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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DoombatINC posted:

I would drape a napkin over my head to hide my face from god before shoveling that poo poo down my throat

Haha as you can see, I'm not the only person who would try this, it's perfectly normal, as a joke haha

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

DoombatINC posted:

I would drape a napkin over my head to hide my face from god before shoveling that poo poo down my throat

The sweetness of the batter represents god's love. The richness of the weiner represents the fulfillment of a life lived in Christ. Then the burning grease represents the fires of eternal damnation. Finally the dry crust evokes the bitterness of the death of the Savior, only to be reborn as the cycle continues with the next slice.

TorakFade
Oct 3, 2006

I strongly disapprove


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That reminds me, I was entirely unsuccessful in my search the other day to find an inverse salad pizza consisting of salad topped by tiny pizza slices. If anyone better at the internet than me finds evidence of this having been created, you will have my eternal gratitude

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Captain Hygiene posted:

That reminds me, I was entirely unsuccessful in my search the other day to find an inverse salad pizza consisting of salad topped by tiny pizza slices. If anyone better at the internet than me finds evidence of this having been created, you will have my eternal gratitude

I chopped up a Stouffer's french bread pizza into cubes to use as crutons once. I didn't take a picture though...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Who's ready for a slice or two of delicious cat food tuna pizza??

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
tuna pizza can be alright, but not like that

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

That reminds me, I was entirely unsuccessful in my search the other day to find an inverse salad pizza consisting of salad topped by tiny pizza slices. If anyone better at the internet than me finds evidence of this having been created, you will have my eternal gratitude

Inverted pepperoni pizza with a single large sausage slice and tiny discs of toast

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this

Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a slice or two of delicious cat food tuna pizza??



ngl tuna pizza was and still is one of those things we make when we can't or don't want to do actual cooking for some reason

We add tomatoes and put the tuna under the cheese though.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Don't worry that little slice got adopted by George and Ma'am.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Ecuador








Love the ratio on this one

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



shameful of the turtles to step out on April

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

shameful of the turtles to step out on April

Latin America and Anime is the true Greatest Love Story ever told.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I love pineapple pizza with all my soul, but those photos are painful to watch :negative:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Somebody was able to order the classic.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That's clearly "right beef." Not the same.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That's clearly "right beef." Not the same.

From my point of view, the beef is left.

“Well, then you are lost!”

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r7v9hrWLkM1qigfjt.mp4

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

deano
Sep 6, 2000

pffft taco pizza, the real deal is the mixed kebab pizza with salad and sauce.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




nightwisher
Dec 24, 2004
Am I the only person in the world for whom Imgur stuff barely/doesn't load? The OSHA thread is loving terrible for it, there's a good chance not a single video will be playable. If it's not something on my end dear god can someone suggest a better host.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Yes.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

nightwisher posted:

Am I the only person in the world for whom Imgur stuff barely/doesn't load? The OSHA thread is loving terrible for it, there's a good chance not a single video will be playable. If it's not something on my end dear god can someone suggest a better host.

Do you have an adblocker on your browser at all?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nightwisher posted:

Am I the only person in the world for whom Imgur stuff barely/doesn't load? The OSHA thread is loving terrible for it, there's a good chance not a single video will be playable. If it's not something on my end dear god can someone suggest a better host.

Are you in Turkey? Imgur used to be blocked there (not sure if its still the case)





ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Mar 1, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I mean, it says Pepperoni right there, what more do you want

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Oh come on.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Hella would.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

I mean, it says Pepperoni right there, what more do you want

i feel when there's only one pepperoni then it had better be 8"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pepperonus

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Relax, have a pepperon

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That’s why you always ask for pepperonis pizza.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Data Graham posted:

Hella would.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Man that's sad even for a sub-store brand tier pizza.

How could you let me down like this, Mama Celeste
:negative:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:



Man that's sad even for a sub-store brand tier pizza.

How could you let me down like this, Mama Celeste
:negative:

depression pizza

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:



Man that's sad even for a sub-store brand tier pizza.

How could you let me down like this, Mama Celeste
:negative:

Those are like a buck each, you want more than 20 shreds of cheese you gotta trade up to deluxe.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene posted:



Man that's sad even for a sub-store brand tier pizza.

How could you let me down like this, Mama Celeste
:negative:

Supply chain constraints are real.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I got this yesterday:




Apparently, it was transported at an incline or something. The funny thing is, this was supposed to be a calzone - if it were properly closed up all the way, the cheese probably would've stayed inside the shell, at least.

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Pretty rude to show off your filthy bowl in this downturned economy where not everyone can afford one thanks.

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