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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

BasicLich posted:

Seinfeld is the best medium for spec scripts, i did one where Jerry flew on his cousin Jeffrey Epstein's plane and he's the one who snaps his neck on accident in the SDNY jail

Jeffery Epstein, from the parks department? He was great in that production of the Mikado.

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Ashsaber posted:

So much going on in that picture, but my favorite is probably how in a ship, in the soundless void of space, the guy is slapping a hand over the other's mouth because 'it will hear us, you damned fool!'

Look at this guy who clearly did not see the space documentary Wing Commander, with their space SONAR

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Similar to Chili NY, people in Avon NY get all hosed up if you pronounce it right. WERE NOT A drat MAKEUP COMPANY!!!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Blue Footed Booby posted:

Most American accents are rhotic. We rarely completely erase Rs like that.

I thought you elected them president

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I prefer erhotic accents.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ashsaber posted:

So much going on in that picture, but my favorite is probably how in a ship, in the soundless void of space, the guy is slapping a hand over the other's mouth because 'it will hear us, you damned fool!'

It's alive in a vacuum and it's so big it's eating a moon, best not to make assumptions that it doesn't break any other physical laws

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Maybe the bald guy pointing is just always saying stupid poo poo and the other guy doesn't want to hear it.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

He’s just grabbing his head with extra emphasis to point it at the rabbit. The rabbit is many thousands of miles away from them in any case. I’ve been in this exact scenario.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume the rabbit is also slowly rotating backwards because it's shooting poo poo out its nose.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The guy was about to correct the rabbit's pronunciation of a place name boom headshot

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

I assume the rabbit is also slowly rotating backwards because it's shooting poo poo out its nose.

That's to counteract the moment imparted by its asteroid-sized rabbit turds

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ashsaber posted:

So much going on in that picture, but my favorite is probably how in a ship, in the soundless void of space, the guy is slapping a hand over the other's mouth because 'it will hear us, you damned fool!'
He's clearly about to snap his neck, presumably a mercy killing so he doesn't have to try to survive post-cunicular holocaust

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

He's going to snap his neck but only because the guy made a Big Chungus reference.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Grendels Dad posted:

I prefer erhotic accents.

Wait till I tell you about enclitic languages

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Pope Hilarius II posted:

Wait till I tell you about enclitic languages

Most people don't know where those are

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Jabberlock posted:

Most people don't know where those are

I’m not like most people. I’m much much worse.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Data Graham posted:

The worst I’ve heard is Buena Vista, Colorado.

Which is pronounced, and I would not lie about this, “Byoona Vista”
There's one in Virginia pronounced the same way.

They bankrupted themselves building a golf course.

It's actually very funny.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



goddamnedtwisto posted:

This is where you're posting from:





this is where i post from

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Lol, Dildo Island is located right outside of the Spread Eagle bay.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Most American accents are rhotic. We rarely completely erase Rs like that.

It’s true.

American’s have a hard time getting of the words with the hard ‘r’.

:smith:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

dialhforhero posted:

It’s true.

American’s have a hard time getting of the words with the hard ‘r’.

:smith:

lol

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Eastbound Spider posted:



this is where i post from

Dildo Arm's Savage Harbor.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Ashsaber posted:

So much going on in that picture, but my favorite is probably how in a ship, in the soundless void of space, the guy is slapping a hand over the other's mouth because 'it will hear us, you damned fool!'

I thought that he was forcing him to watch Space Bunny eat his home planet like a Hostess Sno-Ball.

With that mullet, anything is possible.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ashsaber posted:

So much going on in that picture, but my favorite is probably how in a ship, in the soundless void of space, the guy is slapping a hand over the other's mouth because 'it will hear us, you damned fool!'

Well no poo poo, look at those ears

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Well no poo poo, look at those ears

I was gonna make this joke, but was too lazy to. If everybody likes it I'm going to vicariously feel good about myself.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
There's also an Achilles, Oklahoma, pronounced "Atch-lee".

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Imagined posted:

There's also an Achilles, Oklahoma, pronounced "Atch-lee".

nuke it from orbit

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That won't work, you have to bulldoze one specific street on the south side of town.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I'll have you know that Paris, TN is not pronounced "pah ree"

Moscow, TN is pronounced how you'd expect, though.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FFT posted:

I'll have you know that Paris, TN is not pronounced "pah ree"

Moscow, TN is pronounced how you'd expect, though.

Moose cow?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Actually it turns out they pronounce it rhyming with Costco, which I didn't expect, and is technically more correct than "moss cow"

But it's similar to the "Jamaica" bit from earlier where it's actually coincidence -- it's supposedly named after a Cherokee chief "Mosgo" which also somehow means "town between two rivers".

stringless has a new favorite as of 07:50 on Mar 1, 2022

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Versailles Ky is pronounced Ver-Sails
And Louisville rhymes with shovel.

Rasputin on the Ritz
Jun 24, 2010
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Lowen SoDium posted:

Versailles Ky is pronounced Ver-Sails
And Louisville rhymes with shovel.

Versailles KY sounds like a very fancy lube

Let them eat rear end!

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Lowen SoDium posted:

Versailles Ky is pronounced Ver-Sails
And Louisville rhymes with shovel.

People rhyming Louisville with shovel are basically war criminals. I loving hate them. So i hate most people in Louisville.

I say this as someone who has lived in Louisville for 20 years.

loving rednecks.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


enigmahfc posted:

People rhyming Louisville with shovel are basically war criminals. I loving hate them. So i hate most people in Louisville.

I say this as someone who has lived in Louisville for 20 years.

loving rednecks.

You've spent 20 years in Louisville loving rednecks?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

enigmahfc posted:

People rhyming Louisville with shovel are basically war criminals. I loving hate them. So i hate most people in Louisville.

Rhymes with "shovel" like "Jim Lovell"? Really? I've never heard that.

Here in Philadelphia (the big one in PA) the city is generally pronounced "full-delphia" and our little brother to south, Baltimore, is either "balta-more" or "ball-tee-more"

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

mrpwase posted:

You've spent 20 years in Louisville loving rednecks?

the heart wants what the heart wants

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Scratch Monkey posted:

Rhymes with "shovel" like "Jim Lovell"? Really? I've never heard that.

Here in Philadelphia (the big one in PA) the city is generally pronounced "full-delphia" and our little brother to south, Baltimore, is either "balta-more" or "ball-tee-more"

I've been reading the last few posts saying "shoovel" to myself in what I imagine to be a Kentucky accent

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