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Leperflesh posted:I hope my death inconveniences as many strangers as possible Same. As in death, as in life.
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LeeMajors posted:I do, however, want to make funeral processions illegal. They are dead and I have places to be. gently caress off. Take all my organs then throw my hollow carcass in a ditch and be done with it. I'm dead I don't care.
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I insist on being mummified and interred within an enormous building of some sort with a pointy thing at the top also I want Spo's organs buried with me
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Finally, one that was worth clicking through to Twitter. And holy poo poo Air India 121 what are you thinking?  CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Feb 24, 2022 |
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Feb 24, 2022 21:10
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Leperflesh posted:I hope my death inconveniences as many strangers as possible I want my ashes thrown in the face of whatever politician I hate the most at the time of my death. Joe Manchin or Diane Feinstein would be who I picked today, my hope is that it's a Republican when I actually die.
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Feb 24, 2022 21:14
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CannonFodder posted:Finally, one that was worth clicking through to Twitter. why should I change my flight plan? they're the ones that suck
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Feb 24, 2022 21:16
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Intruder posted:I insist on being mummified and interred within an enormous building of some sort with a pointy thing at the top I want a mesolithic passage tomb. Let the light of the rising sun on the day of solstice illuminate the megalith behind which my bones are interred, once per year, if the weather holds.   If that's too big, I'll settle for a neolithic dolmen tomb.  Let my monument stand for millennia. That's how important I am.
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Feb 24, 2022 21:24
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Intruder posted:why should I change my flight plan? they're the ones that suck Fwiw the flight did go around Ukraine. Still a great pic and great caption.
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Feb 24, 2022 21:26
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Intruder posted:why should I change my flight plan? they're the ones that suck Watched that movie over the weekend, and glad to say it holds up. Took me a second at the end when the building burns down and they're like, "welp, that's all the evidence of our digital crime gone".
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Feb 24, 2022 21:28
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Leperflesh posted:
inscribed with the text of your favorite wikipedia article
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JPrime posted:inscribed with the text of your favorite wikipedia article Nobody's written a wikipedia article about me, alas. Inscribe the stone with my final shitpost, instead.
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Feb 24, 2022 21:31
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I had an awesome snowboarding trip, got some sweet photos of jumps I hit, but came back with the loving most bullshit flu ever, I've been sick as a dog.Intruder posted:There was previous discussion about good bluetooth earbuds but I can't find it and I've found that buying raycons because of a podcast discount has left me with earbuds that are having constant technical problems so I'll just reintroduce the question That's my cue. Bluetooth headphones, especially if you use them a lot, are super duper prone to malfunctioning and having issues. Best thing to do is get some at Best Buy and get their ~20 dollar, two year insurance policy. I did that the first time like 8 years ago, and since then I've gotten 6 pairs of 100 dollar plus headphones for 20 bucks each (since I'm getting a new insurance policy each time). Basically I've save over 500 dollars doing it like that. As far as brands, the only ones I really trust are Jaybird and Bose. Jaybird have some great options if you like the ones that can hang around your neck and have a connecting cord/magnet. That's my favorite kind, I don't like the 'true' wireless ones because they're just a pain in the rear end to keep track of especially if you use them really frequently. Beats by Dre and Raycon suck rear end imo
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Feb 24, 2022 21:40
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Shoot my remains from a t-shirt cannon, along with a free t-shirt. Incidentally, if Braks goes first this is what I plan to do with her ashes at Disney.Leperflesh posted:Nobody's written a wikipedia article about me, alas. Inscribe the stone with my final shitpost, instead. We're not moving Stonehenge for your tombstone. Intruder posted:I insist on being mummified and interred within an enormous building of some sort with a pointy thing at the top 
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I just want to be buried at sea.
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Silly Burrito posted:We're not moving Stonehenge for your tombstone. Of course not! We'll need fresh, unused megaliths. We can't put my monument in my native California, because of the earthquakes, it won't last. The most geologically unchanging/stable place on Earth is probably the middle of Australia, so we need to build it there.
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Given the reviews, I guess I'll be buying Elden Ring. I've never played any of the Souls series but I don't think I mind dying a ton (I loved Hades heh) and I like other open-world exploration games of that sort. It'll be good to have the distraction from whatever crap is going on in the world I suppose.
