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Foo Diddley posted:lol better get off reddit and call a lawyer, homeboy It just keeps getting funnier.
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Barudak posted:That story went from funny divorce to jump out of a flaming helicopter divorce Stepping on one rake is tragedy. Stepping on a million rakes is comedy.
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AITA for telling him his dog is absolutely destroying me and my kids quality of life?quote:My Fiance just got a dog about 2 years ago that has made me and my kids hate being home. That's coming from people who love dogs; including being multiple dogs foster home over the years. This dog is unattainable. She has been in behavioral training and other basic training for a year and a half and there has been zero change in her behavior at all. She whines CONSTANTLY, nips at your face to get your attention and draws blood drat near every single time, rips food from your hands, bites your ears while you are trying to drive because she is pissed that you wont let her sit in your lap, gets in the garbage and will snarl at you if you reprimand her, etc. The ONLY thing she is actually sticking with on the training is going to the bathroom outdoors. To say I'm done is an understatement.
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Feb 25, 2022 03:55
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling him his dog is absolutely destroying me and my kids quality of life? gently caress people with untrained small dogs - I'm sure the nipping and jumping would stop being "cute" if it was a large dog doing it. I get the impression that idiot fiance, while going to training classes, is doing gently caress all at home.
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Elissimpark posted:gently caress people with untrained small dogs - I'm sure the nipping and jumping would stop being "cute" if it was a large dog doing it. I get the impression that idiot fiance, while going to training classes, is doing gently caress all at home. She says she continues the training at home... BUT quote:He quite literally gives her treats for absolutely no reason. He will tell her to give him her paw but she WONT. Instead he will lift her paw up himself and say "good girl" and give her a treat. Literally giving her treats for doing absolutely nothing so now she knows she doesnt have to do anything to get them. Or if I tell the dog to go lay down and get out of my kitchen because she is a drat menace and doesnt belong anywhere near my children while they have food, he will immediately say "Babe stop being so mean to her" or "Stop being so loving mean all the time". He defends the dog.
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Elissimpark posted:gently caress people with untrained small dogs - I'm sure the nipping and jumping would stop being "cute" if it was a large dog doing it. I get the impression that idiot fiance, while going to training classes, is doing gently caress all at home. dont worry hes only actively un-training the dog quote:He quite literally gives her treats for absolutely no reason. He will tell her to give him her paw but she WONT. Instead he will lift her paw up himself and say "good girl" and give her a treat. Literally giving her treats for doing absolutely nothing so now she knows she doesnt have to do anything to get them. Or if I tell the dog to go lay down and get out of my kitchen because she is a drat menace and doesnt belong anywhere near my children while they have food, he will immediately say "Babe stop being so mean to her" or "Stop being so loving mean all the time". He defends the dog.
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling him his dog is absolutely destroying me and my kids quality of life? electric collar and spray bottle to train the husband
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lol there's literally zero point in going to training classes if you don't keep up the discipline at home
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AITA FOR “EXPOSING” MY MOM AND SISTSER?quote:Ok so I f14 have a sister f16 (who I’ll call “S”), constantly steals from me and messes up my things. I’ve tried talking to my parents about it, but they shrug it off and say that sisters do things like that. It’s gotten so bad that I have to hide or move valuable items out of the house, in fear that she’ll break or steal them. ....acid vat
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Feb 25, 2022 04:15
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Mx. posted:AITA FOR “EXPOSING” MY MOM AND SISTSER? *sighs resignedly and adds 'money' to list*
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling him his dog is absolutely destroying me and my kids quality of life? PetraCore posted:This dude is in the process of getting his dog euthanized for the safety of society and after it happens he's going to cry that the law murdered his perfect angel and it's him, he did it. Don't worry about him too much, he'll just get another equally lovely little dog after that.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Don't worry about him too much, he'll just get another equally lovely little dog after that.
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PetraCore posted:Oh, I'm worried about the dog he's abusing, not him. I know. But unfortunately, there's no test or license or minimum standard of care people have to be worthy of before being allowed to have dogs, and if you even raise the idea, people clutch their pearls, so it's a problem that will never get fixed. This guy's always going to be a bad dog owner. Even if OP disposes of dog A, he'll just replace it with dog B. The part of her situation within her control is whether this guy is a part of her life, so hopefully she gets a spine transplant and  s eventually, but since she's already spent $12,000 on this stupid dog ( ) I wouldn't hold my breath. WIBTA for talking to my friend about a sewer clog she caused? quote:I(29f) just paid 500 dollars to get my main sewer line cleaned because there was a clog. Initially I was freaking out, assuming tree roots had torn up the pipe. Well it wasn’t. The plumber came through, cleaned the drain and asked me if I ever flush tampons. I told him no, maybe it was the recent owner. He said, it would have been within the last week. I don't use tampons, but can the amount of tampons used over a weekend create enough mass to cause a clog? I was under the impression tampon-based blockages were the buildup of a couple of months or years of tampons.
