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if you open the door while its stopped it'll put the parking brake on but i bet the dude was rolling a bit when he opened it
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Sagebrush posted:It reads to me more like "I left my car in drive when I got out, and it started to drive, so I lunged inside and stomped on the gas pedal, and it shot forwards and ran me over as I fell out." there’s no switch or shifter to move between drive and park. I bet he didn’t even know the “correct” way to do it.
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Feb 23, 2022 03:59
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Sagebrush posted:So the car actually does have a button you can push to put it in park, and this guy didn't do that, right? He was just relying on whatever dumbshit AI system they've got to infer that he meant to get out of the car because he had pushed the brake down extra hard and unbuckled his seatbelt? What are you going to do, put it in park? That’s like four menus away. The AI works most of the time.
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tk posted:What are you going to do, put it in park? That’s like four menus away. The AI works most of the time. you’re not joking quote:
https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/images/GUID-B80EE2FF-D0E5-4553-8289-33852DCF3868-online-en-US.png well I guess there is a traditional lever too?
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ok I see what happened https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modely/en_gb/GUID-41E02406-1983-4511-BBB4-158DD94796C6.html quote:Park strangely this implies that the automatic function can switch it into park when you cannot do so manually. that’s peak Tesla.
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Feb 23, 2022 04:06
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hobbesmaster posted:you’re not joking these cars are so loving stupid and bad
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Feb 23, 2022 04:20
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Jonny 290 posted:these cars are so loving stupid and bad
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theres a lot that's bad about teslas but putting the gear selector on a stock on the wheel is good. gear selectors on the center console are dumb since you can use that space for storage and poo poo also it reminds me of the cadillac my mom used to drive, it also had a gear selector on the wheel
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Feb 23, 2022 04:41
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You're an unreliable source tho. i'm not talking about the fake shifter. > To engage the parking brake, touch Controls > Safety > Parking Brake. this is stupid and bad.
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the worst is how ford decided to put a big chunky shifter (big and chunky because thats how you know it's a truck) in the center console, and then a mechanism to fold it down so you can fold another panel on top and use it as a work surface it's not like the shifter is physically connected to any rods to do any shifting or anything, so just make that poo poo go away. even fuckin GM has done away with it in favor of a dash mounted mini shifter. of course theres also the hilarity of chrysler's rotating dial shifter located right next to the volume knob
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Putting the gear selector on a dedicated stalk on the wheel is totally fine. I don't know which car was the first to put three on the tree but it's got to be at least 80 years ago. Nothing wrong with that. Putting the gear selector on a modal stalk that sometimes switches gears and sometimes turns on the windshield wipers and sometimes initiates fart mode is impossibly dumb, and exactly the sort of thing we've come to expect from Tesla's best
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Jonny 290 posted:> To engage the parking brake, touch Controls > Safety > Parking Brake. thats if your stock doesn't work. just press that p button on the end, bing bang boom done
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Feb 23, 2022 04:48
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Sagebrush posted:Putting the gear selector on a dedicated stalk on the wheel is totally fine. I don't know which car was the first to put three on the tree but it's got to be at least 80 years ago. Nothing wrong with that.
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for fucks sake it’s STALK
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i dont get the stalk weirdness going on here. the gear selector doesn't do wipers either as sagebrush said.
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Feb 23, 2022 04:59
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if "park" is on a button, and you can press that button and not be parked, with no clear indication that you're not parked, something's hosed up
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Feb 23, 2022 05:09
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when you press the park button, which is like one only 4 in the entire car, the dome lights turn on, the doors unlock, and the screen changes from H for hold to P for park
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Feb 23, 2022 05:13
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lmao PUT IT IN H
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holy poo poo lol
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Nfcknblvbl posted:when you press the park button, which is like one only 4 in the entire car, the dome lights turn on, the doors unlock, and the screen changes from H for hold to P for park 
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Feb 23, 2022 05:15
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Jonny 290 posted:lmao PUT IT IN H jonny no
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what factory was this made in? eet no longer exeests.
