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Rascar Capac posted:
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Scratch Monkey posted:The what? Some people, reportedly, have trouble finding the cut recreational area
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Feb 25, 2022 13:40
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So this a lady bit or a dude bits joke?
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Feb 25, 2022 13:57
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Phosphine posted:Some people, reportedly, have trouble finding the cut recreational area But why? It's clearly marked with a large sign.
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Feb 25, 2022 14:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The actual history of ninjas is pretty lame. The vikings definitely nicked a bunch of poo poo.
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Feb 25, 2022 14:29
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How the hell can you have trouble finding a clitoris
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Feb 25, 2022 14:43
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freeedr posted:How the hell can you have trouble finding a clitoris Need to find a girlfriend first, a major first step.
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Feb 25, 2022 14:46
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freeedr posted:How the hell can you have trouble finding a clitoris 
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Feb 25, 2022 14:48
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Bar Ran Dun posted:The “north men”, the Normans were Vikings that married into the areas they conquered in France By the time various Normans conquered England, Southern Italy, and participated in the first crusade they were pretty integrated into northern Frankish culture and I don't know where you would draw the line from when they stopped being Vikings and started being something else altogether, but William the Conqueror and Bohemond weren't Vikings
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Feb 25, 2022 15:10
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Viking is what you do, not who you are!
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Feb 25, 2022 15:18
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Eastbound Spider posted:Viking is what you do, not who you are! Thank you!
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Feb 25, 2022 15:21
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Differentiating diverged peoples on the grounds of if they have seperate civs in aoe2. What do you mean they weren't call byzantines
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Feb 25, 2022 15:23
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My name is Hjürngen Bjürngen Fjürngen I am not a viking. I merely dabble in viking. I side-vike.
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Feb 25, 2022 15:25
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I'm not one of those vikings, I'm just a vicyclist
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Feb 25, 2022 15:28
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I used to make edits of hagar the horrible in the newspaper comic thread to be more historically accurate, then eventually I started just rewriting them entirely to make my own jokes 
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Feb 25, 2022 15:30
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Eastbound Spider posted:Viking is what you do, not who you are! proud brave internet warriors
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Feb 25, 2022 15:31
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flavor.flv posted:I used to make edits of hagar the horrible in the newspaper comic thread to be more historically accurate, then eventually I started just rewriting them entirely to make my own jokes these are way better than anything in the original comic
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Feb 25, 2022 15:33
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Eastbound Spider posted:Viking is what you do, not who you are! Vikers, then, if it makes you feel better.
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Feb 25, 2022 15:37
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flavor.flv posted:I used to make edits of hagar the horrible in the newspaper comic thread to be more historically accurate, then eventually I started just rewriting them entirely to make my own jokes I appreciate that you removed the horns.
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Feb 25, 2022 15:54
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flavor.flv posted:I used to make edits of hagar the horrible in the newspaper comic thread to be more historically accurate, then eventually I started just rewriting them entirely to make my own jokes Lmao
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Feb 25, 2022 16:08
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The actual history of ninjas is pretty lame. History major crew checking in The best part about history is learning that whole societies base their entire culture on an idealized version of something that only existed for the briefest time possible. The era of the American cowboy was like what, from 1870-the invention of barbed wire? And yet, every conservative thinks that America was founded by noble cowboys, and not these scoundrel drunks who were essentially vagrants on horses. It's like Italy basing its whole culture on the 1990s house music scene (which would loving rule so much)
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Feb 25, 2022 16:12
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The South also has the whole my heritage thing with the Confederacy that lasted what 4 years, plus everything, cowboys, slavery, etc. excludes non-whites
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Feb 25, 2022 16:17
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Viking Age ends in 1066 the split second the arrow pierces Harold Godwinson's eye.
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It is funny that all these guys style themselves after cowboys despite being exactly the kind of people who made cowboys (and soon everything else) extinct.
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Feb 25, 2022 16:18
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Also most cowboys weren't white. They hate that too.
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Feb 25, 2022 16:20
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A lot of cowboys fought on the loosing side of the Civil War, or were gay, or both.
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Feb 25, 2022 16:23
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Don't forget all the blank white marble modelled after all those ancient Greek statues and columns we dug up (And only later invented fancy enough microscopes to find the worn-away paint)
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Feb 25, 2022 16:25
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"save a horse, ride a cowboy" is maybe the most homoerotic lyric of all time, but these dudes love that poo poo, lmao
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Feb 25, 2022 16:25
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Also, the traditional cowboy outfit of a stetson hat and a poncho was what Mexican cowherds* wore. American ranchers all wore waistcoats and bowlers *AKA vaqueros, or buckaroos if it's 1907 and you're a stupid anglo
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Elfface posted:Don't forget all the blank white marble modelled after all those ancient Greek statues and columns we dug up (And only later invented fancy enough microscopes to find the worn-away paint) Digging up a statue from Pompeii or somewhere where the paint is completely preserved, and it's a perfect worn-away white patch on the cock and balls
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Feb 25, 2022 16:53
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I appreciate the lady pirate looking bored while the dude fails to find the uhh treasure
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Feb 25, 2022 16:57
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Tree Bucket posted:I appreciate the lady pirate looking bored while the dude fails to find the uhh treasure That comic set out to be pornographic but ended up being funnier than it was sexy
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flavor.flv posted:buckaroos if it's 1907 and you're Chuck Tingle ftfy
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Data Graham posted:Digging up a statue from Pompeii or somewhere where the paint is completely preserved, and it's a perfect worn-away white patch on the cock and balls They dug up a big and rather grand Roman baths in Wapping, about a mile outside of what was the border of Londinium at the time, that after excavating they realised was a site of a late-Empire cult where rich old women would - ahem - "bathe" with soldiers to - ahem ahem - absorb their youth and virility. The originally-intended idea of turning it into a permanent annexe of the Museum of London was quietly dropped and it was (carefully) re-buried and is now 6 feet under the car park of the apartment building now on the site. Weirdly the MoL also haven't added any of the artifacts recovered from it to their public Roman collection.
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Feb 25, 2022 17:17
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Philippe posted:ftfy Buttaroos was right there.
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Kwyndig posted:A lot of cowboys fought on the loosing side of the Civil War, or were gay, or both. Did the gayness cause the looseness?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdUjkKApGc
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goddamnedtwisto posted:They dug up a big and rather grand Roman baths in Wapping, about a mile outside of what was the border of Londinium at the time, that after excavating they realised was a site of a late-Empire cult where rich old women would - ahem - "bathe" with soldiers to - ahem ahem - absorb their youth and virility. Sounds like the late British Empire as well
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ElGroucho posted:"save a horse, ride a cowboy" is maybe the most homoerotic lyric of all time, but these dudes love that poo poo, lmao nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a cowboy — mike penice
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Eastbound Spider posted:Viking is what you do, not who you are! Oh boy, Viking! That's where I'm asleep!
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