[UK] Knee Deep In The Inbred

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

A Buttery Pastry posted:

two of those are treason in the uk

oh no looks like them releasing this press report solves the problem of charles becoming king, how could they not have calculated that this would happen

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jel Shaker posted:

lol that captn toms daughter tried to get herself a �100k a year directorship of their scam charity which has millions stashed away, it�s what he would have wanted i bet she said

https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/1494804020279615489?s=20&t=QeoXOC9A6jthut3nSzuDKA

# ? Feb 20, 2022 23:45

New Found Power: Aug 18, 2005; As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.

New Found Power posted:

"The 95-year old queen is going to keep working while sick with covid, just to give the rest of you malingering plebs the message that being ill with a tremendously infectious virus is no excuse to take a day off"

I hate being right sometimes

https://twitter.com/DMReporter/status/1495524644308275205

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

lol. She couldn't even be bothered to cut a cake.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 23:51

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

tell me more about the queen "living" with the virus

# ? Feb 20, 2022 23:56

Switzerland: Feb 18, 2005; Do what thou must do.

gonadic io posted:

tell me more about the queen "living" with the virus

yeah, didn't prince philipp die?

# ? Feb 21, 2022 02:00

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

New Found Power posted:

I hate being right sometimes

https://twitter.com/DMReporter/status/1495524644308275205

Did some poor bastard have to dangle a baby in front of that big lizard to get it to smile?

# ? Feb 21, 2022 10:01

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Did some poor bastard have to dangle a baby in front of that big lizard to get it to smile?

covid fucks with your sense of smell but nothing can stop the queen when she gets a waft of adrenochrome

# ? Feb 21, 2022 10:13

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1495806318812151810?s=20&t=V7PKxcGam2IGZNvhAYR6Bw

# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:09

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Jose posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1495806318812151810?s=20&t=V7PKxcGam2IGZNvhAYR6Bw

Really is a fool's day

# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:10

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

So the plan is to just pretend it doesn't exist.

Perfect. Well done everyone. Drinks on me.

# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:14

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Jose posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1495806318812151810?s=20&t=V7PKxcGam2IGZNvhAYR6Bw

The Queen is going to be announced dead but it will be against the law to say she died of COVID (or has been dead for months).

# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:35

CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

enormous idiot oval office hilary benn identifying one of the many inherent contradictions of this policy

quote:

If you can't get a test, how can you get anti-virals?

Hilary Benn, Labour MP for Leeds Central, asks about anti-viral drugs - noting they work best when given early and that a person has to test positive for Covid first.

How will that work if there are no free lateral flow tests, he asks?

Johnson responds that people who are symptomatic will still be able to get access to testing.

He clarifies - after a further question - that he means people who are vulnerable will be able to get hold of those tests.

it's actually quite devious and worse than he is assuming - in fact when he says "they work best" he should be saying "they work at all". afaik, definitely for monoclonals and paxlovid every existing significant pharmaceutical intervention works at all if you detect the virus as early as possible. so if you can afford routine PCR testing you're the only ones who will get the anti-covid medication, because by the time john q public has to be hospitalized the only things available will be oxygen. if he's lucky.

but of course it would be atrocious to limit treatment based on personal wealth. which is why instead we are limiting the ability to know if you need treatment!

# ? Feb 21, 2022 19:18

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

the lft costs 8 quid so at the most with one test per day you�ll cost the exchequer 3 grand per year. however one night in itu costs > 15 grand minimum

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

don't worry they've got a plan to fix that cost to the tax payer too

# ? Feb 21, 2022 20:05

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

bedpan posted:

lmao that even with the captain tom charity is actually working as a charity, all it does is give a bit of money to other, larger charities

it is a perfect encapsulation of the charity industry. all of the money they raise goes to fundraising expenses, consultants, and salaries for the relatives of the dead captain who work for the charity in exceedingly well-paid jobs

cruel leftists like Corbyn also believed this, where'd Britain be under his tyranny

# ? Feb 21, 2022 23:40

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

bedpan posted:

lmao that even with the captain tom charity is actually working as a charity, all it does is give a bit of money to other, larger charities

it is a perfect encapsulation of the charity industry. all of the money they raise goes to fundraising expenses, consultants, and salaries for the relatives of the dead captain who work for the charity in exceedingly well-paid jobs

I was involved with Praxis Disability Accomodations for a few years. I once met one of the high-ups (not even the boss). He drove a jaguar.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 00:21

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

How long until a full on mask ban?

# ? Feb 22, 2022 02:26

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

I want to see how sweaty BoJo gets when Biden puts the screws to him to start seizing Russian assets stashed in the UK.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 02:28

Antonymous: Apr 4, 2009

Jose posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1495806318812151810?s=20&t=V7PKxcGam2IGZNvhAYR6Bw

does this mean what I think it means

is covid over

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

open 'er up, guvnuh

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upsidedown: Dec 30, 2008

Antonymous posted:

does this mean what I think it means

is covid over

brittania rules the waves of covid will continue unabated

# ? Feb 22, 2022 07:56

Hurt Whitey Maybe: Jun 26, 2008; I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

I appreciate Boris being honest and admitting that we�ve lost the war to Covid just in time to go out and lose a war to Russia

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TACD: Oct 27, 2000

https://twitter.com/milkgapes/status/1495932322427949069

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Zeroisanumber posted:

I want to see how sweaty BoJo gets when Biden puts the screws to him to start seizing Russian assets stashed in the UK.

https://twitter.com/IslingtonChap/status/1496051046938034176
:cawg:

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Flipswitch: Mar 30, 2010

Islington Chap is a great follow. Very on the nose.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 11:37

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Is that a parody account or a real melt? I'm not sure how I'm supposed to be able to tell.

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

it's close but this clinches it
https://twitter.com/IslingtonChap/status/1495858100045238281

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

no blue tick is a giveaway

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

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Jollity Farm: Apr 23, 2010

Refresh my memory - was the "military action in Syria" the one where we were going to work with ISIS against Assad, or the one where we were going to work with Assad against ISIS? Because I remember there being two votes, some time apart.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 15:03

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Is that a parody account or a real melt? I'm not sure how I'm supposed to be able to tell.

99% sure it's another TBEU account.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 15:07

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jollity Farm posted:

Refresh my memory - was the "military action in Syria" the one where we were going to work with ISIS against Assad, or the one where we were going to work with Assad against ISIS? Because I remember there being two votes, some time apart.

It was the one where the militia backed by the State Department were fighting the militia backed by the CIA

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