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Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:

isn't this the same video from yesterday but they've just flipped it around?

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


He's real (if gently caress).

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

it appears the russians are in a full retreat from kharkov. doesn't look good...

https://files.catbox.moe/bla870.mp4

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Le Saboteur posted:

Definitely that guys wife telling him to get the gently caress away from the window there.

time to find a concrete wall or a thick af tub imo

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
https://twitter.com/locust9/status/1497841404873216000?s=20&t=1g5Fo19jdhYeRscJ34wBAw

the gently caress is wrong with these people

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

WrasslorMonkey posted:

He's real (if gently caress).

as real as you are

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

it appears the russians are in a full retreat from kharkov. doesn't look good...

https://files.catbox.moe/bla870.mp4

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1497843171841216512

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Abandoned Russian vehicles at Shevchenko street in Kharkiv. Russian SOF hiding in civilian residences

izagoof
Feb 14, 2004

Grimey Drawer

whoever itt said they see everything in terms of movie plots was dead on

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

it appears the russians are in a full retreat from kharkov. doesn't look good...

https://files.catbox.moe/bla870.mp4

lmao

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Hearing reports all over the internet that the ghosts of the 13 martyrs who were killed defending snake island have joined with the battle against the Russians, who are now being driven back on their staging areas across the borders! Ukraine is secure!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The Battle of Kyiv 2022 is going down in history as the literal, real life Come and See

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tiler Kiwi posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MGwin46/status/1497791172500148233

im going to metamorphize into one of those really old and hosed up sad souls game bosses, just quoting these tweets at people beating the poo poo out of me

wow dozens of ukrainians huh id hate to think how outraged this guy would be if somebody did something really stupid that killed a lot more ukrainians than that

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Zelensky says they can't negotiate in Belarus if they are participating in the war.

Also Russian sources are implying he left Kyiv again, which is very petty.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
always with these "civil society" creeplords

https://mobile.twitter.com/mhmck/status/1497817632619311105

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


could they not just use a real battle and make it a little bit more in line with reality??

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:
why the gently caress is ukraine forming a foreign legion

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010


Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Liberal opinions make more sense if you remember that when they are interpreting world events, they psychologically think they are watching a movie.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

the ost to this game owns btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR6JnalpRf0

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
People are loving dead and these stupid motherfucemrs are quoting star trek and Harry Potter and Mar El movies and the lords of the rings because they're so loving detached from reality they can't imagine things in a real way, everything ties back to cinematic touch stones because they've psychically self mutilated.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
and cspammers opinions make more sense if you remember they are slacking off at work when they are posting, wishing they were watching a movie

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


looking to the east at dawn on the fifth day and oh poo poo it's just more russians

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Homeless Friend posted:

time to find a concrete wall or a thick af tub imo

talking about women like this is shameful in 2022 but also i cannot condemn people looking for the best ways to stay alive. eat your carbs, girl

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


The barbaric Russians, tainted by Varangian blood, jealous of their Slavic betters

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

looking to the east at dawn on the fifth day and oh poo poo it's just more russians

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Horizon Burning posted:

why the gently caress is ukraine forming a foreign legion

it worked for Rhodesia for a bit

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
this is just like enemy at the gates

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Tankbuster posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

dunno why but the content of the post + the probation is making me laugh out loud lmfao

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


HiroProtagonist posted:

doing a 920 heel flip shove it wasbappin over the whole donbass while Putin and Biden look on nodding in admiration

More like the DOMBASS region amirite

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



Right? The ents weren't even at Helm's Deep!

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:
remember that convoy of fifty six tanks that got destroyed by the ukranians?

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/02/26/7326282/

Ukrainian troops defending Chernihiv region blew up 56 tanks of diesel fuel that were being transported by a Russian military convoy.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Putin is the Balrog and Zelensky is Gandalf. The bridge of Khazad-Dûm is I dunno some fuckin bridge in Ukraine. The rest of the fellowship is a bunch of Ukrainian people I guess

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Horizon Burning posted:

why the gently caress is ukraine forming a foreign legion

nobody wants to die alone

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
Also...uh, Helm's Deep didn't exactly go great for the actual non-main character defenders. Reminds me of stories about Wake Island in WWII. Some soldier had someone gleefully send a message along about how the press was calling them a modern Alamo, as if that was a good thing.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

it appears the russians are in a full retreat from kharkov. doesn't look good...

https://files.catbox.moe/bla870.mp4

lmao

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Goon Boots posted:

Right? The ents weren't even at Helm's Deep!

oh gently caress you're right

these people are loving deranged beyond belief

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Boba Pearl posted:

People are loving dead and these stupid motherfucemrs are quoting star trek and Harry Potter and Mar El movies and the lords of the rings because they're so loving detached from reality they can't imagine things in a real way, everything ties back to cinematic touch stones because they've psychically self mutilated.

The internet is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the internet is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears online emerges as raw experience for those who post. Therefore Twitter is reality, and reality is less than Twitter.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

CODChimera posted:

oh gently caress you're right

these people are loving deranged beyond belief

In the books the ents were at helms deep

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Smythe posted:

dunno why but the content of the post + the probation is making me laugh out loud lmfao

it says a lot about your character

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