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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



cheetah7071 posted:

even bigger snoppers

I cede the point

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Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Captain Hygiene posted:

What exactly would you improve in that majestic creature

https://twitter.com/turingtestified/status/1497015309663879168

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


If you're looking for me
You better check under the tree
Cos' that is where you'll find me

Underneath the treeeee craaaaab
Somewhere near the water
Treeeeeee craaaaab
At the bottom of the treeeee

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



they're on to something, but they went in the wrong direction.

"crab therapy"? just put me in a room with an understanding crab for an hour and I'll start healing.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Ror posted:

"crab therapy"? just put me in a room with an understanding crab for an hour and I'll start healing.

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
I've been playing Elden Ring.



Game of the year.

Click here for a spoiler for what happened to me two seconds after I took this picture.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

I saw the crab yesterday…. I did not dare approach

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1497220233416818749

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You did it, didn't you

You touched the tip top

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Crab recognize crab. And you were not crab (yet)

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Waterbed Wendy posted:

I saw the crab yesterday…. I did not dare approach

On one claw, a conservative crab portfolio protects you from the snip-snop and possibly falling thrall to the cold carapace of crabitalism.

On the other, if you don’t approach every strange crab you come across on your journeys, the larger the better, then you will likely never meet the crab god in your lifetime.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Hey!

No stabbo the crabbo.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Banned for posting spoilers of the final boss

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ror posted:

On one claw, a conservative crab portfolio protects you from the snip-snop and possibly falling thrall to the cold carapace of crabitalism.

On the other, if you don’t approach every strange crab you come across on your journeys, the larger the better, then you will likely never meet the crab god in your lifetime.

I’m not ready. I need to hew my form into a sexier, flatter, scrabbling configuration, cleanse my eye stalks of errant particles, and ingest the frozen gas. only then will my pilgrimage truly begin.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I’m not ready. I need to hew my form into a sexier, flatter, scrabbling configuration, cleanse my eye stalks of errant particles, and ingest the frozen gas. only then will my pilgrimage truly begin.

:crab: :gas:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Ror posted:

On one claw, a conservative crab portfolio protects you from the snip-snop and possibly falling thrall to the cold carapace of crabitalism.

On the other, if you don’t approach every strange crab you come across on your journeys, the larger the better, then you will likely never meet the crab god in your lifetime.

If you touch the buddha on the tip top, kill him.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



X

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I don’t understand most of that article but I think scientists are creating carbon nanocrabs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ror posted:

I don’t understand most of that article but I think scientists are creating carbon nanocrabs

I hope they can go inside my brain and spine!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ror posted:

I don’t understand most of that article but I think scientists are creating carbon nanocrabs

CRABBOMACHINES, SON!

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
crabs are the perfect form, at any scale

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

found some precolombian snops

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The spot on its tip top is a trap. Don't touch it or put stuff there! :ohdear:

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Touch the trip trap, get the snip snap

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

shame on an IGA posted:

found some precolombian snops



That is definitely a Pokemon

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

shame on an IGA posted:

found some precolombian snops



I like to imagine that there's no deeper significance to this and that the potter just woke up one day and said gently caress it I'm making a crab

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

shame on an IGA posted:

found some precolombian snops



is it a bong? a crabong

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

christmas boots posted:

I like to imagine that there's no deeper significance to this and that the potter just woke up one day and said gently caress it I'm making a crab

most stuff is dug out of trash heaps so, probs.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/kionnajay/status/1497061590646075392?s=21

Never not be crabbing corn off the cobb. Rip, bro

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I hope the documentary crab was OK :ohdear:

naem
May 29, 2011

Ror posted:

I hope the documentary crab was OK :ohdear:

https://youtu.be/vpJgTy8Wi_c

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/JeremyBRoberts/status/1497599043727503360

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What if I find dumpy, crusty spongecrabs beautiful :colbert:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


ACAB

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I'm not sure which thread to post this in

https://twitter.com/momoika_t/status/1496805823930302464

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

probably speaks in riddles though

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