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it brings me no pleasure to report that the lauren boebert free army has died from dysentery
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 00:57 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:23 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 01:07 |
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come and join us
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 01:16 |
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it's good that the water obeyed the stop sign
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 01:30 |
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Too Many Birds posted:it brings me no pleasure to report that the lauren boebert free army has died from dysentery Liar.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 02:48 |
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mediaphage posted:yeah yellowstone is kind of inconceivable, a thing i read suggested 90k dead from the shockwave alone America calls that “January”.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 02:52 |
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Thorn Wishes Talon posted:lmfao is this really how you think that scenario would conclude? yeah you show that comedy webcomic
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:04 |
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well i went a head and took a quick spin through ar6 wg2's graphics first off we have "all the fish have to die or move" next up is "60% of biodiversity in the tropics is at risk" or how about "the death of half of everything" (thanos was a cuck) here's a great new neologism, "food production loss events", sorry india! but wait there's another one: "yield constraint score" this one says climate change is bad for humans! sure hope nobody in india has to work outdoors to overcome their yield constraint score during a food production loss event here's the real deep cut poo poo, how about 10 million dead? or the 366 days of the year that going outside will kill you in indonesia MightyBigMinus has issued a correction as of 03:10 on Mar 1, 2022 |
# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:07 |
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yes yes covid deaths har har, it's still incredible to think of that many people dying within a few seconds / a minute of an eruption
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:07 |
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skooma512 posted:I think with Ukraine I'm at my limit at monitoring crises. Eh, you're over complicating it, it's all human population overshoot
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:15 |
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There's gonna be a supervolcano busting all over and I still need to be at my desk by 8 am
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:26 |
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starkebn posted:Eh, you're over complicating it, it's all human population overshoot
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:26 |
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Karach posted:There's gonna be a supervolcano busting all over and I still need to be at my desk by 8 am that one pompeii guy except ur hunched over the remains of a pc with the scorched remains of like 20 empty coffee cups
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:32 |
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starkebn posted:Eh, you're over complicating it, it's all human population overshoot
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:33 |
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imo population 'overshoot' is only the issue because things like capitalism are so bad, we all know we could have plenty of people alive and happy without killing the earth, but we just...don't
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:48 |
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mediaphage posted:yes yes covid deaths har har, it's still incredible to think of that many people dying within a few seconds / a minute of an eruption Don’t read about this.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:52 |
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MightyBigMinus posted:well i went a head and took a quick spin through ar6 wg2's graphics Well huh
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 03:56 |
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mediaphage posted:imo population 'overshoot' is only the issue because things like capitalism are so bad, we all know we could have plenty of people alive and happy without killing the earth, but we just...don't Edit: unless by "plenty of people" you mean like half a billion worldwide.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:00 |
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terrifying, eh. i guess most of the living structures were built into dugouts in silt cliffsides; i can imagine how that might basically liquify in an earthquake.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:03 |
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by volume, wouldn't it be more accurate to say that cows have conquered the planet, using their human servants to convert forests into pasture, to feed and propagate them?
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:04 |
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starkebn posted:
no, i don't think we'd have to limit the population to 500 million to avoid thoroughly destroying the planet, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it'd be easier, though, and it doesn't matter because that's long since passed
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:04 |
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mediaphage posted:no, i don't think we'd have to limit the population to 500 million to avoid thoroughly destroying the planet, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess you haven't been reading this thread much then, or just don't agree with many of the posted articles about the issue?
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:07 |
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Too Many Birds posted:it brings me no pleasure to report that the lauren boebert free army has died from dysentery should have known better than to let her cater
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:16 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:by volume, wouldn't it be more accurate to say that cows have conquered the planet, using their human servants to convert forests into pasture, to feed and propagate them? cars are obviously the dominant species on the planet
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:44 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:47 |
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drat bacteria is about to come up huge when plants go
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:49 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:drat bacteria is about to come up huge when plants go I have bad news about what happens when the lion’s share of autotrophs takes a dive.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:53 |
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i think bacteria might be higher than that. and really arthropods should just read “MOTHERFUCKIN’ ANTS”
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 04:56 |
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mediaphage posted:i think bacteria might be higher than that. and really arthropods should just read “MOTHERFUCKIN’ ANTS” been seeing a lot of fearmongering on mega-colonies and I for one
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 05:02 |
The Voice of Labor posted:by volume, wouldn't it be more accurate to say that cows have conquered the planet, using their human servants to convert forests into pasture, to feed and propagate them? though, granted, with the razing of the Amazon, cattle are a strong second place for now
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 08:37 |
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The answer to “how much corn could there possibly be?” is at the end of this paragraph, but the rest of it is too relevant not to quote.quote:Human activity contributed to the Quaternary Megafauna Extinction between ≈50,000 and ≈3,000 y ago, which claimed around half of the large (>40 kg) land mammal species (30). The biomass of wild land mammals before this period of extinction was estimated by Barnosky (30) at ≈0.02 Gt C. The present-day biomass of wild land mammals is approximately sevenfold lower, at ≈0.003 Gt C (SI Appendix, Pre-human Biomass and Chordates and Table S11). Intense whaling and exploitation of other marine mammals have resulted in an approximately fivefold decrease in marine mammal global biomass [from ≈0.02 Gt C to ≈0.004 Gt C (31)]. While the total biomass of wild mammals (both marine and terrestrial) decreased by a factor of ≈6, the total mass of mammals increased approximately fourfold from ≈0.04 Gt C to ≈0.17 Gt C due to the vast increase of the biomass of humanity and its associated livestock. Human activity has also impacted global vertebrate stocks, with a decrease of ≈0.1 Gt C in total fish biomass, an amount similar to the remaining total biomass in fisheries and to the gain in the total mammalian biomass due to livestock husbandry (SI Appendix, Pre-human Biomass). The impact of human civilization on global biomass has not been limited to mammals but has also profoundly reshaped the total quantity of carbon sequestered by plants. A worldwide census of the total number of trees (32), as well as a comparison of actual and potential plant biomass (17), has suggested that the total plant biomass (and, by proxy, the total biomass on Earth) has declined approximately twofold relative to its value before the start of human civilization. The total biomass of crops cultivated by humans is estimated at ≈10 Gt C, which accounts for only ≈2% of the extant total plant biomass (17). https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1711842115
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 08:45 |
quote:A worldwide census of the total number of trees (32) lol
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 08:57 |
(2015)quote:We provide the first spatially continuous map of forest tree density at a global scale. This map reveals that the global number of trees is approximately 3.04 trillion, an order of magnitude higher than the previous estimate. Of these trees, approximately 1.30 trillion exist in tropical and subtropical forests, with 0.74 trillion in boreal regions and 0.66 trillion in temperate regions.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 09:00 |
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walking through the woods with a clipboard, going up to each tree to ask it important demographic info
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 09:03 |
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we really did have everything didn't we
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 10:08 |
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In 1884, Bill Cornthwaite cut down a eucalyptus tree on his farm near Thorpdale, Victoria, believing it to be the tallest in the world. He was right.
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 10:15 |
toggle posted:we really did have everything didn't we
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 10:17 |
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Platystemon posted:The answer to “how much corn could there possibly be?” is at the end of this paragraph, but the rest of it is too relevant not to quote. this pairs nicely with that article a few pages back about how we're drawing down the global battery
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 10:22 |
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brb, taking a quick joker laugh break
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# ? Mar 1, 2022 10:23 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:23 |
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toggle posted:we really did have everything didn't we I mean we could still salvage a pretty decent world if western society imploded overnight, we’re not quite at the ‘it’s all over’ stage yet
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