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Making ahooga faces from all the cum in my nose.
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Aw hell yea that's the way to start off a new page
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Feb 20, 2022 23:00
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Karate Bastard posted:Making ahooga faces from all the cum in my nose. Now I'm imagining all of those awful anime horny faces having accompanying horny Tex Avery sound effects and their curse is lifted.
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Feb 20, 2022 23:02
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Karate Bastard posted:Making ahooga faces from all the cum in my nose.
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Feb 20, 2022 23:17
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Are all pyf threads designed by Boeing?
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Feb 20, 2022 23:23
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I'm nose pregnant.
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Feb 20, 2022 23:28
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:
That's not exactly how conservation of energy works. There's some fat in chicken bones that you could burn for energy, which comes from the food the chicken eats. But it's a small percentage of the bone, so it's more economical to turn the bones into fertilizer. The British discovered that penguins are high enough in fat that they can be used to fuel coal-powered steam engines.
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Feb 20, 2022 23:32
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Karate Bastard posted:Making ahooga faces from all the cum in my nose. Breetai posted:Now I'm imagining all of those awful anime horny faces having accompanying horny Tex Avery sound effects and their curse is lifted. 
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Feb 20, 2022 23:42
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Chamale posted:That's not exactly how conservation of energy works. There's some fat in chicken bones that you could burn for energy, which comes from the food the chicken eats. But it's a small percentage of the bone, so it's more economical to turn the bones into fertilizer. What could be more British Empire than methodically setting fire to the cutest creatures you can think of until discovering one species with industrial utility
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Feb 21, 2022 00:17
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I've heard of whalers burning penguins to boil whale oil. Good for the economy, I'm sure.
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Feb 21, 2022 00:27
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Chamale posted:
I was not prepared for this level of psychic damage on a Monday morning.
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Feb 21, 2022 00:52
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Breetai posted:Now I'm imagining all of those awful anime horny faces having accompanying horny Tex Avery sound effects and their curse is lifted. Something's lifted alright.
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Feb 21, 2022 01:43
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Breetai posted:I was not prepared for this level of psychic damage on a Monday morning.
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Feb 21, 2022 05:55
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Breetai posted:I was not prepared for this level of psychic damage on a Monday morning. the penguin in question, the great auk(technically not a penguin but it looked pretty much exactly like one), ended up going extinct purely by virtue of being too useful standard practice was to grab one, pluck off all of its feathers and down for use in clothing. then, if you needed a fire, you'd just take a match to it: they were so oily that they'd burn for hours. you could cook the bird's eggs, which were large and delicious, over its own burning body. and, of course, you'd eat it too, when it had been on fire long enough to cook. they did not bother killing them first
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Feb 21, 2022 07:28
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cock hero flux posted:the penguin in question, the great auk(technically not a penguin but it looked pretty much exactly like one), ended up going extinct purely by virtue of being too useful I hope you grow tastebuds in your butthole.
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Feb 21, 2022 07:35
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cock hero flux posted:the penguin in question, the great auk(technically not a penguin but it looked pretty much exactly like one), ended up going extinct purely by virtue of being too useful when Allah forbade a child being cooked in mother's milk this is what he saw in his eye.
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Feb 21, 2022 07:50
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Breetai posted:I hope you grow tastebuds in your butthole. A butthole that licks back would be something to behold.
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Feb 21, 2022 08:14
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Karate Bastard posted:Making ahooga faces from all the cum in my nose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIwCyVLeWvU
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Feb 21, 2022 08:16
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Vitruvian Manic posted:when Allah forbade a child being cooked in mother's milk this is what he saw in his eye. Allah could conceive of hell but even he in his wisdom couldn't predict the british empire
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Feb 21, 2022 08:20
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cock hero flux posted:the penguin in question, the great auk(technically not a penguin but it looked pretty much exactly like one), ended up going extinct purely by virtue of being too useful Humanity really was a mistake
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Feb 21, 2022 08:45
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I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me
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Feb 21, 2022 09:06
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Karate Bastard posted:I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me Get a kleenex, you're about to make a real mess
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Feb 21, 2022 09:15
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Ahooga chucker
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Feb 21, 2022 09:19
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Robobot posted:How do they turn a body into diamonds? Seems like if they could put enough pressure on a human body to turn the carbon into gemstones we should be able to toss old chicken bones into the same machine and make oil. It's an extra fee, but some of the corpse diamond places prefer that give them the whole body. With the body the could just char broil it for a while to get some good carbon, and then cremate the rest. Looks like some others just use hair. It takes heat and pressure but they cut down on the time by keeping everything in ideal conditions. Putting a handful of carbon in a machine that will keep it at high pressure and 900-1200 degrees Celsius for weeks, not centuries. https://eterneva.com/loved-ones/ https://www.brilliantearth.com/news/how-lab-created-diamonds-are-made/ We don't use similar methods to make oil because there are cheaper ways to make oil. Oil mostly isn't made out of long deceased dinosaurs, but rather out of long decayed vegetation (from back before microorganisms evolved to digest cellulose). So we cut out a bunch of steps and just make oil out of corn. We still pump oil out of the ground because it's cheaper to dig "free" oil out of the ground rather than making it out of plants.
