Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Mx. posted:

i'm writing fan fiction of your story


Don't forget to hydrate! the creature said

But I had already pissed myself, it was too late.

I'm going to sue you so hard.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
"Boo!" said the creature.

"Ahh!" I replied.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
i am a milk creature

milk me! i cry

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Shake me I rattle
squeeze me I cry
Please take me home
and milk me

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
"I must milk the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons," and then John yelled moo.

X JAKK fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Mar 2, 2022

Malkof
Oct 13, 2001

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Hang on, creating a new subreddit haiku horror stories:
Hydrate said creature
Oh too late I pissed my pants
Please give me updoots

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Wow thanks for awards
But I must be honest now
I am a creature

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

You either die a hero or have your reddit-mocking thread turn into reddit.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Hm, no that doesn't scan at all

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

gonna set up a timer that just posts "the reddit is coming from inside the thread" every couple of days

if sa had a voting system I would be swimming in sweet sweet karma in no time

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


hawowanlawow posted:

gonna set up a timer that just posts "the reddit is coming from inside the thread" every couple of days

if sa had a voting system I would be swimming in sweet sweet karma in no time

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Brandfarlig posted:

I'm going to sue you so hard.

Don't bother. There's no money in fanfic unless you throw in some BDSM.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Chuck Tingle's Hydrated in the Butt by the Creeture shoots to the top of Amazon's bestseller list.

homewrecker
Feb 18, 2010

Excluding the intro part, I think this qualifies as two sentence horror:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwUdL9qXjk

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
“I have a beard and big forearms and am really gruff and Im crying like a little girl rn”

this is super common on reddit, like do they think if they admit to becoming emotional without some disclaimer about what manly men they are the have to turn in their dicks?

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

They're not like the other guys.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



haven't read this thread in quite awhile but I saw the title change and just wanted to say I am also a milk creature

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Season finale

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



i looked up

And saw his rim, and ring :stonk:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

runnypoops posted:

“I have a beard and big forearms and am really gruff and Im crying like a little girl rn”

this is super common on reddit, like do they think if they admit to becoming emotional without some disclaimer about what manly men they are the have to turn in their dicks?

Other way around. They think breaking the mold by being stereotypically male but able to show emotion makes them mold breaking and interesting.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I could see that as a short horror, a la Slenderman maybe?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Long hallways are nothing, short hallways are loving terrifying

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Can’t wait for this episode


also I’m gonna make a subreddit called haikuhorrorstories, can’t wait for my Netflix show

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel


:confused:

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
The light slowly faded from my father's eye as he struggled to rattle out his last words

im gaaaaaay

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

i wasn't scared of triangles
that wasn't until my gf met the triangle man

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

TengenNewsEditor posted:

i wasn't scared of triangles
that wasn't until my gf met the triangle man

imagining a trailer for this movie with a standard horror movie slowed down little-girl-voice cover of triangle man in the background

twiangle man... twiangle man...

does whatever a ....twiangle can

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I like to think I'm a nice guy

Then I realized I was creatch

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Does he get wet...?

...or does the water...

...get HIM, instead?

THIS SUMMER

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
My teatz were swollen and full.
But he milked the creature instead :(

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Even gave him a creaturound

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I sure do like getting cozy by the fire.
Really wish I wasn't in a cage though. :smith:

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I wasnt scared of blowjobs until i met blowjob man.

Im still not afraid :)

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

runnypoops posted:

I wasnt scared of blowjobs until i met blowjob man.

Im still not afraid :)

That oughta do it, thank you very much Ray

Tiberius Christ fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 3, 2022

Jeff the Mediocre
Dec 30, 2013


TengenNewsEditor posted:

i wasn't scared of triangles
that wasn't until my gf met the triangle man

Isn't that just the second half of Gravity Falls?

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??


FUNNEEEEEEEE FUNNY JOKE GET IT

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Nobody... would say any of those things while taking a poo poo

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Brawnfire posted:

Nobody... would say any of those things while taking a poo poo



Fourteen point eight thousand up votes

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Danaru posted:



FUNNEEEEEEEE FUNNY JOKE GET IT

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


kntfkr posted:

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

Amorphous white blob

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply