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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Do it, you glorious German bastards. Geil! Geil!!!

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I really hope there's a coincidental interpol investigation LMAO.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Cythereal posted:

Russia hit another random non-Ukrainian ship in the Black Sea.

https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1499114958222725125

And just after Bangladesh chose to abstain from the resolution condemning the invasion. "No way the raging bear can hurt me, I'm so far away!"

Not that UN resolutions are anything more than a sternly worded letter, but still.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
You do not want to gently caress with Hamburg customs.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

And just after Bangladesh chose to abstain from the resolution condemning the invasion. "No way the raging bear can hurt me, I'm so far away!"

Does rather beg the question why tf Russia would shoot it?

Ah wait

https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1499119162890899459?t=i62RoihbItFJ8nmOUCRHsw&s=19

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Ham Cheeks posted:

I don't know anything about warfare, tactics, anything. Is is normal to plant yourself in the open?

There is....a LOT wrong with these clownshoe movements. Flagging friendlies, a laughable execution of bounding advance, the noted poor excuse for cover and concealment. I've seen better executed paintball tournaments where half the team is drunk.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Wasabi the J posted:

Does rather beg the question why tf Russia would shoot it?
At this point, a useful framework of understanding what's going on might be "unsupervised cub scout troop that just found $300 worth of fireworks" and less "a professional military doing its job."

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Wasabi the J posted:

Does rather beg the question why tf Russia would shoot it?


Most plausible explanation I've heard is that they're shooting at ships they think are bringing aid supplies to Ukraine without checking their nationality first.

Though at least one of the ships hit previously was apparently hit by an unguided rocket that went astray while the Russians were firing batteries at some coastal position.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

If you're like me and refuse to create a Twitter account and are poo poo tired of Twitter continually demanding you create an account to view tweets I found a pretty good alternative.

https://www.nitter.net

Its some open source alternative to Twitter that cuts out all the bullshit. You can still view all tweets through it like so:

https://nitter.net/CalibreObscura

https://nitter.net/UAWeapons

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

facialimpediment posted:

Here's an entry in the "things that would not be happening with Donnie II" column

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1499120028163133446

What exactly is a routine ICMB test? Do we just like, fire one off without the nuke every now and then to see if they still work?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

mrmcd posted:

What exactly is a routine ICMB test? Do we just like, fire one off without the nuke every now and then to see if they still work?

Yes, same with Trident missiles.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

This is the kind of post I'm not going to allow in here going forward. You want to say something? Use your words. Stick around to respond to others.

You want to drive-by shitpost? Do it somewhere else.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo
I think so yeah

mrmcd posted:

What exactly is a routine ICMB test? Do we just like, fire one off without the nuke every now and then to see if they still work?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

maffew buildings posted:

They're a Ukranians National Guard unit comprised of Neo-Nazis with a very ugly track record who may have been receiving training from the CIA which means we need to ignore that they're Nazis as far as I can tell

Nazis were more popular under Russia's candidate than they were under Zelensky, so no. In fact they went from 10% of the vote to 2% and down to one single seat in a country with a Jewish president with grandparents who died in the Holocaust.

Know who loves Nazis? Putin. In fact most of Russia's soft power was from influencing and getting support from Alt-Right and White Supremacist groups. Its not surprise that the GOP has openly declared love and support for Putin in the past, especially under Trump.

gently caress the Azov Battalion, but stop sealioning about Ukraine being Nazi supporters.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
No no I was sealioning about the CIA being Nazi supporters I thought that was clear

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’ll be worried about other counties Nazis when we get rid of all our own Nazis first.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Also Russia has definitely had their white power groups come out to Ukraine for photo ops.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

maffew buildings posted:

No no I was sealioning about the CIA being Nazi supporters I thought that was clear

It feels like you are implying that the CIA was the reason the Maidan revolution happened rather than the fact that their corrupt Right Wing president was trying to sell them down the river like Belarus just did.

Which, after the Maidan Revolution, the political groups aligned with the Azov Battalion lost votes significantly.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

CommieGIR posted:

It feels like you are implying that the CIA was the reason the Maidan revolution happened rather than the fact that their corrupt Right Wing president was trying to sell them down the river like Belarus just did.

Which, after the Maidan Revolution, the political groups aligned with the Azov Battalion lost votes significantly.

no I'm referring to the reports of the CIA having trained paramilitary groups in Ukraine, of which many have neo-nazi ideologies since 2015, as has been reported in a slew of news reports the last few years hth

I hope you're not somehow conflating that in to I'm in favor of Russia or whatever the gently caress. Nazis everywhere loving suck and the US training up paramilitary groups that may include a UKR Guard unit that is full of Neo-Nazis also sucks. I hope Russia doesn't succeed in rolling UKR and also that every Nazi dies

maffew buildings fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Mar 2, 2022

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Official dispatch from the Russian embassy in Canada.

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

FrozenVent posted:

You do not want to gently caress with Hamburg customs.

Indeed.

They had their own TV show at one point, and it was basically the German The Wire.

https://youtu.be/dYonVQauk-E

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Well none of that statement is very believable.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Action-Bastard posted:

If you're like me and refuse to create a Twitter account and are poo poo tired of Twitter continually demanding you create an account to view tweets I found a pretty good alternative.

https://www.nitter.net

Its some open source alternative to Twitter that cuts out all the bullshit. You can still view all tweets through it like so:

https://nitter.net/CalibreObscura

https://nitter.net/UAWeapons

doesnt inspire confidence when it instantly pops an alert that my connection is not secure.

sidenote literally just use a ten minute burn email if you dont want an actual twitter account, who gives a gently caress if you lose the password if the account is a literal fake email just so you can read and ignore the nagging

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

And just after Bangladesh chose to abstain from the resolution condemning the invasion. "No way the raging bear can hurt me, I'm so far away!"

