thing about people wanting to gently caress the non-Lorax guy from Illumination Entertainment's The Lorax, is the fact that people watched Illumination Entertainment's The Lorax

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Skwirl posted:

It's only $50 to run a stoplight in NY? I got a $415 ticket for doing it on a bicycle in California (it was late, there were no cars except a cop idling in a parking spot with its lights out.

That's rough. I'm happy to report that I live in a city where the cops do not harass cyclists for anything! They actually don't really enforce traffic laws at all, so generally you want to give it a beat or two before you start going through a green light because there are always stragglers that gotta get through their red light! They also don't really catch murderers either.

I did notice that they've posted a cop in an unmarked car on a stretch of the main bike lane where people like to park in the bike lane and cyclists (never me, of course) like to smash mirrors off of cars parked in the bike lane. The cop does not do anything about cars parked in the bike lane, of course, because like all on-duty cops in their cars they are glued to their cellphones pulling in overtime.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mauser posted:

That's rough. I'm happy to report that I live in a city where the cops do not harass cyclists for anything! They actually don't really enforce traffic laws at all, so generally you want to give it a beat or two before you start going through a green light because there are always stragglers that gotta get through their red light! They also don't really catch murderers either.


I also got some points on my license because of that. Despite not owning a car at the time, I could have lost my drivers license if I'd broken enough traffic laws riding my bike.

Edit: cops don't catch murderers anywhere in America. You've got a fifty fifty shot of getting away with one, and that's assuming you aren't smart about it.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Thread

https://twitter.com/hering_david/status/1495684825121964033?t=-V44ht_1Ry3hR5xKt6yE0g&s=19


https://twitter.com/MolBio_Cat/status/1495866740781338631?t=Rjo2RzN9l6ZWO_3EewFdLQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/meltwaterfalls/status/1495907905387868165?t=i6VmUzrinPEQTOzn6g4QCA&s=19

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/kolchak/status/1495874769404715015?s=20&t=tmqfIFbroTUUzuRPzAQAfw

didnt bother checking the iosm thread, but feel like this belongs here

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I have so many questions. I don't think there'll be as many people here who laughed like I did when loving Bergerac showed up, but that was only the beginning.

I can't work out a single moment of time when it would make sense to go to this combination of people. They must've just set up a green screen in about 5 countries and just see who they could rope in to it. Incredible stuff.

e: also Dr. Alban not having 'Its My Life' being his tagline is criminal.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/kolchak/status/1495874769404715015?s=20&t=tmqfIFbroTUUzuRPzAQAfw

didnt bother checking the iosm thread, but feel like this belongs here

6 minutes of the craziest poo poo

At a certain point I thought it couldn't get weirder. Then Freddy Krueger shows up.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
https://twitter.com/frogs4girls/status/1495652059760271364

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

kazil posted:

6 minutes of the craziest poo poo

At a certain point I thought it couldn't get weirder. Then Freddy Krueger shows up.

I loving lost it at Tonya Harding, and that's like a third of the way in.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/kolchak/status/1495874769404715015?s=20&t=tmqfIFbroTUUzuRPzAQAfw

didnt bother checking the iosm thread, but feel like this belongs here

DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS.

Holy poo poo I thought it was ending and couldn't get any loving weirder, then I saw it had THREE MORE MINUTES LEFT. 5:15 popped by and I'm convinced I'm dead and this is my brain's last spasm

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS.

Holy poo poo I thought it was ending and couldn't get any loving weirder, then I saw it had THREE MORE MINUTES LEFT. 5:15 popped by and I'm convinced I'm dead and this is my brain's last spasm

What’s the story behind this and why is a “professional hypnotizer (not hypnotist??) in the same video with Glenn Close?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Frank Frank posted:

What’s the story behind this and why is a “professional hypnotizer (not hypnotist??) in the same video with Glenn Close?

I think it's a show about the three norwegian guys in red interviewing people from the 80s/90s.

I love that Jason Alexander was ALL IN on it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/kolchak/status/1495874769404715015?s=20&t=tmqfIFbroTUUzuRPzAQAfw

didnt bother checking the iosm thread, but feel like this belongs here

Everyone's like "don't sleep on this don't sleep on this!" so I click on it and within 20 seconds opening my brain could not comprehend what my eyes were seeing

There are no words, except you gotta see it for yourself

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

It's somehow even weirder than the video looks; all of those celebrities are lip-syncing to a recording that was made by a bunch of different random celebrities including but by no means limited to Paul McCartney, Boy George, Mark Knopfler, Kate Bush, Bonnie Tyler, and Rick Astley.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Jesus gently caress I can die happy and confused now. What a ride.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Okay, I was tempted by Freddy Krueger and Tonya Harding, but you got me with this one, I'm in.

(His first two albums are absolutely fantastic if you have anything approaching a love for 80s pop or soul covers. Album number three is pretty good too, although a bit different due to him moving to a new music label.)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/frankiemuniz/status/1495756355902267395

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS.

Holy poo poo I thought it was ending and couldn't get any loving weirder, then I saw it had THREE MORE MINUTES LEFT. 5:15 popped by and I'm convinced I'm dead and this is my brain's last spasm

Now consider this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

sound off unless you really want to stare into the madness

Vitruvian Manic has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Feb 22, 2022

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


upon reflection, there must be a certain degree of fame a person can achieve when they start getting period requests to appear in a "celebrities get together to sing "Let it Be"/"Imagine" etc" thing and once you start getting those requests you know you've made it on some level.

And once you start appearing in them you know you're on your downswing.

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IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/kolchak/status/1495874769404715015?s=20&t=tmqfIFbroTUUzuRPzAQAfw

didnt bother checking the iosm thread, but feel like this belongs here

So I'm at home sick with a fever and fatigue and I'm scrolling the forums to just keep myself awake long enough until I can go to bed.

I think this experienced has changed me on a deep, fundamental level. If I found out I talk with a different accent now, I wouldn't be shocked.

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