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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Sinteres posted:

Jeffrey got to the bottom of that StopFascism business: Permabanned user electronicmaji.

i retract my initial opinion of bappin

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Between the West's absolute wet fart of a joke of a response and Zelensky's bizarre choice of "do really loving dumb and bad diplomacy while doing no mobilization or preparation against the buildup on your border" the whole thing is an embarrassment for the dead empire that is the US and NATO.

uno.mannschaft
Dec 23, 2006

Lol

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Agean90 posted:

the lead of the Ukrainian version of the left wing getting hunted though the streets by a foreign military sounds insanely prophetic

he's safe in russia though

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Cheef Keev

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Green party Russian MVPs

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009


:same:

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Atrocious Joe posted:

update from the Ukrainian official that said the airport was recaptured

https://www.facebook.com/alexey.arestovich/posts/5245328398864531

'well when we said we'd recaptured it we didn't literally mean recaptured, we meant we'd like to recapture it at some point'

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Future is weird.

Can't wait to be laughing at NYC got nuked memes while I hide in basement.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
When they captured the airport it recaptured our interest in it!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


Ahh,, hosed up little zelensky. youre so hosed up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad. only you , thje most hosed up and nasty of guys, can make it suck less

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Fly Molo posted:

lol that China’s just saying “why don’t y’all chill out and negotiate something” but the west is still gonna go ballistic on them

they’re in CAHOOTS they hate ARE FREEDOMS

China reading western press:

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Game finally comes out for everyone and we have a new Christmas truce.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Zurtilik posted:

Future is weird.

Can't wait to be laughing at NYC got nuked memes while I hide in basement.
someone will want nyc intact

ohio, however: outlook not good

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007


lol

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Justin Tyme posted:

Between the West's absolute wet fart of a joke of a response and Zelensky's bizarre choice of "do really loving dumb and bad diplomacy while doing no mobilization or preparation against the buildup on your border" the whole thing is an embarrassment for the dead empire that is the US and NATO.

lol yeah

Torpor posted:

Green party Russian MVPs

that domino meme, but starting with a tectonic plate slipping 10 years ago and ending with the nukes flying an hour before elden ring releases :smith:

or hell, an engineer deciding “nah a 10 ft sea wall is plenty” 40 years ago

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
no one will weep for Ohio

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
A picture of smoldering Philadelphia ruins.


"Oh no! Hop Gritty is safe!"

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hedenius posted:

China reading western press:



lmao

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Zurtilik posted:

Future is weird.

Can't wait to be laughing at NYC got nuked memes while I hide in basement.

living in the ozarks doesn't seem so bad after russia births a new sun over manhattan

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://twitter.com/bugliker/status/1496695672040574976

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

redneck nazgul posted:

Ahh,, hosed up little zelensky. youre so hosed up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad. only you , thje most hosed up and nasty of guys, can make it suck less

lol

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
https://twitter.com/samfbiddle/status/1496908580313731072

jonboy8871
Sep 25, 2003
What the deuce?

Zurtilik posted:

The news anchor keeps saying KEEV. I've only ever heard it pronounced KI-EV.

that’s the Russian way of pronouncing it

e: ki-ev, that is

jonboy8871 has issued a correction as of 20:41 on Feb 24, 2022

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Better version, more pure

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




how does this affect the price at the pump, also elden ring's release

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/pvermillions/status/1496133137319043082

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

efb goddamn
https://twitter.com/pvermillions/status/1496133137319043082?s=20&t=9hOsew3XkmJl64NXGCbWOA

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
did anyone ask biden what humanitarian aid will be provided to ukrainian gamers now unable to play elden ring on release day?

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006


I mean Trump was already going to be reelected but this cements it

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Better version, more pure

can we replace the text with THE AN-225 IS SAFE

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Live footage of Columbus Ohio being consumed by a mushroom cloud. Cut to a TGIF ad playing the theme of Happy Days.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Better version, more pure

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Justin Tyme posted:

Between the West's absolute wet fart of a joke of a response and Zelensky's bizarre choice of "do really loving dumb and bad diplomacy while doing no mobilization or preparation against the buildup on your border" the whole thing is an embarrassment for the dead empire that is the US and NATO.

Maybe one of the Geriatric NatSec ghouls is a sleeper agent, stabbing out from Hell’s heart on behalf of the USSR’s last orders?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


What? The liberals are siding with Nazis!?!?

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


lol

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Maybe Germany should stop burning coal

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