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Invisible Clergy posted:I know. But unfortunately, there's no test or license or minimum standard of care people have to be worthy of before being allowed to have dogs, and if you even raise the idea, people clutch their pearls, so it's a problem that will never get fixed. This guy's always going to be a bad dog owner. Even if OP disposes of dog A, he'll just replace it with dog B. The part of her situation within her control is whether this guy is a part of her life, so hopefully she gets a spine transplant and :severs: eventually, but since she's already spent $12,000 on this stupid dog ( Absolutely.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for refusing to help my wife out at all during her pregnancy (unless it’s an emergency) They deleted the post for violating the "no posting about bodily autonomy" rule. Invisible Clergy posted:I don't use tampons, but can the amount of tampons used over a weekend create enough mass to cause a clog? I was under the impression tampon-based blockages were the buildup of a couple of months or years of tampons. Kurieg fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Mx. posted:AITA FOR “EXPOSING” MY MOM AND SISTSER? You know, all this acid must be having some environmental impact. I propose new and greener method: 
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MarcusSA posted:Absolutely. Good to know. Would be nice if there was some kind of regulation passed that they have to be biodegradable since people are just going to flush them down the toilet anyway, like how modern toilets can only flush x gallons to save water, but that kind of thing doesn't happen anymore. Kurieg posted:They deleted the post for violating the "no posting about bodily autonomy" rule. Of loving course they did. Now we'll never learn the hilarious ways OP's situation somehow gets worse. These drat reddit mods. AITA for firing a sick employee? quote:I 27m worked for my company about 2 years now. I was hired on to be a manager and the location I worked at only had 3 other employees. 2 left shortly after I was hired -apparently they were waiting for more staff to leave. Elissimpark posted:You know, all this acid must be having some environmental impact. Cool tropical skittles anus. What is that thing? Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Good to know. Would be nice if there was some kind of regulation passed that they have to be biodegradable since people are just going to flush them down the toilet anyway, like how modern toilets can only flush x gallons to save water, but that kind of thing doesn't happen anymore. That would be nice but they’d have to be able to breakdown pretty quickly and then they probably wouldn’t serve their purpose very well. Also some older pipes are pretty small so it doesn’t take much to block them up. Especially if there’s already years of buildup in there.
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Elissimpark posted:You know, all this acid must be having some environmental impact. I've been there! It smells god awful. Its perfect.
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limp_cheese posted:I've been there! Is that the one where if you fall in you're disintegrated within seconds?
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Invisible Clergy posted:I know. But unfortunately, there's no test or license or minimum standard of care people have to be worthy of before being allowed to have dogs, and if you even raise the idea, people clutch their pearls, so it's a problem that will never get fixed. This guy's always going to be a bad dog owner. Even if OP disposes of dog A, he'll just replace it with dog B. The part of her situation within her control is whether this guy is a part of her life, so hopefully she gets a spine transplant and My friends had some people ruin their plumbing simply by flushing a condom down the toilet. Jammed up the entire system and caused the septic system to overflow, ruining their engagement party and putting the only toilet out of commission. Everyone knew who did it but they were too cowardly to ever admit it or offer to pay.
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MarcusSA posted:That would be nice but they’d have to be able to breakdown pretty quickly and then they probably wouldn’t serve their purpose very well. I know biodegradable tampons exist (not sure how well they work) but I assume they're not more popular since they cost more. If they broke down quickly, presumably the user would replace them more often which wouldn't be an issue if the government provided them since they are a necessity, but as-is, it's a pink tax thing so will realistically never happen here. Looks like I answered my own question, just took a second for me to get there, thanks for the info. AITA for wanting my immigrant wife to pay 50% or close to it of or expenses (rent, food, internet phone etc)? quote:Long story short, my wife was living a normal life in Korea, neither rich or poor. Baronjutter posted:My friends had some people ruin their plumbing simply by flushing a condom down the toilet. Jammed up the entire system and caused the septic system to overflow, ruining their engagement party and putting the only toilet out of commission. Everyone knew who did it but they were too cowardly to ever admit it or offer to pay. And they weren't taken to task for  poisoning reasons presumably. That's rough. Somehow, when things from Ben Stiller comedies happen in real life it's not quite as funny as it is on tv.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Good to know. Would be nice if there was some kind of regulation passed that they have to be biodegradable since people are just going to flush them down the toilet anyway, So... They would degrade in the pipes fast enough that you could reliably flush them without causing blockages? The concept of water soluble tampons isn't quite as batshit as that guy who suggested labial sealing with glue, but my dude did you even think about what you just wrote there? Like, you know where they go, yeah?