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Feb 21, 2022 12:21
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Price from $3k to "well over" $10k. If I'm spending that kind of money on sentiment I'd rather ship my brain to the Russians in a bag of ice so I have a 1 in 10^10 chance of waking up in Futurama, just saying. Also, source on the carbon not being from the actual body: https://pagesix.com/2019/10/15/mark-cuban-backed-cremation-diamond-company-is-a-scam-experts-say/
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Feb 21, 2022 13:38
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Outrail posted:Humanity really was a mistake humans were created by God in order to cleanse the Earth of those birds who, in their hubris and indolence, turned their backs on the wondrous gift of flight that He gave them
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Feb 21, 2022 17:54
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hopefully we find a way to burn ducks. vile creatures
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Feb 21, 2022 17:58
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:hopefully we find a way to burn ducks. vile creatures swans are the worst tho
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Feb 21, 2022 19:44
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:hopefully we find a way to burn ducks. vile creatures my mother made the worst burnt-to-a-crisp duck l'orange. does that count?
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Feb 21, 2022 19:47
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Fish of hemp posted:I've always wondered that what is the god of the most insignificant thing. Like is there a god of buttonholes or god of pocket lint? Alhazred posted:Cardea was goddess of door hinges. Barry Foster posted:and Cardeb was goddess of damp passages
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Feb 21, 2022 22:36
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 didja know today was no probation day?????? Workedshoot posted:THAT MEANS I'M UNTOUCHABLE, ASSHOLES!!
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Feb 22, 2022 00:35
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"What are you gonna do, ban me?"
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Feb 22, 2022 01:00
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Chamale posted:
Oh god what? ...How? I can't get rid of the image of cheery Victorian stokers ribbing each other as they shovel squirming Emperor Penguins, bound hand and foot, into the roaring firebox. Edit: I appreciate the explanation about the Great Auk very much (named for the only thing it had time to say, I assume). But the steam locomotive thing is still another level.
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Feb 22, 2022 01:09
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Salt Fish posted:Forums: 1 A very versatile quote
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Feb 22, 2022 05:54
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duodenum posted:Like a Eucharist crumb falling to the floor accidentally and being eaten by a rat, can the rat be said to have received communion and consumed the literal body of Christ? Blood Boils posted:For the last time, yes
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Feb 22, 2022 08:05
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Cum thing *goopy
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Feb 22, 2022 13:13
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To this day I sometimes involuntarily crack up at the mental image of some British explorers freezing their tits off out in the Fauklands and reaching over for another live penguin to chuck onto the bonfire
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Feb 22, 2022 15:26
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Asterite34 posted:To this day I sometimes involuntarily crack up at the mental image of some British explorers freezing their tits off out in the Fauklands and reaching over for another live penguin to chuck onto the bonfire they also used to use the Galapagos Giant Tortoise as a way to store potable water, since they have a big storage pouch for it somewhere in their torso which is readily accessible if you flip them over and cut them open. this practice didn't last too long, since they realized pretty quickly that they were going to run out of tortoises(which were also so delicious that darwin famously spent most of his initial description of the species talking about how best to cook them), but conceivably there exists in history a scene of a group of intrepid British explorers idly plucking live penguins and hurling them onto a bonfire while casually refilling their canteens from the gaping chest wound of an overturned giant tortoise as it makes sad, slow, dying turtle moans
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Feb 22, 2022 16:32
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cock hero flux posted:they also used to use the Galapagos Giant Tortoise as a way to store potable water, since they have a big storage pouch for it somewhere in their torso which is readily accessible if you flip them over and cut them open. this practice didn't last too long, since they realized pretty quickly that they were going to run out of tortoises(which were also so delicious that darwin famously spent most of his initial description of the species talking about how best to cook them), but conceivably there exists in history a scene of a group of intrepid British explorers idly plucking live penguins and hurling them onto a bonfire while casually refilling their canteens from the gaping chest wound of an overturned giant tortoise as it makes sad, slow, dying turtle moans The TRUE Full English Breakfast
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Haha I'm so proud of myself 
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