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Foo Diddley posted:lol better get off reddit and call a lawyer, homeboy And all of you scoffed at the idea of maternity tests.
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Invisible Clergy posted:I've seen people list the age and sex of companies, feti, pets, and statues, but Willem Dafoe (66m) broke me. Yea, that detail is kind of great
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Tendales posted:And all of you scoffed at the idea of maternity tests. Coming to L1 curricula next year...
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ITA for telling my son l was disappointed after he and his wife lied about my grandson's birthdate?quote:My son (23) and his wife just had a baby boy, Everyone is overjoyed and excited but there have some issues that has risen recently.
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Kurieg posted:More or less, yeah. Broadly speaking if it's hot enough to boil it's hot enough for the hydrogen sulfate to evaporate off first meaning that the water will be neutral to basic. If it's not hot enough to boil, it's still pretty damned hot, and all that hydrogen sulfate eventually becomes sulfuric acid. So you get par-broiled first and your remains get dissolved. They're so cool, aren't they! Here's a gif I made of my trip
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 06:14 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:ITA for telling my son l was disappointed after he and his wife lied about my grandson's birthdate? hmmmm So she said no and Mommy Dearest went behind her back to talk to her son who gave her an ambiguous answer at best. And she's mad that people she's ALREADY INVITED, after getting a No and a "we'll see", are disappointed. I think I know why the son decided lying was a lot easier than getting harassed while trying to prepare for childbirth.
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 06:15 |
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I (29F) heard my BF(30) friends talking sh*t about ME.quote:My boyfriends buddies are in town for the weekend. I met them last night for the first time. yessss girl dump that stupid faced idiot
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Foo Diddley posted:yeah i remember that bit in the bible, where god gives us HOAs. it was in exodus, right? Sort of. If you force any reasonable person to live under an HOA, they'd Exodus so fast you'd think it was the Rapture.
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AITA for making fun of how other couples are in their relationship?quote:My wife and I have been married for 2 years but we've been together for 10. We started dating at 18. 10 years later we still adore each other and make effort for each other. We always dress up before we go out on a date, we generally love having dates, we always gift each other stuff on special days, we love cuddling, kissing etc.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Is that the one where if you fall in you're disintegrated within seconds? Fatal injuries in seconds, but it'll take several hours for your corpse to completely disintegrate.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for being hostile and rude to my sister's boyfriend over a joke he told my wife? That's worth a Goodfellas style pistol whip I'd say. Sister can gently caress right off to hell too.
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AITA for unknowingly asking an off-duty employee for assistance?quote:I was shopping at a local candle store and I had questions about a coupon I had gotten in the mail. There was only one employee in the store and she was on the register. There was also a line of one or two people and while I am sure I sound like a Karen, I did not want to wait that long. I was just about to leave and return when it wasn’t quite as busy when I saw a young man leaving the employee back room.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for unknowingly asking an off-duty employee for assistance? quote:I was going to cancel the complaint but since I am still the a maybe I shouldn’t even bother to waste my time to rescind it. quote:Was going to cancel it but people have continued to be so nasty to me. I’ve gotten nasty messages and disparaging remarks so now why bother? quote:Again, it’s comments like yours that I’ve decided to double down, going to be hated and judged either way so might as well. quote:If I be better, people will still be nasty to me. So…. Don’t need to be coddled but don’t need to be harassed either.
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Kurieg posted:More or less, yeah. Broadly speaking if it's hot enough to boil it's hot enough for the hydrogen sulfate to evaporate off first meaning that the water will be neutral to basic. If it's not hot enough to boil, it's still pretty damned hot, and all that hydrogen sulfate eventually becomes sulfuric acid. So you get par-broiled first and your remains get dissolved. Wouldn't it be nice if all toilets cleared blockages so easily? Arsenic Lupin posted:ITA for telling my son l was disappointed after he and his wife lied about my grandson's birthdate? The boomerbrain is strong in this one. Midnight Voyager posted:hmmmm Even pre-covid, a newborn infant should not be socializing with people outside the immediate family for the first couple of months because it's still getting patches for its immune system from breastmilk and they get sick really easily. This is doubly true during covid times to say nothing of the stress and logistics that are dealing with a justnomil character and her coven for hours immediately after birthing a baby. OP's family did the only sane thing since they seem unwilling to sever. Evil Willow posted:AITA for unknowingly asking an off-duty employee for assistance? Die in a national park, Karen. You can wait 5 minutes for your 14,000th lovely Klan Rally scented Yankee Candle. AITA: For Driving 75mph In Left Lane quote:I was in Orange County CA this past weekend driving my minivan.