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There are biodegradable tampons but they are not flushable. Their purpose is to be absorbent, you're not gonna get flushable ones.
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trickybiscuits posted:Our orange cat climbed up the chimney today. We thought we had a visitor cat for awhile until we realized it was Henry. Poor kitty. He really doesn't look like an orange cat here  Update: Partially clean 
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Metis of the Hallways posted:There are biodegradable tampons but they are not flushable. Their purpose is to be absorbent, you're not gonna get flushable ones. I had conflated the two terms, thank you for the clarification. Baronjutter posted:Yeah pumps for doing sewage lift have a built in macerator to chew up stuff like poop logs and toilet paper. Normal sump pumps just for handling water in the basement or a pump for your basement sink won't and can be very sensitive. Industrial grade poop knife. AITA? Neighbors have a guest that parks in front of our house all day one day per week and also for a couple hours each morning. We live in a small culdesac. Left a note on their windshield and neighbor confronted me about it. More info in post… quote:So we live in a small culdesac with 5 plots. One is empty, next to that one is under construction. Neighbor on the other side of the empty lot have a guest that parks directly in front of my yard every day. I know that it’s public property and within their rights to do so, but it still bugs me. Today I had had enough and left a note on their windshield telling them to stop doing that. The driveway of the neighbor is empty and they could easily park there it seems. So today my neighbor comes over to confront me about the note and basically says that that is the only place for them to park during the day. Their guest doesn’t park in their driveway due to it being trash day for them apparently. I was thinking about parking my own car in that spot so they get the point, but my wife doesn’t want me to do that. So Reddit, AITA? God, look at that title. Obvious linguistic markers of a shithead boomer. Ellipsis, rambling, the whole bit. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Poor kitty. He really doesn't look like an orange cat here awww henry
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for asking my wife to do chores while pumping? This rear end in a top hat is complaining that his less-than-a-month postpartum wife isn't doing enough chores.
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Husband (44M) is mad that I (38F) have a picture of actor Willem Dafoe (66M)on my phone’s background/home screen.quote:Will Dafoe is fully clothed. I chose the safe-for-work non-NSFW photo because I like his pose (crouching down and looking out at the water) and his colorful outfit. It’s a picture from The Life Aquatic movie. This is not the first time that husband has made comments revealing jealousy or insecurity over the recent years. But… it has come to this? mad about a picture of a senior celebrity/actor fully-clothed? He has brought it up three times. I feel like he’s just picking anything to be mad about nowadays.
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I've seen people list the age and sex of companies, feti, pets, and statues, but Willem Dafoe (66m) broke me.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Husband (44M) is mad that I (38F) have a picture of actor Willem Dafoe (66M)on my phone’s background/home screen. You know, I'm something of a relationship-ender myself
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Invisible Clergy posted:Cool tropical skittles anus. What is that thing? A thermal spring in Yellowstone Park. limp_cheese posted:I've been there! Lol. Absurd Alhazred posted:Is that the one where if you fall in you're disintegrated within seconds? Something like that. I think the headline on the picture was "park staff advise no remains to be recovered."
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Came out in comments that the baby is 3.5 weeks old. And his wife isn't a SAHM, she's on maternity leave and preparing to go back to work. Also, the pumping bras aren't really designed to let you move about, more just so you don't have to use your hands to hold the bottle apparatus on your tits. Neuro surgeon is an rear end in a top hat, but I repeat myself.
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Elissimpark posted:A thermal spring in Yellowstone Park. Are those the same as the sulfur pits there? I'm thinking I got them confused. Invisible Clergy posted:I've seen people list the age and sex of companies, feti, pets, and statues, but Willem Dafoe (66m) broke me. Same. Its such a meaningless piece of info.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Is that the one where if you fall in you're disintegrated within seconds? limp_cheese posted:Are those the same as the sulfur pits there? I'm thinking I got them confused. More or less, yeah. Broadly speaking if it's hot enough to boil it's hot enough for the hydrogen sulfate to evaporate off first meaning that the water will be neutral to basic. If it's not hot enough to boil, it's still pretty damned hot, and all that hydrogen sulfate eventually becomes sulfuric acid. So you get par-broiled first and your remains get dissolved.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA? Neighbors have a guest that parks in front of our house all day one day per week and also for a couple hours each morning. We live in a small culdesac. Left a note on their windshield and neighbor confronted me about it. More info in post… quote:NTA. Street parking etiquette in suburban neighborhoods is VERY different than in cities. This is why God gave us HOAs LOL. yeah i remember that bit in the bible, where god gives us HOAs. it was in exodus, right?
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