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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I remember when Sekiro came out everyone was crying about it as usual, while I watched a paraplegic guy play and beat it no problem lol I've seen pro FG players who have no use of their arms press buttons by using their face/mouth and they placed high at majors. And those are supposed to be the "hardest games". The fact is you're pushing loving buttons on a controller, a goddamn monkey could beat these games given enough time.
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Control Volume posted:[game journalist staring at a pdf menu of Joes Spicy Tacos, home of the worlds spiciest tacos™] The lack of accessibility options for people with ulcers is problematic, to say the least. And if the only response you ahve to this is "go to a different loving restaurant you malding little freak", maybe youre the-- wait a minute, all the tacos have TORTILLAS?! when CELIACS EXIST?!? i work at a pizza place and so often people are like oh I have celiacs btw and I'm like ok so we have flour and a dough press and everything in the entire store has gluten on it. you can't eat here if you have celiacs, you'll have a seizure. and they're always immediately like oh no it's fine. lol.
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The bitch at wal mart wouldn’t sell me this game early. Even threw in a “we definitely have it in the back, you can come back on Friday to get it.” gently caress you.
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Accessibility is good. What the game journalists call accessibility is not. Namaste.
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foreshadowing is ableist because it requires you to remember something
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the older I get the more deeply I respect art that asks some effort on your part. the payoff is always fuckin epic
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EmmyOk posted:Accessibility is good. What the game journalists call accessibility is not. Namaste. HolePisser1982 posted:the older I get the more deeply I respect art that asks some effort on your part. the payoff is always fuckin epic
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HolePisser1982 posted:the older I get the more deeply I respect art that asks some effort on your part. the payoff is always fuckin epic This. Ever seen Lost?
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when i was like seven i watched a blind kid beat wolfenstein in the elementary school library by shovin his face next to the speakers and reacting to sound cues. anything is possible
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EmmyOk posted:Accessibility is good. What the game journalists call accessibility is not. Namaste. emphatically this
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EmmyOk posted:Accessibility is good. What the game journalists call accessibility is not. Namaste. Yeah stuff like built in colorblindness filters and that Xbox custom controller stuff is great and I'm glad devs are paying attention to it. Game should know no barriers except being a loving moron.
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My dyscalculia makes me extremely bad with finances so I am unable to afford to play Elden Ring, devs need to make several 'accessibility keys' available for those of us who are financially disabled.
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EmmyOk posted:DSP has beaten every fromsoft game
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wearing blinders today. focusing on work. dont wanna be spoiled on anything. i spoiled myself on a ton of DS3 stuff right before it came out and still regret it, i want every surprise in this game to knock me on my rear end. also planning to stream it a shitload lol
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https://twitter.com/LePrixEstJuste/status/1496568474243670021EmmyOk posted:DSP has beaten every fromsoft game
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EmmyOk posted:DSP has beaten every fromsoft game
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extremebuff posted:wearing blinders today. focusing on work. dont wanna be spoiled on anything. i spoiled myself on a ton of DS3 stuff right before it came out and still regret it, i want every surprise in this game to knock me on my rear end. also planning to stream it a shitload lol wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol
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Bicyclops posted:I even get why people avoid media with weirdly specific things, everyone has their poo poo, it's saying that the media is a slight against the disabled that's beyond the pale to me. Not to be too personal but last fall my dad got a foot amputated and he lives in a deeply rural part of Texas where even the disability & welfare offices and stuff often don't have wheelchair ramps, those handicap buttons to open doors, etc and it's insane to spend 3-4 months talking to him about this and all the various mundane ways he could and occasionally does eat poo poo, and then reflect on years of various Chief Editors of Accessibility and Criminal Erotica complaining about lack of quest markers, intentional static difficulty curves, digital spiders, and being asked if Spelunky 2 is good even though you're working from home during a freaking pandemic, like it's in any way on the same continuum.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol lmao
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol lmao
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Dutchy posted:Not to be too personal but last fall my dad got a foot amputated and he lives in a deeply rural part of Texas where even the disability & welfare offices and stuff often don't have wheelchair ramps, those handicap buttons to open doors, etc and it's insane to spend 3-4 months talking to him about this and all the various mundane ways he could and occasionally does eat poo poo, and then reflect on years of various Chief Editors of Accessibility and Criminal Erotica complaining about lack of quest markers, intentional static difficulty curves, digital spiders, and being asked if Spelunky 2 is good even though you're working from home during a freaking pandemic, like it's in any way on the same continuum. not to also get too personal, but my gradfather fell out of a guard tower
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol
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Dutchy posted:Not to be too personal but last fall my dad got a foot amputated and he lives in a deeply rural part of Texas where even the disability & welfare offices and stuff often don't have wheelchair ramps, those handicap buttons to open doors, etc and it's insane to spend 3-4 months talking to him about this and all the various mundane ways he could and occasionally does eat poo poo, and then reflect on years of various Chief Editors of Accessibility and Criminal Erotica complaining about lack of quest markers, intentional static difficulty curves, digital spiders, and being asked if Spelunky 2 is good even though you're working from home during a freaking pandemic, like it's in any way on the same continuum. Game journalists deserve to be in prison
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TheTaoOfJake. https://twitter.com/thetaoofjake/status/1496608076769955842
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Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
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herculon posted:Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol
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herculon posted:Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol lol
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HolePisser1982 posted:the older I get the more deeply I respect art that asks some effort on your part. the payoff is always fuckin epic
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HolePisser1982 posted:the older I get the more deeply I respect art that asks some effort on your part. the payoff is always fuckin epic
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol lol
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol 1. wearing diapers 2. turds 3. "soiled myself" 4. leg sticking out of turd flap
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Squashing Machine posted:Elden Ring demands too much of us in an age where many of us are parents, on-call health professionals, and little Dutch boys who could be called away at any moment to stop up the town's dike with their finger. We need to do better
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Remember how Dawn Horizon literally saved humanity from the brink of extinction? Oh sorry, I forgot. Big Epic Sword Guy swings his sword for the win.
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goferchan posted:Not to be too personal but my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. lol
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