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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

I have bad news, that one lady only does nudity in the very first scene of the show and then never again.

Although we'll always have the memories

Ah, the "GLOW" method. Bastards.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://twitter.com/thebatfilm/status/1496377147811901440

I really hope they don't go with the storyline where Batman's parents were crime bosses, it sux

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
I really hope they finally get into Batman's origin story, what made him the Batman, and what happened to his parents.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Galewolf posted:

Unrelated but Rosamund Pike has some stellar bazongas in the first Jack Reacher moopie

Arc Hammer posted:

She also has nice boobs in Die Another Day but then Halle Berry stabs her with a sword and plants a book in her boobs.

They are presumably the same boobs

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
They were shot by a disgruntled moviegoer after he didn't get a refund for watching Zorro: The Gay Blade.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Disney's 5,000 dollar Star Wars LARP hotel is gonna be great!

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1496675560461770754?s=20&t=DBTP2WgERUFcqiN65lgddg

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1496676313549000704?s=20&t=DBTP2WgERUFcqiN65lgddg

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



"hey how dare you call out jenny nicholson for being a weird adult baby woman. really if you think about it, posting it here makes you the weird one"

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Ah, the "GLOW" method. Bastards.

Ah, looks like someone didn't make it to Season 3 of GLOW

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Surely Star Wars hotel doesn't actually cost $5,000

Surely

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Cowcaster posted:

"hey how dare you call out jenny nicholson for being a weird adult baby woman. really if you think about it, posting it here makes you the weird one"

I mean, she's got good points.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

PostNouveau posted:

Surely Star Wars hotel doesn't actually cost $5,000

Surely

Mike Stoklasa voice: Oh no no no no no, you misunderstand.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



rydiafan posted:

I mean, she's got good points.

good points about what. going to the star wars hotel? she wants to go to the star wars hotel. there are no points. whatever debate she's part of is invalid

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
lol star wars hotel sounds really loving stupid

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1496646378121879553

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1496647140092776452

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

Ah, looks like someone didn't make it to Season 3 of GLOW

I've been meaning to!

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002




christ almighty

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
I too worry that my four figure LARP experience will be underwhelming

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!

PostNouveau posted:

Surely Star Wars hotel doesn't actually cost $5,000

Surely

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

fuckin'

gently caress

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



underpaid 35 year old actor stuck in a rubber mask as greebo treebo, "space alien #3 in bar scene", having to deliver lines with a straight face as two adult humans utterly incapable of parenting a child try to calm a squalling infant they shot out in order to cut 400 bucks off the nightly rate

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Cowcaster posted:

good points about what. going to the star wars hotel? she wants to go to the star wars hotel. there are no points. whatever debate she's part of is invalid

"You may or may not need to pay extra ahead of time to be able to do things on your vacation at our resort, but I refuse to tell you whether you need to or not, or what things will be effected, and when you get here and find out it'll be too late." is a pretty horseshit thing to be telling a customer.

I mean yeah, this particular vacation and the things she wants to do are pathetic woman-child things, but it's still a terrible way to run a business.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


How does anyone with that kind of cash burning a hole in their pocket not just go to Vegas and get laid for a week and then gamble until they’re out the five grand

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

rydiafan posted:

"You may or may not need to pay extra ahead of time to be able to do things on your vacation at our resort, but I refuse to tell you whether you need to or not, or what things will be effected, and when you get here and find out it'll be too late." is a pretty horseshit thing to be telling a customer.

I mean yeah, this particular vacation and the things she wants to do are pathetic woman-child things, but it's still a terrible way to run a business.

OTOH, if you're Disney and you know the kind of people who will spend $5k on a LARP weekend will do so multiple times to grind out every last option, it's a great way to run a business

poisonpill posted:

How does anyone with that kind of cash burning a hole in their pocket not just go to Vegas and get laid for a week and then gamble until they’re out the five grand

Because this is Star Wars

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Someone call the W.H.O., we've got an outbreak of the Not Gays!

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



rydiafan posted:

"You may or may not need to pay extra ahead of time to be able to do things on your vacation at our resort, but I refuse to tell you whether you need to or not, or what things will be effected, and when you get here and find out it'll be too late." is a pretty horseshit thing to be telling a customer.