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Nothing quite like running into a logic issue simply because nobody ever expected this to happen. I work with an incredibly large client, they have some absurd number of facilities using the same interface connection. We built in, for these large customers a routine that allows us to scale the # of connections something uses, and to prevent any issues with messages going out of order, hash the patient's medical record number to determine which connection to use. Nobody ever expected this to go above a handful of connections, but design has never survived contact with the enemy. The logic takes the ascii value of each character in the number, concatenates that together then takes the modulus based on the # of connections used. But since it's always ending in a number, and this jackfool set it to exactly 20 connections, the modulus was always coming out to be a number between 8-17 instead of 1-20. Simply due to how modulus of 20 works with random sequence of the ascii values of a string that ends in a number. I love it, and I know exactly how it was tested, and they never even considered that someone would use a multiple of 20 connections. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DefiantPointedAfricangoldencat-mobile.mp4
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Play you missed it got poo poo load of snow other night and 
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I want you to sprinkle me over my home town via airplane. I also don't want to be cremated.
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I want to go through a woodchipper on top of a skyscraper above wall street with a bunch of radioactive waste. Just make a completely nightmarish contaminated mess.
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I'll take a Viking funeral thanks. Stick me on a flaming boat and push me out into Lake Michigan. Or give me the Steve Goodman burial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBxZGQ1dJk
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Feb 24, 2022 22:10
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This is funny but I did have a co-worker (at the time) who was on the plane that got shot down over the Crimea back in 2014 under similar circumstances, so I hope everyone on this flight is OK.
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I’ve requested to have googly eyes put on my urn but nothing much beyond that.
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If it is economical by the time I die, launch my rear end into space. I don't care what you do with the rest of me.
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Leperflesh posted:I want a mesolithic passage tomb. Let the light of the rising sun on the day of solstice illuminate the megalith behind which my bones are interred, once per year, if the weather holds. Doesn't the story go that Nicolas Cage bought a pyramid outside of New Orleans to house his remains when he dies? That's style. Anyway, I just want to be cremated, my ashes spread across a baseball diamond, and after my physical assets are liquidated, all of the proceeds go to the Dane County Humane Society up in Madison. Intruder posted:riding a horse at a brisk 5 mph all the way to reliant sounds like hell to me About 20 years ago, my parents initially retired to a small (>2,500 population) town in Waushara County, Wisconsin. That town had a huge Amish population, and I quickly lost count of how many times I was stuck behind a horse and buggy for a half-hour.
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C-Euro posted:This is funny but I did have a co-worker (at the time) who was on the plane that got shot down over the Crimea back in 2014 under similar circumstances, so I hope everyone on this flight is OK. It’s bizarre to me how hard this has been memory-holed.
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LeeMajors posted:It’s bizarre to me how hard this has been memory-holed. People were forgetting about the Sandy Hook shooting maybe two weeks after it happened. 24-hour news cycle, baby!
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Timby posted:People were forgetting about the Sandy Hook shooting maybe two weeks after it happened. 24-hour news cycle, baby! Oh yeah, all hope I ever had for meaningful gun control died in the weeks after.
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LeeMajors posted:It’s bizarre to me how hard this has been memory-holed. nothing coming of it is probably why we're where we are now with Ukraine.
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Im planning on eating 2 burgers from 5 guys tonight for supper
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Pron on VHS posted:Im planning on eating 2 burgers from 5 guys tonight for supper My sympathies to your digestive tract.
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I'm not sure that flight tracker is accurate. Flightaware shows AI 121 as going around Ukraine https://flightaware.com/live/flight/AIC121
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Oh….uh. Hrm. https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/...ingawful.com%2F
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Pron on VHS posted:Im planning on eating 2 burgers from 5 guys tonight for supper if you can find them buried in the pile of soggy potato
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Timby posted:My sympathies to your digestive tract. It won’t break a sweat?
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https://twitter.com/metzgov/status/1496941034303107077?t=7M9QNsP2ij_Nef5TbdBKCw&s=19 Senator Tuberville please stick to sports
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Pron on VHS posted:Im planning on eating 2 burgers from 5 guys tonight for supper Post pics and a trip report please. Which burgs you thinking?
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Oh, are we talking about death? SB is under strict orders to sprinkle my ashes on the beach at Disney, covert style. Think Andy Dufresne shaking rock dust out of his jean cuffs. Also I want "Don't Know What You Got (Til It's Gone)" by Cinderella played at my memorial service which should also be held at the beach. These are my final wishes. Thank you.
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So you're not gonna dust bomb the Haunted Mansion? Because that happens a lot
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Post pics and a trip report please. Two double cheeses, with a onion/lettuce/tomato. No fries. Boring but it’s been like a year since I have enjoyed a burger
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