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Booze ANNIHALATOR
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:10 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:37 |
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Will Not Be DEFINED By His Past Of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:13 |
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Uh is the narrator Tom Green
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:21 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I'm "THE ESSENTIAL CHARACHTER" and I'm also the guy unsure if that's a typo or a new word they invented. it's hard to tell when you're operating on this many levels of destrucity
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:22 |
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“big seasoning” the essential character 3
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:24 |
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Lumbermouth posted:This roster page is incredible: https://www.freethenarrative.com/pages/essential-talent lmfao i changed my mind this is amazing
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:25 |
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use your three minutes to just do the shane promo at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPbfcOJqZHI fake edit: I loving love Big Seasoning
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:25 |
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DLC Inc posted:it just feels like Fight Club 2: Direct To DVD. it bears constant repetition, but cishets are always missing the entire point of Fight Club and The Matrix lmao
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:25 |
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master of the axe (guitar)
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:26 |
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I need to get on that money train from Big Seasoning
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:26 |
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daddy bear of the death match 😏
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:26 |
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imagining how bizarre and insane CYN would have been if AEW didn't exist and Mox, Malakai, and Eddie were all there lol
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:27 |
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ASenileAnimal posted:master of the axe (guitar) Apparently that dude was in Mushroomhead
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:28 |
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This is the greatest company ever
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:30 |
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It's like a wrestling promotion for dudes so sad they're not in WWE that they're just cult torturing themselves. Wild.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:30 |
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Hundred bones to (hopefully) taunt Cody for three minutes is a decent bargain
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:32 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:It's like a wrestling promotion for dudes so sad they're not in WWE that they're just cult torturing themselves. Wild. the "pay to berate your least favorite wrestler for 3 minutes" offer is a new level of pathetic
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:33 |
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The Dick's Last Resort of wrestling but if you pay enough you get to be rude
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:34 |
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Barry Bluejeans posted:the "pay to berate your least favorite wrestler for 3 minutes" offer is a new level of pathetic Its the natural endpoint of Cameo
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:34 |
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the roster page reads like a bunch of d&d character sheets for people that run a pyramid scheme.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:36 |
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500 dollar cuck room with your favorite wrestler who just has to take it
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:37 |
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ah. Matt Sydal is on the roster page.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:38 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:500 dollar cuck room with your favorite wrestler who just has to take it Hey now, it’s only $100 and you also get an EC3 t-shirt.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:38 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:46 |
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Reserve my #RANTROOM time with EC3 himself, drinking vial after vial of steroids, denying him even a sip
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:48 |
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I won't spend a single dollar on this company but in the last 24 hours (maybe just because of this thread), it's really turned a corner on being something that I will probably pay attention to at least a little to see how hilariously this all turns out. EC3 used to just be a funny weird guy in his Derrick Bateman days (we should have seen the writing on the wall with the last name) and I'm starting to think there's at least part of him that's in on the joke and that this isn't 100% serious.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:50 |
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EC3 was a pretty funny guy in Impact, his parody of the Deletion poo poo wasn't bad and he's actually a pretty good actor. The Jervis poo poo in the 2nd episode with "Jervis thought GOOD MANNERS would save him" as he gets loving destroyed made me laugh, as did the "your creator only had one son: ROMAN" line so I can't even tell how much of this is for real or not. Either way the actual wrestling is the least interesting part given how frantically filmed and poorly lit it is lol.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 19:58 |
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Has EC3 always been this unhinged or did the WWE run break him
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:10 |
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Benne posted:Has EC3 always been this unhinged or did the WWE run break him He was definitely doing a lot of weird "anti-humor" type stuff when he was on the gameshow version of NXT. That's the only thing that makes me wonder if this isn't real. Or, at least, if EC3's the one person who knows it's not serious.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:12 |
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Benne posted:Has EC3 always been this unhinged or did the WWE run break him He has always been this guy, except now he is finally entertaining.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:13 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:He was definitely doing a lot of weird "anti-humor" type stuff when he was on the gameshow version of NXT. That's the only thing that makes me wonder if this isn't real. Or, at least, if EC3's the one person who knows it's not serious. Yeah let me just give a wrestler the benefit of the doubt re:being insane that always works great
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:15 |
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Wonder how long Tony is going to let Matt Sydal do this?
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:19 |
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NARRATIVE, IN CONTROL TO MOLOCH I SOLD MY SOUL EXCLUSIVELY ON GOP TV.
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:22 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:38 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:42 |
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I hope they share the footage from the #RANTROOM afterwards. Wanna see the best owns the Narrative Enthusiasts can get going in 180 seconds
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:46 |
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Ya know, it only says you have no consequences during those three minutes. Nothing about what happens afterward
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 20:53 |
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drat, they got mike sempervive??
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# ? Feb 28, 2022 21:14 |
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If its all the same to you bill carr I'd really rather not
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