I mean yeah, this particular vacation and the things she wants to do are pathetic woman-child things, but it's still a terrible way to run a business.

oh for sure man, phone tree operator number 37 making $7.50 an hour not being able to tell you if you're going to be "an andoraxion hobo clubber, from the ice planet trogoflax, spending your quiblets on some easy R&R" or a "super hot poo poo grey spectrum jedi with a double lightsaber, infiltrating a skorflexian casino to swordfight darth dangly", utterly criminal

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Cowcaster posted:

"hey how dare you call out jenny nicholson for being a weird adult baby woman. really if you think about it, posting it here makes you the weird one"
there is so much tremendous content to be made from disney's utter mismanagement and naked, desperate greed here, godspeed jenny nicholson, godspeed

https://twitter.com/DisneyParks/status/1462112077347266564

Assepoester fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Feb 24, 2022

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Cowcaster posted:

oh for sure man, phone tree operator number 37 making $7.50 an hour not being able to tell you if you're going to be "an andoraxion hobo clubber, from the ice planet trogoflax, spending your quiblets on some easy R&R" or a "super hot poo poo grey spectrum jedi with a double lightsaber, infiltrating a skorflexian casino to swordfight darth dangly", utterly criminal

When it's literally their entire job? Yes.

Like imagine if you went to a restaurant where the server couldn't tell you what you needed to pay or ask for in order to have any knowledge of or control over your order before it was served, and once you got it it was too late.

rydiafan fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Feb 24, 2022

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The United States posted:

there is so much tremendous content to be made from disney's utter mismanagement and naked, desperate greed here, godspeed jenny nicholson, godspeed

https://twitter.com/DisneyParks/status/1462112077347266564

Beat Saber seems way cooler than this

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



rydiafan posted:

When it's literally their entire job? Yes.

:guillotine:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Sure. I'm an enemy of the people because I think "I don't know, try going and loving yourself" is a less than helpful response to "Do I need to pay extra to attend the jizz show?"

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


rydiafan posted:

Sure. I'm an enemy of the people because I think "I don't know, try going and loving yourself" is a less than helpful response to "Do I need to pay extra to attend the jizz show?"

Especially because nodding and saying “Just trust in the Force” before hanging up is right there as an option.

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

So Disney just watched the Scientist Man video about saving Star Wars by turning it into an overly expensive "luxury" experience for lunatic turbonerds and said, "Yeah, do that thing, he's a scientist, how could we go wrong?"

DebonaireD
May 7, 2007

Y'all are extending yourselves a lot of manchild slack but being pretty stingy with the womanchild slack. And she's not blowing 5k on some bad vacation, this is clearly work - she even says she asked the guy what the rules on recording are. She'll make a video and it'll be worth a lot more than 5k. A ton of people go to disneyland and a lot of them even base their personalities around it and gazing intently into that is definitely what this thread is all about

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



DebonaireD posted:

Y'all are extending yourselves a lot of manchild slack but being pretty stingy with the womanchild slack. And she's not blowing 5k on some bad vacation, this is clearly work - she even says she asked the guy what the rules on recording are. She'll make a video and it'll be worth a lot more than 5k. A ton of people go to disneyland and a lot of them even base their personalities around it and gazing intently into that is definitely what this thread is all about

yeah if only there was a phrase about gazing into abysses and what the abysses do that applied to this situation

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



PostNouveau posted:

Beat Saber seems way cooler than this

bouncing a ball against a wall seems way cooler than this

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
thatll be $5000 betch lmao

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
What is the point of a LARP theme park if I can't cum in the robots then shoot them?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Hopefully they have a good turn-down service, so she'll have fresh giant porg stuffies to gently caress nightly.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

What is the point of a LARP theme park if I can't cum in the robots then shoot them?

just make sure you pay for the VIP package ahead of time and then that may or may not be included

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

What is the point of a LARP theme park if I can't cum in the robots then shoot them?

hodor you've put the idea in my head and now i'm going to speak it into existence: $50 surcharge for clients of the star wars space hotel if there's evidence of them having sex

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