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 08:25 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:
Yes. There are 8 other lanes for you to cruise in. The left lane is a passing lane.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:An American woman has 1.7 kids on average, assuming a 15% miscarriage rate that's something like 2 pregnancies and 0.3 miscarriages for the average woman (excluding intentional terminations). Your numbers are way off, according to my doctor every second woman experiences a miscarriage in her life. I'm guessing she counted the earlier ones as well, but still, miscarriages should be at least tied with, if not ahead of, weddings. No excuse there, sister has to go to the wedding while probably still bleeding and in pain.
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Cloacamazing! posted:Your numbers are way off, according to my doctor every second woman experiences a miscarriage in her life. I'm guessing she counted the earlier ones as well, but still, miscarriages should be at least tied with, if not ahead of, weddings. No excuse there, sister has to go to the wedding while probably still bleeding and in pain. Your doctor is saying 0.5 miscarriages per woman, which implies a Either way it's still less way common than marriage, not sure what you mean. But yes, more relevantly that was just a throwaway joke and the bride can go gently caress herself. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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MarcusSA posted:Yes. There are 8 other lanes for you to cruise in. The left lane is a passing lane. A lot of times the leftmost lane on the freeways around LA is a carpool lane and is frequently separated from the rest of the highway. Op isn't the rear end in a top hat unless he was in it alone in the car
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rain dogs posted:A lot of times the leftmost lane on the freeways around LA is a carpool lane and is frequently separated from the rest of the highway. Op isn't the rear end in a top hat unless he was in it alone in the car If he’s holding up traffic he’s holding up traffic and needs to move his rear end over.
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OP's cruising 15kmph over the speed limit, maybe everybody in the story is a dickhead
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therobit posted:If he’s holding up traffic he’s holding up traffic and needs to move his rear end over. He literally can't for the vast majority of the carpool lanes, a lot of the time they either have dividers or concrete separating them from the rest of the highway. 75 in the carpool is fine. The other people have the rest of the freeway to do 2fast2furious poo poo on
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AITA for laughing at a sign language interpreter's facial expressions?quote:Yesterday, my (18M) professor showed a video of a government speech with this sign language interpreter who was making these exaggerated facial expressions. It was like looking at some kind of cartoon, and I giggled a bit. quote:I'm just thankful she didn't call me out in class, but my brother says she was right to approach me in private instead of embarrassing me in front of a couple hundred people. And he said, "You're in the wrong and you know it. You're just using her tone against her as an excuse to admit you're wrong. I bet you wouldn't have done that if she was a guy." (I wouldn't, because I'm 5'4" and have low muscle tone because I kind of spent my childhood on 4chan. Lol.)
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Mx. posted:AITA for laughing at a sign language interpreter's facial expressions? she has hearing aids, so it's not like she's actually deaf
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Child raised by 4chan cannot understand human communication, checks out
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Mx. posted:OP's cruising 15kmph over the speed limit, maybe everybody in the story is a dickhead Wait what. America's speed limit is 60?
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Whorelord posted:Wait what. America's speed limit is 60? Miles. That's 96 kilometres.
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therobit posted:If he’s holding up traffic he’s holding up traffic and needs to move his rear end over. He was in the hov lane going 15 over while the next lane was only going 10 over. have you never seen an rear end in a top hat driver who weaves through traffic like a maniac Whorelord posted:Wait what. America's speed limit is 60? Mikes per hour, which is 96 kph. Faster if you’re traveling through any of the country’s empty wasteland
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rain dogs posted:A lot of times the leftmost lane on the freeways around LA is a carpool lane and is frequently separated from the rest of the highway. Op isn't the rear end in a top hat unless he was in it alone in the car It sounds like that is the case here and OP is in the lane to the right of the carpool lane and didn't want to merge into the carpool lane because he was alone and he feared getting a ticket. Still, if you're driving slowly enough people are trying to pass you on the right you're going too slow and you should move over one or more lanes to the right. The leftmost non-carpool lane is for passing, no one should be cruising in it for indefinite periods of time. Mx. posted:OP's cruising 15kmph over the speed limit, maybe everybody in the story is a dickhead Highway speed limits are often lower than normal flow of traffic so cops can pick any car at random to rob at gunpoint. Abolish highway speed limits; autobahns for all. Whorelord posted:Wait what. America's speed limit is 60? Speed limits, like all laws in America, are hyper-regionalized, so highway speeds vary all the way from 55 to 85 on an ~80 mile stretch of highway in Texas's flyoverland called US130. Sometimes the limit is lower because the road curves, there's an elevation change, or similar, but a lot of the time it's so cops can write more tickets or is a total crapshoot. OP mentions the limit was 65, which is fairly common and what most posted