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it's also absolutely loving insane to auto unlock the doors just by placing it in park jesus christ
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Jonny 290 posted:lmao PUT IT IN H
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Jonny 290 posted:it's also absolutely loving insane to auto unlock the doors just by placing it in park literally every modern car does this
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jonny hates modern cars so that is a consistent take from him
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I had a 2021 Prius as a rental a couple weekends ago, and the shifter was this strange little loving arcade console joystick sticking out horizontally from the dashboard, underneath the like, loving radio. It also didn't, like, stay in the selected position. You entered a different pattern like Konami code or something to pick between D/R/N and then it popped back to the center position. P was a completely separate button. Like I get it's all computer controlled now but that doesn't mean you should completely shatter the UX patterns people have been learning for a century or more. Jfc this was so confusing and annoying. Not to mention, reversing out of a driveway onto a road with traffic, and then having to reach over to the radio and Konami code the car into drive was a whole, uh, experience.
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Jonny 290 posted:lmao PUT IT IN H
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hmmm my car ran over me. better jump on the forum to see if any other players are having this issue
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Amethyst posted:hmmm my car ran over me. better jump on the forum to see if any other players are having this issue it just struck me that the persons post wasn’t even open to criticism. like, they’d be totally fine with the situation if everyone responds with, “oh no it’s supposed to work like that, you’re driving it wrong” and they’d just go about their day was this supposed to happen jfc
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Nfcknblvbl posted:when you press the park button, which is like one only 4 in the entire car, the dome lights turn on, the doors unlock, and the screen changes from H for hold to P for park what is the difference between hold and park
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it appears that when in hold, the car will continue to make rolling stops
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Sagebrush posted:what is the difference between hold and park its stopped, regular friction brakes engaged unless if the driver presses down on the accelerator pedal. prevents rolling when stopped
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I'm edging my lols as I wait for the process server to hand this idiot papers saying he's being sued for giving the waitress a concussion since he mashed the loving gas pedal like an idiot first year driver.
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user input was error as usual. car should have ignored the obviously mistaken gas pedal stomp. will be improved in autopilot v420 - elon
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Sagebrush posted:what is the difference between hold and park automatics have “auto vehicle hold” which means the car doesn’t creep forward when you let off the brake while in drive. it’s not a good idea in general
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Nfcknblvbl posted:literally every modern car does this i feel like this is a setting and i turned it off right away on my boring sedan. i think the only all-unlock my car does now is, if i touch the handle on the outside while the keys are on me, it'll unlock all the doors. i toss my work bag in the back, so that was useful when i still went into an office mrmcd posted:I had a 2021 Prius as a rental a couple weekends ago, and the shifter was this strange little loving arcade console joystick sticking out horizontally from the dashboard, underneath the like, loving radio. It also didn't, like, stay in the selected position. You entered a different pattern like Konami code or something to pick between D/R/N and then it popped back to the center position. P was a completely separate button.  i don't care if the shifter is mostly symbolic, there's a very consistent and predictable behavior that people know and turning it into a neato input method is frustrating. the other one i've seen is the dial, like i'm setting a 2 ton washing machine
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Agile Vector posted:like i'm setting a 2 ton washing machine well teslas are constantly on the spin cycle so they dont need that knob
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the dial is a mopar thing and they’ve probably been doing it for 2 decades now? it’s dumb as poo poo, just a little reminder you’re a dummy that bought a mopar product every time you enter the truck/van
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there are multiple solutions that all make sense already and don’t break muscle memory. you can have a row of buttons P R N D L and they are all radio buttons. press one, and it cancels all the other ones. no confusion which gear you are in. You can also have a mini shifter go through the P R N D L You can also make a dial with an indicator on where you are. Stalk mounted has good (classic trucks and cars), bad (mercedes with the various functions which don’t make any sense), and awful (tesla, where P doesn’t mean P) This is a solved problem already
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