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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

He’s cool I love him. Giant Urkel

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

he rules

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

he does the smart guy voice with smart guy words in his promos so if he wasn't cringe in his tweets i would feel cheated. thank you keith lee for staying in character.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
People always say that the best wrestling characters are just the actual person turned up to 11 and that's exactly how Keith Lee is

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Keith Lee learned all his promo work from Damien Sandow

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
Keith Lee seems like he will be a cool addition but yeah, the way he speaks is like he is a human-shaped fedora.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Stealth Tiger posted:

I loving hate the way he talks so much goddammit I want to pull my hair out

https://twitter.com/RealKeithLee/status/1496954442054537216

Tony should hire Lanny Poffo to manage Keith Lee and start a stable of smarty pantses

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Tony bring in Neil DeGrasse Tyson as Keith's manager

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
Neil DeGraps Tyson

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Tyson even has wrestling experience!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Beeswax posted:

Tony bring in Neil DeGrasse Tyson as Keith's manager

NDT but it’s actually Larry Legend on shrooms.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Keith Degrasse Lee needs to start “Well, Actually…”ing people more

https://youtu.be/TyZSBqQ813c

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Danhausen has figured out the speedrun strats for becoming the champion.

https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1497243162720493577

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Keith Lee and his braintrust challenges Jericho and the inner circle to quiz bowl for feud of the year 2023

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Keith Lee with a giant Billy Quizboy gimmick, Adam Cole can be his Pete White. Luther tries to get him to eat a jar of pennies

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

NienNunb posted:

Keith Lee with a giant Billy Quizboy gimmick, Adam Cole can be his Pete White. Luther tries to get him to eat a jar of pennies

LMFAO

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Ganso Bomb posted:

Tony should hire Lanny Poffo to manage Keith Lee and start a stable of smarty pantses

Keith Lee & Damien Sandow as a tag team with Lanny as their manager

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

NienNunb posted:

Keith Lee with a giant Billy Quizboy gimmick, Adam Cole can be his Pete White. Luther tries to get him to eat a jar of pennies

i can a thousand percent hear "just eat the pennies, billy" in cole's voice, and i love it

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?
Keith Lee tweets like a live-chat customer service rep

edit: and I'm all for it

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

NienNunb posted:

Keith Lee with a giant Billy Quizboy gimmick, Adam Cole can be his Pete White. Luther tries to get him to eat a jar of pennies

Luther buys Adam Page just to say that his Adam is more valuable and exotic.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Adam Page

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

yeehaw

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
WARDLOW needs to bleach his hair and get a permed mullet or whatever Brock Samson has going on

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Malcolm Excellent posted:

WARDLOW needs to bleach his hair and get a permed mullet or whatever Brock Samson has going on

Brock was based on Sid, to the point they almost got sued by WWE during the first season

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





casual reminder that Japanese Deathmatch Legend Luther and his snakeman friend are the absolute best https://twitter.com/KillLutherKill/status/1497240766934130707

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Drakkel posted:

Brock was based on Sid, to the point they almost got sued by WWE during the first season
How/why would WWE sue on behalf of Sid Vicious in 2004-2005? All that comes up for this is an unsourced line from a Wiki, but Sid Eudy also appeared to have zero interaction/contact with WWE between 1997 and 2012.

All that said, I can totally buy WWE sending unenforceable and frivolous legal complaints, but this just seems like a particularly odd/frivolous one.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Edge & Christian posted:

How/why would WWE sue on behalf of Sid Vicious in 2004-2005? All that comes up for this is an unsourced line from a Wiki, but Sid Eudy also appeared to have zero interaction/contact with WWE between 1997 and 2012.

All that said, I can totally buy WWE sending unenforceable and frivolous legal complaints, but this just seems like a particularly odd/frivolous one.

I dunno the exact details, but I'm guessing they probably owned the Psycho Sid name/character and that's what their complaint was over. Supposedly that's why Brock Samson was less of a blatant psychopath from the second season on.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Keith Lee's promos and tweets are fine and I love how upset he makes the "every post and tweet MUST be either a joke or a sick burn" crowd

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Elephant Ambush posted:

Keith Lee's promos and tweets are fine and I love how upset he makes the "every post and tweet MUST be either a joke or a sick burn" crowd

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Beeswax posted:

Tony bring in Neil DeGrasse Tyson as Keith's manager

Lmao I would unironically be down for this 100%


Endless Mike posted:

Tyson even has wrestling experience!

Wait what

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

stab posted:

Lmao I would unironically be down for this 100%

Wait what

NDT was a college wrestler

Also:

https://youtu.be/C-bRTZye9ys

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.
Maybe it's just because he's cute as hell but I find the way Keith Lee talks and writes very charming.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



stab posted:

Wait what
D1 wrestler at Harvard, and was made co-captain his senior year. He was also supposedly undefeated in high school. His teammates said he was "good, could have been great if he wanted to" but he was there to play school.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon/status/1497309249285853193?s=21

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Venomous posted:

casual reminder that Japanese Deathmatch Legend Luther and his snakeman friend are the absolute best https://twitter.com/KillLutherKill/status/1497240766934130707

Lmao Fanny pack

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

born on a buy you posted:

Lmao Fanny pack

Professional Wrestlers are singlehandedly keeping the fanny pack industry in business

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1497313217403846656?t=FHv-D3_1AuuMY44yOrMC0A&s=19

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/status/1497045140191387648

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

Drakkel posted:

Professional Wrestlers are singlehandedly keeping the fanny pack industry in business

they also own. I got one from Haoming and it’s got a luchador mask on it that brings me joy. purses can be misplaced, a fannypack/hip bag stays on all the time.

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They are very good if you’re a tourist and don’t give a gently caress if people know that you’re a tourist. Practical.

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