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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Ok sure Liz hosed up, but imagine the scenario if Johnson was still Foreign Sec. He'd probably have committed troops accidentally by misquoting some classical mythology.

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biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



mrpwase posted:

My car likes to just really get stuck in on the old carbon emissions lark (or in other words it is a Volkswagen diesel), after two years of failing emissions tests it's been prescribed premium diesel because apparently it keeps the fuel system cleaner? No problems so far anyway because the MOT isn't til October, there will probably still be problems then

It's a "bloke I know" story, but I've been told that 1 WEIRD trick, MoT Testers HATE it to help with older diesel cars is taking them for an 'italian tune-up' the day before the MoT.
ymmv, when I first handed over my older VW Group diesel a few years ago to my garage for servicing and MoT after the new emission laws came in they told me that by then they had put around a hundred older diesels through the MoT and not one had failed for emissions.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Lungboy posted:

Putin naming Truss specifically as to blame for him ratcheting up the nuclear rhetoric

I'll bet she's tickled pink that senpai even knows her name

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
What are the chances of Russia invading the Ukraine becoming a bigger self inflicted ball kicking by a state than Brexit was for the UK?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


He's extreme far right, racist, homophobic, crushes dissent and starts unprovoked wars of aggression based on his feels. He's exactly what the BBC are looking for in a Labour leader.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

Marmaduke! posted:

I'll bet she's tickled pink that senpai even knows her name

Well, sort of:

quote:

Peskov: "There were unacceptable statements about possible conflict situations and even confrontations and clashes between Nato and Russa. I will not name the authors of these statements, although it was the British foreign secretary"

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Tony Time

e: oh wow there were more pages huh

knox_harrington fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Feb 28, 2022

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

biglads posted:

It's a "bloke I know" story, but I've been told that 1 WEIRD trick, MoT Testers HATE it to help with older diesel cars is taking them for an 'italian tune-up' the day before the MoT.
ymmv, when I first handed over my older VW Group diesel a few years ago to my garage for servicing and MoT after the new emission laws came in they told me that by then they had put around a hundred older diesels through the MoT and not one had failed for emissions.

Yeah if the diesel particulate filter is clogged due to lots of city driving, short trips, or low quality fuel getting out for a long motorway run will burn that off so can definitely help with PM emissions but won't do much for NOx etc if the engine is otherwise running dirty.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Answers Me posted:

Well, sort of:

I won't name the person who said this.
Let's just call them L. Truss.
No that's too obvious.
Let's just call them Lizz T.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

https://twitter.com/AuthorOfFiction/status/1498265978823757824

two different cartoonists, i know, but still...

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Lungboy posted:

Putin naming Truss specifically as to blame for him ratcheting up the nuclear rhetoric

I thought this was going to be because of her statement that people from the UK can go to fight in Ukraine.

It's illegal for UK citizens to fight in a war that the UK isn't officially participating in, so you could read her statement as a declaration of war with Russia.

killerwhat
May 13, 2010


A couple of tweet replies said that the newer cartoon was racist against Patel. Is it? Maybe I’m missing something.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


killerwhat posted:

A couple of tweet replies said that the newer cartoon was racist against Patel. Is it? Maybe I’m missing something.
Racialised caricature? Although I'm not aware of hook nose, big ears, & prominent jaw being Indian stereotypes. But Patel doesn't really have any of those things so maybe they are?

e: could be that the cartoonist just isn't aware of the correct racisms to do so threw in a mish-mash of all the other ones they could think of?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Obviously the sensible centrist amount of immigration is correct.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


The guy I work with who has a wife in Ukraine is happy now. She has made it across the border into Moldova where they have given her, her sister and her mother free accommodation in a youth hostel.

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

Borrovan posted:

Racialised caricature? Although I'm not aware of hook nose, big ears, & prominent jaw being Indian stereotypes. But Patel doesn't really have any of those things so maybe they are?

e: could be that the cartoonist just isn't aware of the correct racisms to do so threw in a mish-mash of all the other ones they could think of?

Thanks, it could be!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
British journalists would rather empower autocracy than go to therapy over their bizarre sexual hangups.

https://twitter.com/TabitaSurge/status/1498241805619507205

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah I have also noticed that they basically agree with everything he says so it would be much more consistent if they just said he was right to invade and destroy the effeminite westerners.

But no apparently we need big hard manly men to wrestle with the big hard, rippling muscles of the eastern hordes, only by being bigger, harder, more ripped, more flexing, bigger beards, bigger hands, all over our enemies bodies while we glare intensely at each other, only then can we defeat the homosexualizing influences in society.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Feb 28, 2022

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Evgeny's tugging at his collar:

https://twitter.com/JAHeale/status/1498299766027046912

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

He's not one of the first - Oleg Deripaska did it already. But it's not surprising that Evgeny would follow; it's fairly widely believed that he's gay, and while that might be gutter journalism it's certainly not going to enamour him to or of an extreme homophobe like Putin.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
So how long until right-wing Brexiteers start getting all butthurt that the international community is passing them by, that British influence over events in Ukraine is minuscule compared to EU/US machinations, and all their armchair generalship counts for gently caress all?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Answers Me posted:

So how long until right-wing Brexiteers start getting all butthurt that the international community is passing them by, that British influence over events in Ukraine is minuscule compared to EU/US machinations, and all their armchair generalship counts for gently caress all?

