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 true tales of coke floats [senor otis ship-off thread] Senor Otis posted:A little background info: instant japanese posted:i laughed, i cried, but honestly the only thing i really did was vote one. I hate root beer. So maybe i'm bias. Blowmonkey posted:You're also too stupid to spell the word "beer" correctly! Senor Otis posted:ALright, goodbye
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm nose pregnant. ah so THAT'S how babby is formed
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Feb 22, 2022 17:47
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I'm nose pregananant.
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Feb 22, 2022 17:54
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Karate Bastard posted:nose pregananant gang tag
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Feb 22, 2022 18:06
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm nose pregananant. Goddammit I just changed the thread title
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Feb 22, 2022 18:12
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm nose pregananant. devious septum
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Feb 22, 2022 18:44
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EorayMel posted:
Why would you pour the coke into the ice cream? It's a float, you're supposed to float the ice cream on the drink. It's right there in the name!
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Feb 22, 2022 18:52
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Outrail posted:Why would you pour the coke into the ice cream? It's a float, you're supposed to float the ice cream on the drink. It's right there in the name!
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Feb 22, 2022 19:17
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Outrail posted:Why would you pour the coke into the ice cream? It's a float, you're supposed to float the ice cream on the drink. It's right there in the name! The smart thing to do would be fill the glass with water, drop a scoop and a half of ice cream in, then take the ice cream out and mark the glass at the water level to avoid any kind of spillage scenario.
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Feb 22, 2022 19:24
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eat a bowl of ice cream and drink a glass of coke, combining them only leads to unnecessary complications without any discernible benefit
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Feb 22, 2022 19:27
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Robobot posted:The smart thing to do would be fill the glass with water, drop a scoop and a half of ice cream in, then take the ice cream out and mark the glass at the water level to avoid any kind of spillage scenario. this is how like, mengele would make an ice cream float
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Feb 22, 2022 19:38
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the soda+custard combo is part of the point. the creamy fizz is amazing.
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Feb 22, 2022 19:55
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The best floats use a slushy instead of soda.
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Feb 22, 2022 19:58
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cock hero flux posted:eat a bowl of ice cream and drink a glass of coke, combining them only leads to unnecessary complications without any discernible benefit Well that’s just plain wrong. The combination of flavors and the creamy coke and fizz is what makes it good.
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Feb 22, 2022 19:58
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Just drink butter.
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Feb 22, 2022 20:02
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Well that’s just plain wrong. The combination of flavors and the creamy coke and fizz is what makes it good. If I wanted the sensation of blowing a cold dead Stay Puft Marshmallow Man I'd blow a cold dead Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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Feb 22, 2022 20:02
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*methodically takes a bite from separate bowls of tomato sauce, onion, beans, peppers, and ground beef* This chili is delicious
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Feb 22, 2022 20:11
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Captain Hygiene posted:*methodically takes a bite from separate bowls of tomato sauce, onion, beans, peppers, and ground beef* This chili is delicious *pouring a milkshake onto a cheeseburger* it's more efficient this way
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Feb 22, 2022 20:21
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cock hero flux posted:*pouring a milkshake onto a cheeseburger* it's more efficient this way down this road lies Soylent
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Feb 22, 2022 20:23
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cock hero flux posted:*pouring a milkshake onto a cheeseburger* it's more efficient this way grandpa?
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Outrail posted:If I wanted the sensation of blowing a cold dead Stay Puft Marshmallow Man I'd blow a cold dead Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. So in this scenario does the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man have an erection? Because he's dead so no, but maybe it's rigor mortis? Not sure if "cold" here is just long-dead or actually cold to the touch. Cuz cold marshmallow *would* be hard...
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Feb 22, 2022 20:28
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cock hero flux posted:*pouring a milkshake onto a cheeseburger* it's more efficient this way Found the mitant who doesn't like to dip fries into his frosty
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Feb 22, 2022 20:34
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cock hero flux posted:*pouring a milkshake onto a cheeseburger* it's more efficient this way In less than a year we've gone from pouring water on steaks to milkshakes on burgers. We're advancing so quickly these days.
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Feb 22, 2022 21:09
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I'm going to food wrong
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Lobok posted:So in this scenario does the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man have an erection? Because he's dead so no, but maybe it's rigor mortis? Not sure if "cold" here is just long-dead or actually cold to the touch. Cuz cold marshmallow *would* be hard... Asking the real questions here
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Feb 22, 2022 22:05
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Tunicate posted:Found the mitant who doesn't like to dip fries into his frosty Dipping kettle cooked potato chips into melty ice cream 
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Feb 22, 2022 22:49
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Dipping Mcdonald's fries in the caramel sundae sauce. I haven't done that in 25 years and don't intend to again.
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Feb 22, 2022 22:51
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projecthalaxy posted:down this road lies Soylent down that road lies some sick gains, bro
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deoju posted:The Watchmen movie came out on 03-06-09. Obviously lots of clock imagery in the movie. jesus WEP posted:especially the big blue one flopping around
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Feb 22, 2022 23:07
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EorayMel posted:
I love the ridiculous word filter. I think there was one for "definite" at some point too?
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Feb 22, 2022 23:11
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Outrail posted:Dipping Mcdonald's fries in the caramel sundae sauce. A bar in my town used to serve sweet potato fries with a maple-marshmallow dipping sauce. Yeah I ate it and I’d do it again.
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Feb 23, 2022 00:14
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Captain Hygiene posted:*methodically takes a bite from separate bowls of tomato sauce, onion, beans, peppers, and ground beef* This chili is delicious I'm not gonna let marshmallow blowjob talk distract from the fact that you're including beans in your chili, and I'm owed a derail about it.
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Feb 23, 2022 00:26
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jetz0r posted:down that road lies some sick gains, bro If Cloud's friend had specialized in muscle wizardry she'd be Aerith Gainsbro
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Feb 23, 2022 00:49
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Outrail posted:If I wanted the sensation of blowing a cold dead Stay Puft Marshmallow Man I'd blow a cold dead Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. I mean, why can't I do that and have the float. We can't always be glizzy gobbling the marshmussy.
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Feb 23, 2022 01:31
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rydiafan posted:I'm not gonna let marshmallow blowjob talk distract from the fact that you're including beans in your chili, and I'm owed a derail about it. The real trick to chili is a cup full of Ranch dressing right at the end. It takes chili to the next level. Go on. Try it.
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Feb 23, 2022 01:45
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rydiafan posted:I'm not gonna let marshmallow blowjob talk distract from the fact that you're including beans in your chili, and I'm owed a derail about it. Yah chili has beans in it. Deal with it.
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Feb 23, 2022 01:50
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Robobot posted:The real trick to chili is a cup full of Ranch dressing right at the end. It takes chili to the next level. Go on. Try it. Like, in the chilli? Or is this to wash it down?
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Feb 23, 2022 01:53
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rydiafan posted:I'm not gonna let marshmallow blowjob talk distract from the fact that you're including beans in your chili The only rule with chili is that it must contain a lot of chili. Beyond that anything goes and anyone trying to set chili boundaries is a fool
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Feb 23, 2022 01:54
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My chili is vegan, it has tofu in it.
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rydiafan posted:I'm not gonna let marshmallow blowjob talk distract from the fact that you're including beans in your chili, and I'm owed a derail about it. I know food enjoyment is subjective and I'm open to all sorts of food opinions, but you're wrong
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