[canada] just another game of mad libs

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Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

your 15 mins of fame are over Canadadadada!

# ? Feb 25, 2022 22:44

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 20:56

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

i miss rob

# ? Feb 25, 2022 22:44

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

CLAM DOWN posted:

i miss rob

# ? Feb 25, 2022 22:53

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

CLAM DOWN posted:

i miss rob

we all do, buddy. we all do

# ? Feb 25, 2022 22:54

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Koirhor posted:

your 15 mins of fame are over Canadadadada!

good thing they already made Canada great... again, no need for any more convoys etc.

# ? Feb 25, 2022 22:55

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

https://i.imgur.com/01HaWAC.mp4

Durf has issued a correction as of 23:37 on Feb 25, 2022

# ? Feb 25, 2022 23:22

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

lol cya, don't let the door hit ya where the good ~~lord~~ horse split ya

# ? Feb 25, 2022 23:40

a primate: Jun 2, 2010

Russian Prince Vodka is made in Quebec lol

# ? Feb 25, 2022 23:40

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Durf posted:

https://i.imgur.com/01HaWAC.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLIHnh9dNHQ

# ? Feb 25, 2022 23:41

a primate: Jun 2, 2010

Candy (trampled lady)

# ? Feb 25, 2022 23:42

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

[Canada] (trampled country)

eh, maybe not b/c *waves at ukraine* all that

# ? Feb 25, 2022 23:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

we all do, buddy. we all do

i don't. gently caress that guy, he loving sucked.

his brother is worse, but mostly by virtue of still loving with toronto politics.

# ? Feb 26, 2022 00:19

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

RealityWarCriminal posted:

don't worry, all bottles of Absolut have been transported to Doug Ford's house for destruction

(Absolut is Swedish :ssh:

)

# ? Feb 26, 2022 00:25

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Doug never gave Ontarians anything nearly as good as that gif of Rob tripping while playing football, so he can go gently caress himself

# ? Feb 26, 2022 00:28

Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

Bilirubin posted:

(Absolut is Swedish )

Regardless, all bottles of Absolut are at Doug's house awaiting disposal!

# ? Feb 26, 2022 00:30

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Randalor posted:

Regardless, all bottles of Absolut are at Doug's house awaiting disposal!

Way to take advantage of the situation Dougie!

# ? Feb 26, 2022 01:04

Entropic: Feb 21, 2007; patriarchy sucks

Durf posted:

# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:11

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBgWTHV2Pg

# ? Feb 26, 2022 05:12

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Drunk Canuck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBgWTHV2Pg

lol

# ? Feb 26, 2022 05:18

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

i still love the Rob Ford smokes crack song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Jy312JCUQ

# ? Feb 26, 2022 05:37

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

nice

# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:56

Redonionking: Mar 13, 2001; I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST; Grimey Drawer

There's a lot of trucks headed to DC now, looks like.
Do we pack up and hand this thread over to the Americans, you think?

# ? Feb 26, 2022 18:25

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Redonionking posted:

There's a lot of trucks headed to DC now, looks like.

this is cultural appropriation

# ? Feb 26, 2022 18:26

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

this is cultural appropriation

it's ok i'm ethnic ham

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:08

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

Redonionking posted:

There's a lot of trucks headed to DC now, looks like.
Do we pack up and hand this thread over to the Americans, you think?

I'm sure a clumsily engineered coup will result in decades of civil strife for this thread

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:10

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

maybe truckers from both countries can join together to overthrow the forces of tyranny and start a global unvaccinated small business owner ethnostate

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:14

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

flakeloaf posted:

it's ok i'm ethnic ham

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:27

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Dustcat posted:

maybe truckers from both countries can join together to overthrow the forces of tyranny and start a global unvaccinated small business owner ethnostate

first-world truckerism vs third-world maoism

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:27

bltzn: Oct 26, 2020; For the record I do not have a foot fetish.

Drunk Canuck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBgWTHV2Pg

What's the context here?

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:29

resistentialism: Aug 13, 2007

bltzn posted:

What's the context here?

he was a fat gently caress

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:35

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

https://twitter.com/EatsFood2/status/1497665707944857604

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:39

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

So do they think all the people in jail consented to be there, or did they just not know the magic words?

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:48

Chunderbucket: Aug 31, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Powershift posted:

So do they think all the people in jail consented to be there, or did they just not know the magic words?

"Alakazam, Alakazoom, make this jail wall fall down and go boom"

# ? Feb 26, 2022 22:55

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

"this is your police here guys. this is what you want"

ah to be born anew every day

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:09

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Powershift posted:

So do they think all the people in jail consented to be there, or did they just not know the magic words?

Basically. From Meads vs Meads:

quote:

B. Obligation Requires Agreement

[379] A second common OPCA [Organized Pseudolegal Commercial Argument] litigation category is grounded in a belief that all legally enforceable rights require that a person agree to be subject to those obligations. This strategy takes two closely related forms:

1. every binding legal obligation emerges from a contract, and

2. consent is required before an obligation can be enforced.

[380] Persons who advance this concept extend it to interactions between state actors, including Canada and the provinces, and individual persons. This is a kind of �magic hat�; the OPCA litigant says he or she has not agreed to be governed or subject to court authority, and the OPCA litigant is therefore allegedly immune.

[381] Sometimes OPCA litigants and gurus express this global concept as that they only engage in commerce; this seems to be an attempt to declare that any interaction between persons and/or state actors is a contract. This may explain the curious but common manner in which I find myself addressed in OPCA correspondence, �John Rooke, carrying out business as Associate Chief Justice John Rooke�.

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:12

Brandon Proust: Jun 22, 2006; "Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

flakeloaf posted:

it's ok i'm ethnic ham

# ? Feb 27, 2022 02:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

it's ok i'm ethnic ham

goddamn

# ? Feb 27, 2022 02:39

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

bltzn posted:

What's the context here?

that rob ford was a lying fat gently caress and mammo loved to kiss his rear end at any moment

# ? Feb 27, 2022 03:10

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Drunk Canuck posted:

that rob ford was a lying fat gently caress and mammo loved to kiss his rear end at any moment

It's seriously some schoolyard bully poo poo. "What did you just say to me?" with his crony Mammoliti cornering this guy who was brave enough to insult that loving slob to his face.

Also anytime I see Mammoliti I'm reminded of one of the funniest digs to come out of Toronto municipal politics (maybe from this forum, maybe from a tweet, idk): "Mammoliti sounds like an Italian word for a grown man who still breastfeeds."

# ? Feb 27, 2022 03:26

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 20:56

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

I hope all Manitobans are boycotting Morden's Russian mints as a show of solidarity with Ukraine

# ? Feb 27, 2022 11:43

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