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Sorry for the double post but BIG SEASONING is killing me. We really need a Control Your Narrative thread so all the dumb funny poo poo these guys pull in March doesn't bury the rest of the indies discussion
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Big Seasoning better the gently caress be a nickname for Braun.
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Feb 28, 2022 04:51
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Are they declaring new spices/seasonings or are they just going to give me salt and pepper in its purest form which is...?
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What is a #Project? A “Project” is the proverbial aspiring “sports-entertainment” performer seeking “opportunity” to live their “dream.” In the world of the “corporate wrestling brands” you are referred to as an “extra.” You are paid a meager penance to stand awkwardly in ill fitting dress clothes. Scenario 1: you are led blindly through the “dark” into a match that you are not prepared for. You are sacrificed for the “corporate good.” You have a minor accolade that you humble brag about on social media. Quickly forgotten validation. You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.” Scenario 2: you are put into outfit that says “SECURITY” or “POLICE.” Your authority is not respected and you, again, are sacrificed for the “corporate good.” You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.” Scenario 3: You are fed adequately via “catering.” Nobody recognizes you exist. You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.” Why become a #Project? A #Project understands this circle is endless and contrived. Seeks something more. Deeper purpose. Through #ControlYourNarrative they can “become who they are supposed to be.” What does a #Project do? A #Project is prepared to forgo their independent “sports-entertainment” persona and destroy this past through the trial and tribulation of The Narrative. A #Project assumes their “Project Number” as their new handle. This number is their choice and must never be forgotten. A #Project fills out their #ProjectNarrative Initiation Form. Signs this as both an NDA and waiver of liability. A #Project attends a respective #ProjectNarrative Seminar where they will: -Perform their Sports-Entertainment Persona. -Undergo Psycho Analyzation by members of The Narrative. -Brain Dump their truth. Their authentic selves. -Accept criticism, critiques, and (verbal) castration. -and finally, FIGHT. Upon completion of the #ProjectNarrative seminar, the #Project has access and opportunity within #ControlYourNarrative. Their number will be called to assist on ‘Fight Night’ set-up, promotional assistance, sponsor related sucking up activities, nefarious narrative business, while most importantly become eligible for prime position to fight in #ControlYourNarrative sanctioned events, and character developing segments on #ControlYourNarrative televised features. Favoritism and Politics WILL BE PLAYED. How to become a #Project? Purchase your #ProjectPackage This includes: #Project sanctioned attire (1 Branded Black Hood. 1 Branded Black T-Shirt) #ProjectNarrative Tenants (the hand written ec3 manifesto on 10 Foundations of Professional Wrestling) Your #ProjectNarrative Initiation Form Entry into your #ProjectNarrative Seminar (hosted by ec3 and members of #CYN) The first step into the next phase of your life. Eligible only to TRAINED SPORTS-ENTERTAINERS. (If you are not, your money will not be refunded and #CYN has rights to refuse anyone and everyone.) (If you feel this is a grift, you have not been in the professional wrestling industry long enough.) We here at #ControlYourNarrative look forward to taking those who choose this bold endeavor into our fold. You are taking back #Control You are prepared to fight for your #Freedom. Through #CYN you will find #Purpose. -The Narrator
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Feb 28, 2022 05:08
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TV Zombie posted:Are they declaring new spices/seasonings or are they just going to give me salt and pepper in its purest form which is...? Stop contaminating your food with unpronounceable chemistry experiments like "cumin" (sounds like 'cum', maybe?) and "oh-reg-ano"! Are you even eating if you're not rolling a chicken breast in creatine?
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Feb 28, 2022 05:21
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:What is a #Project? Holy poo poo 
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Feb 28, 2022 05:27
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waiting, desperately, for the first "EC3 didn't pay me" tweets
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Feb 28, 2022 05:34
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FREE THE NARRATIVE https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3995024
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coconono posted:Struggles and Ron > KG and Emil all loving day. Emil and Larry Legend tho, whole different level. Is there a gimmick for Struggles or what? Because the last ICW show he sounded like he just got wasted and then started talking about random poo poo. Like is that his gimmick? Because if it is I will admit that I just don't like it and I find it detracts from the matches.
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Feb 28, 2022 06:42
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SalTheBard posted:Is there a gimmick for Struggles or what? Because the last ICW show he sounded like he just got wasted and then started talking about random poo poo. Like is that his gimmick? Because if it is I will admit that I just don't like it and I find it detracts from the matches. he was drunk and freaked out a fan was trying to fight him. That’s why Shlak set up his merch table right behind commentary. The proper struggles experience is Struggles being weirded the gently caress out by the violence and the people cheering it on while Ron sets the stage with some colorful witticisms until Struggles yells LETS FUCKIN GO because this is all there truly is to life. It’s the prime truths of the human existence laid uncomfortably bare.