highway speed signs are. Ghost Leviathan posted:Child raised by 4chan cannot understand human communication, checks out AITA for taking insoles out of my sons shoes. quote:My son who is 13 and in middle school is somewhat short. He hasn’t matured yet and he is very self conscious about his height. My wife/ his mom bought him some height insoles. They came with 3 wedges each. He put all 3 of the wedges in each shoe at once. When he put the shoes on, his heels were sticking out of them. When he walked he looked as if he was wearing high heels. My wife noticed and ask me to talk to him. I tried my best to explain it to him and ask him to remove at least 1 of the wedges. He got so defensive and wanted to argue the point. Later that day he had his shoes off, I grabbed his shoes and took 1 wedge out of each shoe. I let him know that I took 1 wedge out and that I only wanted him to wear 2 wedges max. Am I the rear end in a top hat for taking out the wedges? I just don’t want him to wear them to school and get made fun of, but I can’t help but feel that I should just let him be who he wants to be as long as he is happy. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Whorelord posted:Wait what. America's speed limit is 60? Meanwhile in Australia*, the average speed on city/suburban freeways is 5-10 under the speed limit because of numerous fixed and mobile speed cameras and it's not uncommon to get pulled over doing 5km/h over the limit. *Obviously varies with region and how common speed camera are
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Ziv Zulander posted:Mikes per hour, which is 96 kph. Faster if you’re traveling through any of the country’s empty wasteland Yeah I was surprised it was so low considering how straight, long and empty so much of the roads in the USA are. In the UK it's offically 70 for our equivalent of highways but generally people cruise at like 75-80, but you could also go up to 60 miles an hour on this road if you wanted to. Whorelord fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:It seems like in some parts of the US, people can cruise past cops doing 15 over the limit. Usually you can travel ~7-15 kilometers per hour in the US over the posted speed limit, just due to general customs. Combine this with places where the posted limit is already 135 kph and poo poo gets even wilder.
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What do I do?quote:Me and my boyfriend (20M) have been dating almost two years now and we live together, about a year ago I found out he cheated. I was really hurt but I love him so much and nothing happened in person. And not too long ago I found out he cheated again, this time it was in person and with the same girl as before. He admitted it to me, I’m just so lost because I love him so much. He’s apologized a lot and assured me he loves me and not her, that it was over with her. I just don’t know what to do… Cause I love him with all of my heart, feels like I found my soulmate. It hurts to think about life without him. Hear me out… quote:So my boyfriend (if you’ve seen my last post you’d know) cheated on me twice with the same girl. So he gives me free will to his phone to prove his innocence, though I’ve never done it. Until today, I looked and there was nothing…until I got to REDDIT. He’s makes homophobic “jokes”, but I found several comments of him praising guys dicks. Also girls nudes which I don’t like either. I seen this when he was out of the room so when he came back I acted natural and asked to see his phone, he deleted Reddit before showing me and blatantly lied to my face about having it. commentor posted:I'm sure he's a great guy. The girl he's cheated on you with...twice...seems to agree with you
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kru posted:* something wrong about the autobahn goes here * I heard if you die on the autobahn you die in real life. AITA for Changing my Name During Study Abroad? quote:To be honest, I (20M) like doing weird little pranks. Harmless stuff. So when I discovered I'd be going abroad with a cohort of just 50 people, and that I didn't know any of them besides the guy I'd be rooming with (20M), I thought it would be funny to change my name for the three months I'd spend in Europe. Only conversationally though; I used my real name on all documents and things like that.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for Changing my Name During Study Abroad? if you tell somebody you go by Pnurtis and then they call you Pnurtis, you are no longer lying about going by Pnurtis.
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Invisible Clergy posted:I heard if you die on the autobahn you die in real life. Same. also if you press the brake, you actually speed up
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kru posted:Same. also if you press the brake, you actually speed up You can get on for free, but you can never leave. WIBTAH For refusing entry to my home to my landloard quote:I know the total doesnt sound very good but here me out, I've (25m)in my apartment with my roommate(27m) for about 2 years. We live in the lovely state of Alabama (don't move here sucks) and have been renting pretty from the same person this entire time, not gonna lie we've been late before but we always let her know if we're going to be late and always pay all the late fees however the problem is she likes to just walk in our home whenever. I was taking a shower once and she let herself in NO NOTICE WHATSOEVER and changed the air filter, only texting me afterwards saying I didn't answer the door. Everytime there need to be bug spraying or anything she give MAYBE a 2-3 notice. Me and my roommate are very privet people, not gonna lie we changed the locks w/o telling her because she would just let these people in while we weren't there including our bedrooms. I would have no problem with the spraying but I'M AT loving WORK! I would take off to be there as there are strangers in my home!
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for Changing my Name During Study Abroad? Please call me Steve. People call him Steve. lol, owned! What a prank.
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