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zedprime posted:Your butthole is a rocket, actually. I had that situation yesterday and it was more of a water jet.
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There was also the very special engine on the SR-71, which was a turbojet at low speeds but at high speeds it transformed into a ramjet, deriving almost all of its thrust from dumping compressed air directly into the afterburner
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haveblue posted:There was also the very special engine on the SR-71, which was a turbojet at low speeds but at high speeds it transformed into a ramjet, deriving almost all of its thrust from dumping compressed air directly into the afterburner OK, nevermind. THAT is more like my butt was.
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My buddy is a thermo engineer, so he designs jet engines, as part of testing the engine, they have what he called a Chicken Gun; the chicken gun propels frozen chickens into the engine. I forget how fast the frozen chicken is flying but it's very fast and would kill you if you stood in its' path.
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Feb 25, 2022 21:57
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Aren’t birds normally thawed in the wild Seems like a bad test.
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Mythbusters had a chickengun. They also learned theres a difference between frozen and thawed/fresh.
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MF_James posted:My buddy is a thermo engineer, so he designs jet engines, as part of testing the engine, they have what he called a Chicken Gun; the chicken gun propels frozen chickens into the engine. My dad worked for the testing division of General Electric Aircraft Engines. The Evendale, Ohio plant had a family day and had a bunch of displays of testing and demos of the manufacturing tools (I got a metal disc with a plane silhouette cur out with a laser cutter or water jet and a coin stamped in one of the die presses). One of the testing displays was a 90s era big screen TV playing a VHS tape of a bird test where they shot a Canada goose at and engine and filmed it at high speed.
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Bad Munki posted:Aren’t birds normally thawed in the wild They might not always be frozen, I dunno, I (would think) for certain tests a frozen chicken would be better, but for other tests an unfrozen would be better.
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I've always heard the frozen chicken story described as an urban legend, a thawed chicken at aircraft cruising speed is plenty damaging already and would probably kill a human on impact
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Cthulu Carl posted:My dad worked for the testing division of General Electric Aircraft Engines. The Evendale, Ohio plant had a family day and had a bunch of displays of testing and demos of the manufacturing tools (I got a metal disc with a plane silhouette cur out with a laser cutter or water jet and a coin stamped in one of the die presses). One of the testing displays was a 90s era big screen TV playing a VHS tape of a bird test where they shot a Canada goose at and engine and filmed it at high speed. Here you go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-xnIMuZBlQ
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Cthulu Carl posted:My dad worked for the testing division of General Electric Aircraft Engines. The Evendale, Ohio plant had a family day and had a bunch of displays of testing and demos of the manufacturing tools (I got a metal disc with a plane silhouette cur out with a laser cutter or water jet and a coin stamped in one of the die presses). One of the testing displays was a 90s era big screen TV playing a VHS tape of a bird test where they shot a Canada goose at and engine and filmed it at high speed. Hell yea gently caress that Canada goose.
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haveblue posted:I've always heard the frozen chicken story described as an urban legend, a thawed chicken at aircraft cruising speed is plenty damaging already and would probably kill a human on impact A goose at car speed can gently caress up your nose, I have to assume a chicken at ten times that will kill you stone dead. But valid testing requires consistency, so the procedures probably specify. 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:A goose at car speed can gently caress up your nose, I have to assume a chicken at ten times that will kill you stone dead. But valid testing requires consistency, so the procedures probably specify. Or at roller coaster speed: 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:A goose at car speed can gently caress up your nose, I have to assume a chicken at ten times that will kill you stone dead. But valid testing requires consistency, so the procedures probably specify. I think you mean "A goose at rollercoaster speed" Weembles you fucker 
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I heard that Busch Gardens still celebrates that day. Not as the day that Fabio got his nose hosed up by a goose, but the day that Fabio killed a goose with his face.