Not that UN resolutions are anything more than a sternly worded letter, but still.

"Random" being the key word here. I doubt anyone involved in using the weapon involved knew anything about the ship other than "ship in Ukrainian port."

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


bird food bathtub posted:

There is....a LOT wrong with these clownshoe movements. Flagging friendlies, a laughable execution of bounding advance, the noted poor excuse for cover and concealment. I've seen better executed paintball tournaments where half the team is drunk.

Yo just to be said in a post-work drunken nice-buzz I love this about hanging in the GIP current events thread / spinoff like this as a civilian. Always appreciated.

CommieGIR posted:

It feels like you are implying that the CIA was the reason the Maidan revolution happened rather than the fact that their corrupt Right Wing president was trying to sell them down the river like Belarus just did.

Which, after the Maidan Revolution, the political groups aligned with the Azov Battalion lost votes significantly.

Maffew is good people and I think you're misreading it a bit, tensions are high and all.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

SlowBloke posted:

I do remember some old articles about WW2 where they talked about flamethrower guys, they won't get captured but always shot not just due to the flammable backpack but also due to soldiers being pissed off at their comrades getting cooked, is rocket artillery man going to be the modern equivalent?

I’d believe it. From reading Rick Atkinson’s trilogy there were also not infrequent times when machine gunners who fought until the last second had trouble surrendering, or after an allied unit had lost guys to a surrender ruse pretty much no surrenders would be accepted for a while.

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

brains posted:

just want to revisit this old chestnut from last month, as russian forces prep to enter kyiv
https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1491029914497449986?s=20&t=Qv3YfgmHJ-nBZDwnW_xHCw

It just occurred to me that Counter-Strike used to be (and probably still is) insanely popular in eastern Europe. It looks like they're holding down CTRL to improve their accuracy. Hopefully they haven't mastered the bunny hop...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ABC News says some Russian oligarchs have reached the gently caress it point and may be calling on Putin to end this.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
He'll tell em to gently caress off. He's arrested or exiled a bunch of them when it served his purposes.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SlowBloke posted:

I do remember some old articles about WW2 where they talked about flamethrower guys, they won't get captured but always shot not just due to the flammable backpack but also due to soldiers being pissed off at their comrades getting cooked, is rocket artillery man going to be the modern equivalent?

Elton John getting worried.


Cythereal posted:

Georgia taking preemptive steps.

https://twitter.com/shpapuashvili/status/1499053439283875846

Russia's cats are now subject to international sanction.

https://twitter.com/CGTNEurope/status/1499018156597198854

Okay now that the subject has been tangentially mentioned, does anyone know the cat ownership rate of ukrainians? I've tried looking it up well before this whole thing and while I can readily find total numbers I can't find percentages. I know Russians have an astounding number at like 60% and I was wondering if the Ukrainians did likewise. I've found one article that might mention it but it's paywalled and surprisingly hard to find info on otherwise

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Elton John getting worried.

Okay now that the subject has been tangentially mentioned, does anyone know the cat ownership rate of ukrainians? I've tried looking it up well before this whole thing and while I can readily find total numbers I can't find percentages. I know Russians have an astounding number at like 60% and I was wondering if the Ukrainians did likewise. I've found one article that might mention it but it's paywalled and surprisingly hard to find info on otherwise

I imagine it's similar. There's already numerous pictures floating around of people sheltering in the Kyiv subway with both cats and dogs.

https://twitter.com/yamphoto/status/1499145276069756933
https://twitter.com/futurmrsmin/status/1498354009404579842
https://twitter.com/juliabeaudett/status/1498699505075642381

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There’s also the cat café in Kyiv. :(

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

Marshal Prolapse posted:

There’s also the cat café in Kyiv. :(

I heard they were staying open, I know it's dumb, but any updates on them? Hopefully they're OK.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
A Polish Goon in the gbs thread was picking up refugees at the border and posted a picture of someones cat in his car, it was very cute :v:

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

With the caveat of Covid, it looks like Russia has on average about 9-10 million domestic airline passengers a month in 2021.



Looks like those passengers are going to have to catch a train instead.

https://twitter.com/janedvidek/status/1498723248183382020

I've taken an overnight train from St. Pete to Moscow once and it was pretty bleak, rattling late Soviet train cars and multiple stops in the absolute middle of nowhere with just featureless snow and pitch black pines.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Nuclear Tourist posted:

I imagine it's similar. There's already numerous pictures floating around of people sheltering in the Kyiv subway with both cats and dogs.

https://twitter.com/yamphoto/status/1499145276069756933
https://twitter.com/futurmrsmin/status/1498354009404579842
https://twitter.com/juliabeaudett/status/1498699505075642381

I already made a donation to the International Rescue Committee, but this poo poo puts me into an entirely different bad headspace so I'm gonna make some donations to some animal rescues/charities that are helping over there. :(

If anyone knows of any good or reputable ones, lemme know.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
seconding the above on all counts

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pine Cone Jones posted:

I heard they were staying open, I know it's dumb, but any updates on them? Hopefully they're OK.

Not dumb at all. Trust me I was hoping to hear they’re safely on the way out.

They have a Facebook page and take donations, but I don’t have FB anymore, so I haven’t checked it after the article. But her is some contact info.

https://twitter.com/faejerseygirl/status/1497773793430970368?s=21

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They’re good so far!

This is from 6 hours ago.


Donation info.

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Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


bees everywhere posted:

It just occurred to me that Counter-Strike used to be (and probably still is) insanely popular in eastern Europe. It looks like they're holding down CTRL to improve their accuracy. Hopefully they haven't mastered the bunny hop...

Dont worry these guys can only master the Team Flash.

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