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The Neal!
Sep 3, 2004

HAY GUYZ! I want to be a director
https://twitter.com/silicone_angel/status/1497965742196674568?s=20&t=ZHxdwWDKuz7bCYj5Md3hbw

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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

https://twitter.com/aalong64/status/1498017091466629120?t=WJeLxbXbTwzeLjFHTcWoSg&s=19

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
thread

https://twitter.com/MVBramley/status/1497454851529322497

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/dougjballoon/status/1498094286553952258?s=21

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Look he's just doing some stealth advertising for Beneath a Woke Sky, spiritual sequel to the PC adventure game Beneath a Steel Sky.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1498279188247330832

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If only he always kept his politics close to his chest.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/SeanRMoorhead/status/1498328527828967424

https://twitter.com/KindaHagi/status/1498338051197702148

EDC memes

zoux has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Feb 28, 2022

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

How refreshing to see pro-vax boomer memes.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

This is adorable

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

You could just not worry about it, Sean.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheRealHoarse/status/1498019627502297089

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/poodlesnarf/status/1498276508409810948

https://twitter.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1493715645351043079

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/1460656660494667782

https://twitter.com/dumbidot1/status/1497630559702601730

https://twitter.com/GraceGFreud/status/1498075666100613122

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Some takes are so hot that they're radioactive:

https://twitter.com/Empty_America/status/1498337271115886606?s=20&t=U4UpmgBsrW7MyfhO_4fNIw

https://twitter.com/Empty_America/status/1498398932514353159?s=20&t=U4UpmgBsrW7MyfhO_4fNIw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If 75% of humanity is wiped out in a nuclear exchange, I will be calling in sick.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

these dudes are so loving excited for “when the poo poo hits the fan” because they all think they’ll be Immortan Joe

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


He heard "it is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism" and nodded along like yes, this is a good thing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I'm a computer toucher so my good friend Mr EMP says no, no I will not.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


But based on my research so far, it's more survivable than you think. The key to survival is realistic optimism and a positive mental attitude, also not being under a nuclear bomb when it goes off I'd assume

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

You'll still have to go to work, but not like punching in down at the factory or going into the office. More like caving in your neighbour's skull with a rock to steal his foraged radioactive berries.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

There’s always a catch

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

"Yes hi, IRS? I'd like to get an extension on my taxes because of the nuclear exchange that just happened.

Oh wait, you were a customer service representative yesterday and now you're Treasury Secretary? That's so cool!"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Don't miss the NBC foreign correspondents pining for an unthinkable escalation in hostilties

https://twitter.com/selectedwisdom/status/1498411397553737730

https://twitter.com/RichardEngel/status/1498381591306981379

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



projecthalaxy posted:

But based on my research so far, it's more survivable than you think. The key to survival is realistic optimism and a positive mental attitude, also not being under a nuclear bomb when it goes off I'd assume

Or have a need for anything that came from a geographic area that'd be under a bomb

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

All this convoy of bloodthirsty invaders talk is giving me serious Fox News vibes.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

All this convoy of bloodthirsty invaders talk is giving me serious Fox News vibes.

Just like Fox News they are being paid to say those things.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Engel in particular was extremely insane about the Afghanistan withdrawal. I think my man just likes war.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

projecthalaxy posted:

But based on my research so far, it's more survivable than you think. The key to survival is realistic optimism and a positive mental attitude, also not being under a nuclear bomb when it goes off I'd assume

Are you under a sturdy school desk? Then you’ll be fine.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/bumpfn/status/1498450270505906178?s=20&t=B-19YetVQV752zp6aQI9Jg

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

zoux posted:

Engel in particular was extremely insane about the Afghanistan withdrawal. I think my man just likes war.

This is a real problem with war reporters, imo.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

zoux posted:

Engel in particular was extremely insane about the Afghanistan withdrawal. I think my man just likes war.

https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1498408745403101184

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
War! Hnng! Yeah!
What is it good for?
Journalist careers! (Say it again now)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzvfY0d7kGg

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Go on, have a WAR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/kendrawcandraw/status/1498023144325582850

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Smingleigh/status/1497985580013129736

https://twitter.com/justky1018/status/1498468140178714631

https://twitter.com/safetycloset/status/1498342513433845764

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001


idk, I mean if my mortgage lender suddenly got SWIFT-banned I sure as gently caress would stop making any payments on the debt. Seems like a great time to default too since they'd have no ability to collect on me.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Trump owes ridiculous amounts to US banks, though.

Plus quite a few big tenants of his are Russians whose assets could be seized.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

El Mero Mero posted:

idk, I mean if my mortgage lender suddenly got SWIFT-banned I sure as gently caress would stop making any payments on the debt. Seems like a great time to default too since they'd have no ability to collect on me.

Lol if you don't think creditors are already now laying the groundwork to be able to recoup any and all lost profits.

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