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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Logan_Ratick/status/1496983683143720965?s=20&t=r3LMf33hrEGU9D6SnkKHoQ

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004







Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

holy poo poo lol

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

haha funny instead of i hate everything funny

a rare sight in the succ thread and lol at that loving swerve

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


lmao this rocks

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



please.... no more...

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

My brain is vibrating at an incalculable frequency

transcending material reality

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


understandable, but I'm still going to ask where are the people who meme "first they build walls to keep people out, then they use them to keep people in"? I swear I remember something like that, but I couldn't find it on DuckDuckGo. If there's ever a time for a draft, it's when a country's existence is threatened, but I think the idea of a draft is wrong, idk, maybe promise payments not to leave

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 01:16 on Feb 25, 2022

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

ex post facho posted:

he looks at a lot of horse porn

It distorts your body if you spend too much time looking at it, like Gollum with The Ring

In the end you end up looking like a very hairy Danny DeVito


I should travel to visit my friend Alexey from college and approach him with a katana and say "this is for Ukraine"

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/shanvav/status/1496978592126885889?s=20&t=ErkONOBBhxxAjAr_LrJt4g

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nichael posted:

I've met Nick a few times. She's 100% correct here. Biden is treating America like it's Delaware. It's why I think he was uniquely bad in the field of not-Bernies.

says a lot about his lack of imagination overall really

what a garbage person

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


I've seen this part before!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

lmao

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Lib and let die posted:

I've seen this part before!

no you haven't, obama didn't miss :smug:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1496988096524857344

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

https://twitter.com/decemberjazz/status/1496986648613388289?s=20&t=G4cUlL6FfwsXIAuMyLv0aA

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



this but directed at US Senators

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Now, I was told earlier that Ukraine was George Floyd, so someone on twitter please clairfy.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005


This is a whataboutism. It is an apologism. A tankie-ism. I refuse to think about why enemies of the US murdering people makes me 100x madder than the US murdering people. You can't make me! In fact, by trying to make me do so, you are doing an imperialism! You are invading my mind-country!

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title
Dems: Trump is Putin's puppet!

Obama: *Russia takes Crimea*

Trump:

Biden: *Russia takes the rest*

Me: Lmfao

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


But they were terrorists!!!

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


Don't let them eat cake.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Give me lotr or rick and morty takes

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

can someone please bring me up to date on the Russo-Ukrainian crisis over last five days? bear in mind I can only understand geopolitics using Harry Potter analogies. k thx

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
trying to imagine kamala or pete confronting putin over this mess

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019


wow

PawParole has issued a correction as of 02:21 on Feb 25, 2022

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Nichael posted:

please.... no more...

“Perhaps once we might be able to sneak a death past him. Immortal, yes, but not indestructible. I saw that when AM withdrew from my mind, and allowed me the exquisite ugliness of returning to consciousness with the feeling of that burning neon pillar still rammed deep into the soft gray brain matter. He withdrew, murmuring to hell with you. And added, brightly, but then you're there, aren't you.”

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Vim Fuego posted:

Does Joe Biden even know he’s president?

joe biden: who?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


the psychic horror from this is so strong a Soviet minister in 1930 just collapsed and started screaming “Harry love Ukraine, Putin love Voldemort…….Harry love Ukraine…..Putin….Voldemort…….Harry…lo…..domort…..h….ol….donor…..holo….domor…holo…domor

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Mokelumne Trekka posted:

can someone please bring me up to date on the Russo-Ukrainian crisis over last five days? bear in mind I can only understand geopolitics using Harry Potter analogies. k thx

Ukraine is harry, putin is hagrid, and russia is hogwarts.

“yer a territory Ukraine!”

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

joy deserves a little vacay to europe, as a treat

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

can someone please bring me up to date on the Russo-Ukrainian crisis over last five days? bear in mind I can only understand geopolitics using Harry Potter analogies. k thx

Okay so you know how in the fourth book there's like a giant death tournament they force a bunch of teenagers to take part in, and at the end of it Harry and Cedric both touch the big trophy thinking they're amicably choosing to win together? Harry is Biden, Cedric is the Ukraine, touching the cup is both of them making noise about letting Ukraine into NATO. Of course they think this is a great idea and a huge win but just like the books there's a twist! It turns out no, touching the cup just brought them both to Voldemort, who of course in this analogy is Putin. Voldemort summarily killing Cedric is what's happening right now, and just like Harry in the books Biden will walk away from all this vowing that he'll defeat Voldemort in the future, uh, somehow, but nothing happens now and also it only takes like another half book before everybody just completely forgets Cedric ever existed. I may have kinda lost this metaphor somewhere along the way, sorry.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1497002193563521027

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
some local succ from facebook



someone did quickly point out "Putin took Crimea in 2014"

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Aahahahhahaah

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Only two? Come back when you vaporize a three generation household

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1497023753838112768

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1497006599264690182

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

the world is a crazy place lol

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
RT.com is still up, btw. The formatting is super hosed up, but if all some rando script kiddies did was mess with the HTML a bit I would hesitate to declare victory in the cyberwar.

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
WTF
Putin is Brodie, Biden is poot, nato is stringer bell, Ukraine is slim Charles and Greece is the Greek
Obviously

HootTheOwl has issued a correction as of 03:00 on Feb 25, 2022

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