Chinathread: Look at this pig'zhuge balls!

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Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

shades of eternity posted:

er, a sizable chunk of Indonesia disagrees with you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Indonesians

chindo

drat i gotta see what the missus thinks of that

_e:

here is a posting duck sniping the page

may posting duck hang around to bring fortune and luck through the remainder of these pages and ward off the evil number 4

Booty Pageant fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 22, 2022

# ? Feb 22, 2022 01:10

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# ? May 30, 2024 09:43

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Booty Pageant posted:

chindo drat i gotta see what the missus thinks of that

_e:

here is a posting duck sniping the page

may posting duck hang around to bring fortune and luck through the remainder of these pages and ward off the evil number 4

Wanna eat all them ducks

# ? Feb 22, 2022 01:45

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Crispy, sweet duck skin baby

Preferably without the bones tho

# ? Feb 22, 2022 01:46

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Went to a shanghainese place on the weekend and they tried to pass off pork as duck. In what loving universe do duck and pork look, feel or taste alike.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 01:55

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

WarpedNaba posted:

Crispy, sweet duck skin baby

Preferably without the bones tho

But what if we smash them with wild swings of a cleaver so it's like chewing a meal with tiny razor blades in it?

# ? Feb 22, 2022 02:21

Horatius Bonar: Sep 8, 2011

ili posted:

Went to a shanghainese place on the weekend and they tried to pass off pork as duck. In what loving universe do duck and pork look, feel or taste alike.

For real though, if you know what meat you're eating 100% of the time you've crossed the border into some other country.

And it's not Vietnam lol

# ? Feb 22, 2022 02:25

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

Horatius Bonar posted:

For real though, if you know what meat you're eating 100% of the time you've crossed the border into some other country.

And it's not Vietnam lol

you'd probably be gz somewhere cause hey look here's the head of the animal you're eating, now who's gonna suck the brains out cause i dibs the eyes

# ? Feb 22, 2022 03:00

bones 4 beginners: Jan 7, 2018; "...a masterpiece that no one can read too often, or admire too much."

Posting for the duck page

# ? Feb 22, 2022 08:54

Paper Lion: Dec 14, 2009

me after eating 北京烤鸭 the first time

# ? Feb 22, 2022 09:53

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

bones 4 beginners posted:

Posting for the duck page

I'd presume that it's revolutionary for the duck too. Particularly if it's done rotisserie-style :dadjoke:

# ? Feb 22, 2022 10:08

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mao Ze Duck hates landlords

# ? Feb 22, 2022 10:14

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

bones 4 beginners posted:

Posting for the duck page

# ? Feb 22, 2022 10:27

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

bones 4 beginners posted:

Posting for the duck page

I could probably eat my weight in Chinese duck dishes.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 10:47

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

the only thing stopping me is those drat bones

# ? Feb 22, 2022 10:52

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

There's a Chinese restaurant that supposedly serves good roast duck. I guess I'll be going there for lunch tomorrow.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 10:56

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

WarpedNaba posted:

I'd presume that it's revolutionary for the duck too. Particularly if it's done rotisserie-style

lol

# ? Feb 22, 2022 12:33

Beef: Jul 26, 2004

Booty Pageant posted:

chindo drat i gotta see what the missus thinks of that

_e:

here is a posting duck sniping the page

may posting duck hang around to bring fortune and luck through the remainder of these pages and ward off the evil number 4

Why does that bird have a cock ring?

# ? Feb 22, 2022 13:02

Shumagorath: Jun 6, 2001

Beef posted:

Why does that bird have a cock ring?

Did you ever read the Cracked article about duck sex?

# ? Feb 22, 2022 14:16

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I never get good duck here, but the Catalans can really grill a bunny.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 15:16

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

bones 4 beginners posted:

Posting for the duck page

They should probably keep it down about the revolutionary stuff

# ? Feb 22, 2022 15:55

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

I always thought I hated duck because I'd only have it in chinese restaurants. The bone, the overall extreme level of grease, just not very pleasant. Then I found my local thai place had a duck fried rice dish and now I love duck. Simply not having bone shards improved the experience massively.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 19:24

CIGNX: May 7, 2006; You can trust me

Beef posted:

Why does that bird have a cock ring?

It's a skewer used to close up the butt-end of the duck. Here's a video example of the process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIH0WFTyyq8&t=72s

# ? Feb 22, 2022 19:41

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"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
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Baronjutter posted:

I always thought I hated duck because I'd only have it in chinese restaurants. The bone, the overall extreme level of grease, just not very pleasant. Then I found my local thai place had a duck fried rice dish and now I love duck. Simply not having bone shards improved the experience massively.

Thread has inspired me to go out and get duck for dinner tonight, and I look forward to the delicious, delicious grease.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 19:51

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

I've never seen it outside China but if you run across a place roasting goose in that same Cantonese way as duck, get it. Incredible.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 19:55

shades of eternity: Nov 9, 2013; Where kitties raise dragons in the world's largest mall.

OhsH posted:

Why dont you marry it

China's already spoken for.

You might make it as a concubine.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:16

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Boneshard appreciation station

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:40

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I love you all

Mala duck wings are pretty good.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 23:54

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Kharnifex posted:

Boneshard appreciation station

100%, if you can't handle bones you should either learn to eat properly or become a vegetarian.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 00:57

Horatius Bonar: Sep 8, 2011

I guess that's what bone shards are for too. So you know you're eating duck not pork. Makes sense.

You can tell this is authentic duck because of the shards!

# ? Feb 23, 2022 05:46

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

ili posted:

100%, if you can't handle bones you should either learn to eat properly or become a vegetarian.

Bone shards are the sign of a lazy cook. Prove me wrong.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 05:55

ili: Jul 26, 2003

drilldo squirt posted:

Bone shards are the sign of a lazy cook. Prove me wrong.

Just lol if you prefer mcnuggies to actual meat.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 06:33

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I always liked to make cheese and duck meat toasties/jaffles when I lived in Korea. I would have done the same when I lived in China, but finding cheese easily at the supermarket was always a hassle. The duck meat I could get no problem.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 08:16

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

you're not a whole man if you can't eat with bone shards

i was born from the bone shard
raised by it
moulded by it
i am
boneshardman

# ? Feb 23, 2022 08:52

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ili posted:

Just lol if you prefer mcnuggies to actual meat.

which bone shards are not

# ? Feb 23, 2022 09:12

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

you haven't lived when you don't expect bone shards in vegetables

Alan Smithee posted:

which bone shards are not

also isn't like chicken nugs at least 10% powered bone shard?

# ? Feb 23, 2022 09:17

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

ili posted:

Just lol if you prefer mcnuggies to actual meat.

I like meat that's butchered correct.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 09:26

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Booty Pageant posted:

you're not a whole man if you can't eat with bone shards

i was born from the bone shard
raised by it
moulded by it
i am
boneshardman

BORN TO CRUNCH
WORLD IS A DUCK
口血 Eat Em all 1504
I am gutter oil man
888,888,888,888 BONE SHARDS

# ? Feb 23, 2022 10:10

BrainDance: May 8, 2007; Disco all night long!

just eat the bones

# ? Feb 23, 2022 11:13

BrainDance: May 8, 2007; Disco all night long!

like what do goons have weak teeth?

# ? Feb 23, 2022 11:13

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# ? May 30, 2024 09:43

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BrainDance posted:

just eat the bones

# ? Feb 23, 2022 11:19

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