100 billion trillion years

E: oh wait sorry I thought you said how long til they accept it. They're already red, nude and angry

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Answers Me posted:

So how long until right-wing Brexiteers start getting all butthurt that the international community is passing them by, that British influence over events in Ukraine is minuscule compared to EU/US machinations, and all their armchair generalship counts for gently caress all?

They'll just deny it and trumpet the stories where politicians insist britain is leading the world in sanctions or supporting refugees or whatever else even when there's stories running alongside about how much more other countries are doing or about what we're happily ignoring re everything that goes on in London.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


That's literally what all of the posturing about weak woke decadence is about, they're angrily lashing out at the kids and their modern sensibilities in a vain attempt to recapture a fantastical lost past full of glory. It's all the evil of the empire ultra-concentrated into a searing fascist core as their sphere of influence shrinks into a corncob.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They hate us for our freedoms, also I hate us for our freedoms.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

That's literally what all of the posturing about weak woke decadence is about, they're angrily lashing out at the kids and their modern sensibilities in a vain attempt to recapture a fantastical lost past full of glory. It's all the evil of the empire ultra-concentrated into a searing fascist core as their sphere of influence shrinks into a corncob.

You're absolutely right, but I prefer it when this sentiment is expressed via the narrative convention of Norman and his Wife

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1498265347824177154?s=19

Lmao imagine dying in a nuclear hell fire because the pork markets lady can't shut the gently caress up.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

On the subject of the impending nuclear apocalypse, the Western media have translated the Russian word that should have been 'elevated' to 'high', so they are reporting that the nuclear forces are on high alert, while failing to mention that Putin has raised it from the lowest level to the second lowest level. There are still two levels to go....

https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1497952720841584647

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

British journalists would rather empower autocracy than go to therapy over their bizarre sexual hangups.

https://twitter.com/TabitaSurge/status/1498241805619507205

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1498308656412205057

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



I mean, man is it on brand for Liz Truss to have critically failed a diplomacy check so badly it starts a nuclear war, but the idea that Putin listened to her vacuous threats and was either a)actually intimidated or b)felt that he should be intimidated is utterly ridiculous.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
My mostly apolitical mum who gets all her news from the mainstream media is currently besides herself with worry thinking Russia's going to start an actual global nuclear war and let me tell you all these misleading breathless headlines about readiness levels and 'pushing the button' on the BBC are not helping. Usually I'd just tell her to stop being such a worrier and make a joke of it but I'm actually pretty mad at all these dumbass journos because she's genuinely almost in tears on the phone.

fuctifino posted:

On the subject of the impending nuclear apocalypse, the Western media have translated the Russian word that should have been 'elevated' to 'high', so they are reporting that the nuclear forces are on high alert, while failing to mention that Putin has raised it from the lowest level to the second lowest level. There are still two levels to go....

https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1497952720841584647

Yes, this is exactly what's getting me. Putin's an rear end in a top hat, sure, but the reporting is needlessly sensationalist. He's raised Russia's readiness level by one, still miles off critical. He said he'd 'push the button' apparently years ago, admitting it would be a catastrophic thing to have to do. That's exactly the same thing every British party leader falls over themselves to say, and what Corbyn was eviscerated for failing to do back in the day. But because it's Putin this is apparently evidence he has a hair trigger on the ICBMs.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Feb 28, 2022

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


fuctifino posted:

On the subject of the impending nuclear apocalypse, the Western media have translated the Russian word that should have been 'elevated' to 'high', so they are reporting that the nuclear forces are on high alert, while failing to mention that Putin has raised it from the lowest level to the second lowest level. There are still two levels to go....

https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1497952720841584647

I love an oblique scale that could be read in any particular order and make just as much sense.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

ThomasPaine posted:

My mostly apolitical mum who gets all her news from the mainstream media is currently besides herself with worry thinking Russia's going to start an actual global nuclear war and let me tell you all these misleading breathless headlines about readiness levels and 'pushing the button' on the BBC are not helping. Usually I'd just tell her to stop being such a worrier and make a joke of it but I'm actually pretty mad at all these dumbass journos because she's genuinely almost in tears on the phone.

And yet they all ignore the Actual For Real Locked-In Apocalypse that's coming down the tube

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
All countries should use a nuclear threat scale based on the Nando's 'how many chillis are we talking about here' chart.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

CONSTANT is a wierd way of describing the lowest level. I mean, I know what it's going for, but still.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

CONSTANT is a wierd way of describing the lowest level. I mean, I know what it's going for, but still.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Guavanaut posted:

British journalists would rather empower autocracy than go to therapy over their bizarre sexual hangups.

https://twitter.com/TabitaSurge/status/1498241805619507205

These people are the whiniest bitches "oh no, some men dress fancy, Putin will take over the world."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That or "oh no, some men dress fancy, Putin pls take over the world."

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Putin will take over the world to destroy the effeminate west which is bad because I wanted to do that.

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