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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1496990699631394824

I've been squinting at this for like five minutes trying to see if I'm about to fall for a joke.

no, but Louis probably will be

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 05:21
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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/ShitpostRandom/status/1497073277881176081?s=20&t=GYc49N3lX2dLdOjdracgDA

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 05:46
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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Biplane posted:

This is what computer programmers have been doing with their time and our money

They have played us for absolute fools

Please god none I'll ever work with...

The closet I've ever come is

code:
Row row; // row your boat!
but that's just a dumb joke, it's not completely meaningless gibberish.

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 05:48
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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares

Scarodactyl posted:

Super racist. And I got three boats. was great.
* # ? Feb 26, 2022 05:49
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moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

Pththya-lyi posted:

https://twitter.com/ShitpostRandom/status/1497073277881176081?s=20&t=GYc49N3lX2dLdOjdracgDA
oh i love Shenko from Rrusia

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 12:35
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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1497243561640828954

I am happy that the thread introduced me to this account.

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 15:02
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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

SimonChris posted:

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1497243561640828954

I am happy that the thread introduced me to this account.

yeah it's pretty tremendous

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1497583612438331398?t=lybcS9enlshbcQq9uAT4yg&s=19

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 15:58
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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


 A shame it wasn't a cerebellar girlfriend instead, that would be more useful in that situation

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 16:29
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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Mr. Lobe posted:

A shame it wasn't a cerebellar girlfriend instead, that would be more useful in that situation

:dadjoke:

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 17:45
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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
 That’s a good username/post combo

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 18:33
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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Rainbow Knight posted:

yeah it's pretty tremendous

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1497583612438331398?t=lybcS9enlshbcQq9uAT4yg&s=19

lol so random

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 18:40
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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1497387438972489732?s=21

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 18:48
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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

sassassin posted:

lol so random

it's cute okay?

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 19:11
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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1497387438972489732?s=21

https://twitter.com/pollen196/status/1497136409899065366?s=20&t=WYkgtWj2n3B89x5zgeM_2w

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 21:56
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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Lobok posted:

https://twitter.com/pollen196/status/1497136409899065366?s=20&t=WYkgtWj2n3B89x5zgeM_2w

Are...are you okay?

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 21:57
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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Why would that make him mad

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 22:54
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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

 I'd be mad all the time if my name was Bryce

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 22:54
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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Pokemon gym leader rear end name

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 23:23
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sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

kazil posted:

I'd be mad all the time if my name was Bryce

Chex-sounding name motherfucker

* # ? Feb 26, 2022 23:29
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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why would that make him mad

Because much like repeating the first word in a sentence for effect, being performatively mad on Twitter is a good way to get likes and retweets

Freaquency has a new favorite as of 00:49 on Feb 27, 2022

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 00:46
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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1497387438972489732?s=21
Has that replier never heard of baby showers?

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 03:28
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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/billcorbett/status/1497673351069937664?s=21

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 05:10
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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Freaquency posted:

Because much like repeating the first word in a sentence for effect, being performatively mad on Twitter is a good way to get likes and retweets

The replies have what appear to be zoomers salty about getting dunked on

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 06:31
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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

 https://twitter.com/nocontxtsonic/status/1497255069128953862?t=p7wb_CFFRAoafnpHWwt1dA&s=19

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 07:47
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kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you
https://mobile.twitter.com/WipeHomophobia/status/1497940562141491201

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 17:53
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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The replies have what appear to be zoomers salty about getting dunked on

How does saying you don’t like something mean your dunking on someone

Honestly the tweeter just looks whiny

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 17:57
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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/elienyc/status/1497690759859945475?s=21

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LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/nocontxtsonic/status/1497255069128953862?t=p7wb_CFFRAoafnpHWwt1dA&s=19

When we got my daughter vaccinated, there was a coloring area with sheets kids could draw on and tape on the wall while they were under 15 minute observation for allergic reactions. All the drawings were like this. Lots of Among Us with "COVID is sus".

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/gro_tsen/status/1498013645695029253

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 20:53
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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/gro_tsen/status/1498013645695029253

why she hate genghis khan so much

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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Jabberlock posted:

why she hate genghis khan so much

You don't have an ancestor you would gently caress with?

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 22:52
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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/elienyc/status/1497690759859945475?s=21

There's one way out of this and it's not cheap or easy. "Guess who's going ____ shopping!"

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 23:03
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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

 https://twitter.com/GinaGoesOutside/status/1497621671447957505?t=dLW35BCVMwIZp7uEA5NaSQ&s=19

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Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
 That's an amazing hat.

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 23:30
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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014

Atticus_1354 posted:

You don't have an ancestor you would gently caress with?

probably my ancestor too so maybe

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 23:35
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Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Flint_Paper posted:

https://twitter.com/GinaGoesOutside/status/1497621671447957505?t=dLW35BCVMwIZp7uEA5NaSQ&s=19

i have this hat and its my favorite

big fan of that hat

* # ? Feb 27, 2022 23:52
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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

 Why doesn’t the hat hat hat have a hat on it

* # ? Feb 28, 2022 00:24
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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/espiers/status/1498036357343723524?s=21

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

freeedr posted:

Why doesn’t the hat hat hat have a hat on it

HathathatHAT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwtI1bLXSsg

* # ? Feb 28, 2022 01:40
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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

 https://twitter.com/gapingmaws/status/1497942021461270528?t=3v-u5zl3eFDRZIEW753P2g&s=19

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