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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Brawnfire posted:



Got this notification in my spam mail account, and rushed to see the post but it was unfortunately deleted :smith:

What are nextdoor hiding? :tinfoil:

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I've literally heard 30-35 year olds, who've had smartphones for 15 years, who are continuously glued to their phones 24/7, complain that young people these days are far too into their phones.

Nothing changes. Nothing will change.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



blight rhino posted:

normally mine has some crazies. lately, just lost pets, and people looking to sell their crap.

Also don't give money to this one specific "homeless" guy "he lives in my condo complex"

have this, as a refresher

https://i.imgur.com/mLWfTY5.mp4

i'd guess pigeons, but i don't know nothing about birds

pretend i blurred Lafayette-Winona .. I don't even know where that is, and i live ... here?

Beaten but they're mourning doves! They mate for life and they're very pretty. They also have a beautifully mournful call.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I've literally heard 30-35 year olds, who've had smartphones for 15 years, who are continuously glued to their phones 24/7, complain that young people these days are far too into their phones.

Nothing changes. Nothing will change.

The boomers are often the biggest phone addicts of the lot.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
cant believe a handheld dopamine device is super popular with the give me this now generation

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
People should start posting poo poo like "there are these two old guys that walk by my house every day, at the same time. I think they might be casing the neighbourhood looking for places to break in. My friend in (other neighbourhood) said there were some old guys walking around there every day and then his neighbour got broken in to. And as soon as that happened, he stopped seeing those old guys. Keep an eye out folks, you don't know who THESE PEOPLE are".

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Klyith posted:

Mourning Doves, which are basically pigeons

they're the ones that go "hoo-woOOoo hoo-hoo-hoo" in the morning or evening, super common

They were my Grandma's favorite bird. :3:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I need to put up feeders for the mourning doves. The HOA’s ISP technician, who I now refer to as Internet Steve, was outside working on something for my connection, and said two mourning doves were hanging out and cooing at him. When he left, they tried to follow him up the sidewalk :3:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

wesleywillis posted:

People should start posting poo poo like "there are these two old guys that walk by my house every day, at the same time. I think they might be casing the neighbourhood looking for places to break in. My friend in (other neighbourhood) said there were some old guys walking around there every day and then his neighbour got broken in to. And as soon as that happened, he stopped seeing those old guys. Keep an eye out folks, you don't know who THESE PEOPLE are".

This old lady walks her two dogs in front of my house every day and my dogs bark at them. I think she should be more sensitive to my comfort and maybe walk her dogs somewhere else?

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
Mourning Doves are dumb as poo poo.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I need to put up feeders for the mourning doves.

they're ground foragers, so if you want to feed them you should just throw birdseed on the ground

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
birds are a lie you loving sheep

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



kntfkr posted:

birds are a lie you loving sheep

if birds aren't real, how did you gently caress a goose?

atomicgeek
Jul 5, 2007

noony noony noony nooooooo
The pigeons at my apartment complex are too smart to hang out on my balcony, but despite constant pursuit by my cat, the mourning doves love to perch in empty flower pots there. One day, they left me a single tiny egg.

That's my dove story.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Klyith posted:

they're ground foragers, so if you want to feed them you should just throw birdseed on the ground

I found plans for some ground feeders they can get to easily, but won’t make my HOA mad. Apparently putting loose birdseed on the porch is enough to get a nasty letter.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Fashionable Jorts posted:

if birds aren't real, how did you gently caress a goose?

that was a lifelike drone

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

I'm reporting this thread to the BBB!

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

kntfkr posted:

that was a lifelike drone

RealGoose

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Tragically Misunderstood While Attempting to Deactivate a Government Drone

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I found plans for some ground feeders they can get to easily, but won’t make my HOA mad. Apparently putting loose birdseed on the porch is enough to get a nasty letter.

Thankfully I don't have to deal with an HOA, but just throwing birdseed everywhere is a good way to get rats. My town has had a problem since backyard chicken coops became a thing - the extra food people would leave around attracted rats which then started getting in to houses.

In my neighborhood I have seen rodents crossing the street at night a few times - the little fuckers get around.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

We have big fat pigeons that come sit on our fence and they were chasing the little birds off the feeders. So my Mum taught our little terrier the command 'Birdies!' and if she hears that, she knows we're about to open the back door so she can rocket out hollering her tiny head off. The pigeons fly away and she struts around the garden feeling as if she is the Hunting Queen Of The World. all proud.

Here she is, impatiently waiting to be let outside.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Soul Dentist posted:

Tragically Misunderstood While Attempting to Deactivate a Government Drone*

*With my dick

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
Look, I had to depress the left rotor release with one hand, the right rotor release with the other, then hit the emergency shutoff button in the middle! I don't have three arms, so...

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Brawnfire posted:

Yeah I was both people doing that handshake deal on the corner, it wasn't what it looked like

just a little roleplay, you understand

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I've literally heard 30-35 year olds, who've had smartphones for 15 years, who are continuously glued to their phones 24/7, complain that young people these days are far too into their phones.

Nothing changes. Nothing will change.

Every generation wants to pretend they are better than the next and find some kinda high-horse to mount.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



"kids these days" has been uttered as long as language has existed.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Fashionable Jorts posted:

"kids these days" has been uttered as long as language has existed.

Kids these days always trying to say they came up with the term "kids these days"

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXOsCi_F7w8

Lamech fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 25, 2022

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Fashionable Jorts posted:

if birds aren't real, how did you gently caress a goose?

People gently caress flesh lights all the time.

He hosed a Goosh light.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Unperson_47 posted:

Every generation wants to pretend they are better than the next and find some kinda high-horse to mount.

I remember being a little shithead when I was young and it's been making me :psyboom: to see the same people I did did dumb poo poo with as a kid, posting on social media that kids today have no respect. Like, :wtc:?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica


tl;dr people blowing up stumps, windows shook, pets upset, mah rights

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I remember being a little shithead when I was young and it's been making me :psyboom: to see the same people I did did dumb poo poo with as a kid, posting on social media that kids today have no respect. Like, :wtc:?

I’ve pissed people off that I’ve known for 40 years off to the point where they ghost me for doing exactly that.

Like, dude, I knew you when you were a teenager and you were a loving idiot who dressed terribly and listened to lovely music, just like the rest of us, leave the poor kids alone. They have less to look forward to than we did and are trying to deal with it the best they can, STFU.

Fuckin’ douchebags.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

My brother as a teen did coke and went joyriding so where he gets off complaining about the youth is beyond me

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

This old lady walks her two dogs in front of my house every day and my dogs bark at them. I think she should be more sensitive to my comfort and maybe walk her dogs somewhere else?

DO IT!

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:



tl;dr people blowing up stumps, windows shook, pets upset, mah rights

Is that a hard-r n-bomb that you blanked in that first post :psyduck:

edit: first post in the screen cap that is.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cyrano4747 posted:

Is that a hard-r n-bomb that you blanked in that first post :psyduck:

edit: first post in the screen cap that is.

No. It's just local detail that spells out where I live. I'm shy.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

No. It's just local detail that spells out where I live. I'm shy.

That is SUPER unfortunate

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Clearly he lives in the South

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