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Feb 23, 2022 14:34
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SimonChris posted:https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/1496228529989877760 If you put them behind an obviously breakable wall, David would never be able to get that platinum, lol.
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Henchman of Santa posted:In the replies he says like “Never! I would be appalled by such a thing!” but dude why did you even conceive of the idea then? It's a very dumb idea that's essentially just "what's the most extreme thing you would do for a platinum trophy" which shows a fundamental misunderstanding of abstracted virtual violence, achievement hunting, and video games in general. It's really something.
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SimonChris posted:https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/1496228529989877760 New God of War game is going off the rails. 3D Megadoodoo posted:Goons mystified by the concept of polling people to see what they think. Ah, yes, polling, a situation famous for not having hosed-up questions that reveal deep-seated oddities about the people running the polls.
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Neito posted:Ah, yes, polling, a situation famous for not having hosed-up questions that reveal deep-seated oddities about the people running the polls. I... what? e: Anyway what're the results?
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SimonChris posted:https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/1496228529989877760 that's not how platinum trophies work though???????
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I... what? It seemed like you were saying "Polling questions don't mean anything deeper than the question they ask and definitely don't reveal hosed-up biases or thoughts of the asker", which maybe I misinterpreted. And the results are depressingly gamerrific: 
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goblin week posted:that's not how platinum trophies work though??????? lol i haven’t even had a console in years and this was my first thought also if you’re an achievement addict then it literally doesn’t matter what’s happening on screen, you’re just trying to check all of the boxes to make the trophy pop. oh poo poo, I have to sacrifice twenty premature babies to get the Infant Slaughterer costume? guess i gotta grind for a couple more minutes.
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Neito posted:It seemed like you were saying "Polling questions don't mean anything deeper than the question they ask and definitely don't reveal hosed-up biases or thoughts of the asker", which maybe I misinterpreted. I don't know why he made that poll. Maybe he hates minorities. Maybe he's writing a thesis. But if I made a poll "Do you support the death penalty?" (which would be an extremely hosed-up thing if it existed) it wouldn't mean I support it.
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On the other hand if you instead wrote a paragraph describing a very specific and weird kind of death penalty for no apparent reason, when a more generic question would work just as well, it would be quite suspect.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't know why he made that poll. Maybe he hates minorities. Maybe he's writing a thesis. But if I made a poll "Do you support the death penalty?" (which would be an extremely hosed-up thing if it existed) it wouldn't mean I support it. You're a goddamn idiot and there's a difference between a poll about a thing that's bad and a poll about a hyper-specific thing that's hosed up
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't know why he made that poll. Maybe he hates minorities. Maybe he's writing a thesis. But if I made a poll "Do you support the death penalty?" (which would be an extremely hosed-up thing if it existed) it wouldn't mean I support it. It would imply you have a reason to be thinking and asking about the death penalty, though. Which isn't terribly suspicious, since the death penalty is a reasonably common thing to discuss when talking about crime and punishment. If I made a poll saying "should it be acceptable to kill, cook and eat teenage girls" you would be rightfully suspicious of why I'm even asking regardless of how I would answer that question.
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Tenebrais posted:If I made a poll saying "should it be acceptable to kill, cook and eat teenage girls" you would be rightfully suspicious of why I'm even asking regardless of how I would answer that question. Maybe if Twitter wasn't full of 25-year-old hipsters with 3000 followers posting "I'm gonna eat a child!" at 5 a.m. accompanied by a picture of a kitten someone had photoshopped to look like it had angry eyebrows I'd take this as more seriously indicative of something to do with the poster's persona. 
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Read After Burning posted:We live in a soul-ciety. yeah ok byakuya e: Detheros posted:So when do I get my Bankai then? gently caress
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Very glad David Jaffe is no longer allowed to make games.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't know why he made that poll. Maybe he hates minorities. Maybe he's writing a thesis. But if I made a poll "Do you support the death penalty?" (which would be an extremely hosed-up thing if it existed) it wouldn't mean I support it. kazil posted:You're a goddamn idiot and there's a difference between a poll about a thing that's bad and a poll about a hyper-specific thing that's hosed up I don't think you are mouse buddies, after all.
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Tenebrais posted:If I made a poll saying "should it be acceptable to kill, cook and eat teenage girls" you would be rightfully suspicious of why I'm even asking regardless of how I would answer that question. https://youtu.be/xOVQPtuKRs4
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quote:The animated sitcom The Simpsons mentions the incident in the episode "Two Bad Neighbors" where Bush, during a brawl with Homer Simpson, says "I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet." well that line finally makes sense now
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After this happened a comedian in Japan had a trained monkey that would pretend to throw up when he said "Bush-san" to it
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I have no clue what Cardi B's twitter profile pic is, but her bio is very funny. Baron von Eevl posted:I'm stuck on the idea of a Jewish or Muslim exclusive nightclub. Picnic Princess posted:I'm just saying that the world would probably be a better place if lewd rappers crushed politicians' balls under their 9" platform stilettos.
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Feb 23, 2022 15:33
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"Jewish exclusive nightclub" sounds like the world's worst college Hillel group event
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Zero_Grade posted:
Okay now I'm curious. Could you recommend something?
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FFT posted:Next you'll tell me this drop bear repellent does nothing I'm sorry I lied about the drop bears - its actually just ordinary, household hoop snake repellent.
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FFT posted:Next you'll tell me this drop bear repellent does nothing It's actually 100% effective!
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Loving people interpreting jaffe's posts as though he weren't perennially a 13 year old obsessed with sex and violence.
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Not just a trophy, it gives you all of the trophies in the game.
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Gamers getting confused why they were rewarded over something they were going to do already.
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Someone in that thread about the game survey got really upset over someone saying that the term "NPC" was something pro-Trump people used as a dogwhistle. https://twitter.com/oheldon/status/1496500754819203072?s=20&t=4ImODoAPdt20smIPhOVfhA
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I got the dastardly achievement in the original Red Dead Redemption. That’s my contribution to the discussion.
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The Flour Moth posted:Okay now I'm curious. Could you recommend something?
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christmas boots posted:I got the dastardly achievement in the original Red Dead Redemption. That’s my contribution to the discussion. 
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Someone in that thread about the game survey got really upset over someone saying that the term "NPC" was something pro-Trump people used as a dogwhistle. For some reason I kept reading this wrong, thinking you were saying the skully guy was right, then it finally clicked when I went to his profile lol
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Henchman of Santa posted:"Jewish exclusive nightclub" sounds like the world's worst college Hillel group event You say that like someone who’s never been to Israeli Folk Dancing Night.
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why cant gamers ask wholesome questions like what Yoshi eggs or blue space lady sweat smells/tastes like?
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EL BROMANCE posted:Gamers getting confused why they were rewarded over something they were going to do already.  christmas boots posted:I got the dastardly achievement in the original Red Dead Redemption. That’s my contribution to the discussion. I ate the crunchy chicks in Fable.  I had to turn the sound off, the "bone crunch and sad peeping noise" made me feel like a monster.Same thing with the...beavers, I think? In Assassin's Creed games. DON'T MAKE THAT SAD NOISE AS I STAB YOU! 
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Tiered "No Russian" achievement based on how many civilians you murder.
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