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Feb 28, 2022 07:06
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:Holy poo poo Sooooo... this is dressing up the usual 'nameless geek sets up ring and sells tickets to his friends and if they're lucky they can work a 5 minute match before the actual bell time' poo poo with a bunch of cult-esque nonsense, yeah?
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Feb 28, 2022 12:49
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CYN reminds me of the cult in “It’s always sunny” so I can hope it ends with Braun eating a poo poo sandwich and EC3 going in to space
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Feb 28, 2022 13:22
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:What is a #Project? Between this piece of writing and the CYN Shopify store being based out of Portland I'm starting to think the Narrator is Brandon Stroud
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Feb 28, 2022 22:05
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coconono posted:he was drunk and freaked out a fan was trying to fight him. That’s why Shlak set up his merch table right behind commentary. Ohhhh ok. I didn't understand what was going on with Shlak and his merchandise booth or why they kept talking about it
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well Shlak is very loud. and very dumb. I still think about the time Shlak was utterly baffled why everyone was mad at Maria Manic for booking him on the queerdrag wrestling show
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:(If you feel this is a grift, you have not been in the professional wrestling industry long enough.) There's not enough laughter in the world to laugh at this hard enough. All the mizarks are in the drat locker room!
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Mar 1, 2022 02:30
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It’s going to be very disappointing when Control Your Narrative turns out to be a domestic terrorism group and not a very funny wrestling promotion.
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Lumbermouth posted:It’s going to be very disappointing when Control Your Narrative turns out to be a domestic terrorism group and not a very funny wrestling promotion. If they're trying to speedrun Fight Club, they're already missing the point, because it is already far too cishet
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:This has to be the funniest match description ever Control Your Narrative is the most divorced wrestling promotion in history.
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The boys are back in town https://twitter.com/deadlockpro/status/1498795220401418242?s=20&t=ji8IzfRr4JSMTpIArd6Lrg
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John Morrison is on the Bloodsport show and they're doing Biff Busick vs Moxley on it. Also Sadika vs Pagano in a lucha extrema match on Wrld on Lucha
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Mar 2, 2022 01:43
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Minoru Suzuki's Spring Break dream match is.... Effy
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https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1498822015410745351 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L;LDFKJG;SLDKFJGH;SLEKRJNTL;KSDJNFGB
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Pinwiz11 posted:https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1498822015410745351 I've never been so happy to accidentally buy tickets to the wrong show cause this is gonna whip.
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just saw that Speedball is on that show and why wouldn't you book Speedball vs Suzuki instead of Effy or doing Dickinson vs Suzuki Bloodsport Part 2
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KungFu Grip posted:just saw that Speedball is on that show and why wouldn't you book Speedball vs Suzuki instead of Effy or doing Dickinson vs Suzuki Bloodsport Part 2 They are doing Dickinson-Suzuki at Bloodsport. Speedball-Suzuki would be a good project for somewhere else, it makes too much sense in the surface for a Spring Break match.
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Deathlove posted:They are doing Dickinson-Suzuki at Bloodsport. Yeah especially for the late night show, which is supposed to be a insane clusterfuck by design. Effy vs Suzuki makes perfect sense in that context. Is Suzuki on part 1 or only part 2?
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https://twitter.com/defyNW/status/1499094713831510017 yooooo
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Eddie has had to cancel two shows at DEFY in Seattle already, lol if it happens again He made it to Portland though at least! The schedule DEFY has set for this year is insane, and they need more shows in Portland. driving to Seattle and back home immediately after sucks so bad. The armory they use in Portland is awful but welp. https://twitter.com/defynw/status/1498390344798547975?s=21
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Hoping Speedball's enjoyed this time of being back in the US indies https://twitter.com/GCWrestling_/status/1499831888399192068 He won't have it for much longer on account of being dead on that show
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Hoodslam is live on twitch tonight at 7 PM PT/10 PM ET. I’ll be doing some production stuff tonight, should be fun! Crowd looks to be pretty big again as it’s an outdoor show https://twitch.tv/hoodslam https://twitter.com/hoodslam/status/1495078698969493504?s=21
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Mar 4, 2022 23:39
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https://twitter.com/ProWrestlingEVE/status/1499866087076335621 someone tell Rarity
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this card is insane https://twitter.com/WCProOfficial/status/1499827897774723073
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uh dont know where else to post this but i guess allegations have come out about GCW's aj grey and matt justice
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https://twitter.com/EnjoyWrestle/status/1501605480455720960 Good talent for Pitt Goons
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Mar 9, 2022 18:17
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https://twitter.com/WrestlePrestige/status/1501653147512492034 gently caress
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Mar 9, 2022 21:26
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Masha Slamovich just wrestled Gary Jay at my local group (Journey Pro) and she's loving awesome.
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Mar 10, 2022 16:25
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More important question: Did she murder Gary Jay?
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NEW 5 is in the process of being posted. Technically their 4th numbered show, but NEW 4 had to be postponed. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfw6JkYCbX88Z0D3Adzehjvkrcd11bHOR
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