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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.
:thurman:

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Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1495584251051454468?s=20&t=NXo7ca-45rndv8qZRfekPQ

I like how she comes across as such a star I can't picture her doing regular mom stuff. I hope she wears the money outfit while she does it.

According to her appearance on Jericho's podcast, Jade's (4-year-old) daughter is in a super expensive private pre-school and has gotten into some trouble due to wrestling the other kids because she's a big fan of her mom.
So imagine that parent-teacher meeting.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"THAT B should be at least an A-"

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Update: Shawn Michaels, still a poo poo human being.

https://twitter.com/Machobeard4life/status/1496132874877210625?s=20&t=dRq69qJZQt6ZnbnmGMICYQ

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


Now it makes perfect sense why they poo poo on Shawn at every opportunity. Dickhead.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Bret Hart remains the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Bret Hart remains the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

100%, I've been a fan of Bret's since the 1980s and the dude is probably the best wrestler ever as far as I'm concerned.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011


What's a poo poo piss boy?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Sandman McMahon posted:

What's a poo poo piss boy?

a boy of poo poo and piss, don't worry about it.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
They're a piss boy but bad at it

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Just like Adam Cole acts in BTE!

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
✅ Eat
✅ poo poo
✅ Piss
✅ Boy

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Beeswax posted:

✅ Eat
✅ poo poo
✅ Piss
✅ Boy

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Bret Hart remains the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

Kenta Kobashi is much better.

As a wrestler and person.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

poo poo and piss MY rear end

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Misawa over Kobashi over Bret well well over Shawn

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Being a better person than Shawn Michaels, horrible person turned horrible person who is Born Again Sober, might be one of the smallest mountains to climb outside of WWE brass.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Beeswax posted:

✅ Long
✅ Dick
✅ Boy
✅ uwahahaha

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

NienNunb posted:

Misawa over Kobashi over Bret well well over Shawn

And Kawada over all of those :hmmyes:

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

Terry Funk

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Coaaab posted:

Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Of all time? Toots Mondt.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Coaaab posted:

Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Foley

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Coaaab posted:

Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Omega
Danielson

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Coaaab posted:

Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Kenta Kobashi.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Coaaab posted:

Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Might want to rethink this. I read somewhere Rey beats his kids.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Bret Hart remains the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

Bret being constantly vindicated is a treat to see.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Coaaab posted:

Thinking about greatest talent/performer & least assholish and coming up with rey mysterio and liger. who else?

Bryan Danielson wrestles rings around Kobashi.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Thats just not true, Lid.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I think we should invent time travel and bring Kobashi from 15 years ago to the present and have him wrestle Danielson.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
when he had cancer?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Coaaab posted:

when he had cancer?

We are actually right around the 15 year anniversary from his return from cancer.

But we should grab the Kobashi from 17 years ago.

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

coconono posted:

Bret being constantly vindicated is a treat to see.

It’s a shame he took his “legacy” so seriously that he went back to the WWE so they wouldn’t do him like they did the Ultimate Warrior. He could have waited them out a few years and they would have crawled back to him like they did to Warrior.

And even then he should have told Vince to gently caress off. He loving killed his brother.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

Coaaab posted:

when he had cancer?

bryan danielson doing jumping jacks and flexing while his opponent is undergoing chemo :allears:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/KillLutherKill/status/1496198924834594818

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Lid posted:

Bryan Danielson wrestles rings around Kobashi.
Kobashi: I'm not putting over any vanilla midget not named Kenta

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/PAvalon/status/1495886161763524615?s=20&t=mVycufzhC_vGN_-wYDN85w

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



Well, he's not wrong

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


its a rare day when I feel this sexy. Thank you PPA

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Gaz-L posted:

I think we should invent time travel and bring Kobashi from 15 years ago to the present and have him wrestle Danielson.

Kobashi and Danielson did in fact wrestle in 2008, albeit in a largely meaningless 6 man tag with BJ Whitmer, Nigel McGuinness, Tamon Honda & Tsuyoshi Kikuchi

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