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haveblue posted:I've always heard the frozen chicken story described as an urban legend, a thawed chicken at aircraft cruising speed is plenty damaging already and would probably kill a human on impact I'm an Aerospace Engineer, used to work engines for the Air Force. The thawed chicken test is very real but I've never seen a credible source for using frozen ones. There would be no point to using that over a large ice cube. Sometimes they do use Turkeys over chickens if they are concerned about larger birds. The tests are also used on cockpit windows to verify that they will protect the pilots from a bird strike. I had to work a mishap where an aircraft stirred up a flock of birds and the following aircraft was struck by dozens and crashed. It's really rewarding to work that kind of mishap but it's pretty OSHA sorting through aircraft debris for evidence of cause and bagging remains to be sent back to the lab to verify human or bird. With the experience of working mishaps, as long as those tanks landed in the airfield, that pilot did the right thing. The most important thing in that situation is to make sure that no part of the aircraft hits people on the ground. After that, get the gently caress out safely. You have tenths of seconds to make a decision and releasing external fuel tanks onto the runway is so much better than having them or the plane come down in an occupied area.
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Approaching the problem from the other end, airports have bird control programs which range from obvious (shooting, and preventing roosting) to less obvious (not shooting at, but shooting cannons and making shitload of anti bird noise, and predator introduction) to unexplainably high tech or weird (anti bird lasers? Egg eating pig patrols?)
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I mean, ice slab is a test as well so maybe some enterprising test engineer tried to kill 2 birds with one stone? The FAA would not approve.
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Some airports use trained border collies to harass, eg, flocks of geese into leaving.
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I saw a video about bird handlers with some sort of bird of prey being hired to fly their bird near by and scare other birds away, I think sepcial FAA approved drones are also being tested.
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Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth
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What's next for Shenmue: The Animation? A forklift episode! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJu_AqwSX0
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ekuNNN posted:"An Indian air Force Jaguar strikes a flock of birds on take-off, causing the pilot to jettison the aircraft’s CBLS pods and fuel tanks, which cause an explosion upon impact with the ground."
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Caakv4yjiwo/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Some airports use trained border collies to harass, eg, flocks of geese into leaving. I guarantee you those good boys really enjoy their jobs.
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Knormal posted:He should have honked his horn at the birds to scare them out of his path. If they were geese though that would just make them angrier/hornier. Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Feb 26, 2022 |
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5000 years from now, aliens will call him Otzi
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This seems like a workplace hazard? https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1497583501704585220?s=20&t=oUreOc2sudfKXJdBM-n9Og Welding going on 5m away from making Molotov cocktails.
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Probably fine considering the circumstances. Now if it was hot out and the humidity was high enough to precipitate a river of sweat in your rear end crack, yeah, might take the molotov poo poo further away.
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Comstar posted:This seems like a workplace hazard? NO TIME FOR SAFETY!!!
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Comstar posted:This seems like a workplace hazard? For Russian soldiers, definitely.
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Welding without a mask is how you upgrade to red dot optic eyeballs.
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I'm at the tank hazard welding station. I'm at the molotov filling station. I'm at the combination tank hazard welding molotov filling station.
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haha those dumb Ukrainians are going to get their country overrun haha they're welding anti-tank caltrops near petrol-chemicals haha the whole area is going to be glass soon anyway haha loving idiot goons
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It's the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, not the Occupation Safety and Health Administration, after all
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insta posted:haha those dumb Ukrainians are going to get their country overrun haha they're welding anti-tank caltrops near petrol-chemicals haha the whole area is going to be glass soon anyway haha You okay there buddy? Gone outside lately?
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insta posted:haha those dumb Ukrainians are going to get their country overrun haha they're welding anti-tank caltrops near petrol-chemicals haha the whole area is going to be glass soon anyway haha is it possible for you to reword this to clarify the point you are trying to make?
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Mozi posted:is it possible for you to reword this to clarify the point you are trying to make? It's a pretty simple point. Complaining about OSHA issues when THEIR loving COUNTRY IS BEING OVERRUN by a dictator who thinks 30 years is enough and it's time to get the band back together and sing Back in the USSR, is loving dumb as poo poo. Oh boo hoo they're welding close to Molotov cocktails, they should really think about creating those caltrops in an OSHA approved manner and get them inspected properly before oh what's that the country has been annexed while you were waiting for the inspector to show up? There's a time and place for OSHA, guerrilla warfare ain't it. edit: to summarize, insta posted:loving idiot goons SyNack Sassimov fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Feb 26, 2022 |
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