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ContinuityNewTimes posted:Dutch looks like what I would make up if you asked me to speak Dutch 
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Realtors provide a valuable service Does it really matter? Place is going to close for thirty percent over asking in ten days. I probably wouldn't bother loving around with it any more than that if I were a realtor, either.
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Mar 2, 2022 02:04
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* posts a single picture of literal dog poo poo for my house's redfin listing * * house sells for $1.3m in 15 minutes *
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Mar 2, 2022 02:29
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Ham Equity posted:Does it really matter? The realty profession is providing untold thousands with a sense of accomplishment and purpose. Who are any of us to take that away from those morons, those useless goddamn idiots?
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Mar 2, 2022 03:17
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I don't know exactly why but this made me break into full uncontrolled giggling, thanks
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Mar 2, 2022 05:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nEd5hupAMM&t=302s
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Mar 2, 2022 07:24
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The translation here is "hit me once" rather than "spank me", so not so great.
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Mar 2, 2022 09:21
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Actually, never mind. All your ‘funny comments’ regarding the Dutch language are really annoying. Just another example of the sad state of cspam culture. What happened to solidarity?
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Mar 2, 2022 09:38
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macht dir keine sorgan, es vir schoen klappen
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Mar 2, 2022 09:50
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my bf spent yesterday watching my bad old dvds and I was reminded of the opening for Hamburger The Motion Picture and forgot how great it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1Yr3cgJOA
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Mar 2, 2022 14:36
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Orange Devil posted:The translation here is "hit me once" rather than "spank me", so not so great. A better translation would be "Geef me billenkoek, papa". Which is probably even funnier, because billenkoek would literally translate to "buttocks cookies"
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Mar 2, 2022 14:43
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Orange DeviI posted:Actually, never mind. All your ‘funny comments’ regarding the Dutch language are really annoying. Just another example of the sad state of cspam culture. What happened to solidarity? 
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Mar 2, 2022 23:21
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Orange DeviI posted:Actually, never mind. All your ‘funny comments’ regarding the Dutch language are really annoying. Just another example of the sad state of cspam culture. What happened to solidarity? I'm sure you're missed in D&D, why not rëtùrñ hœmê
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Mar 2, 2022 23:29
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Orange DeviI posted:Actually, never mind. All your ‘funny comments’ regarding the Dutch language are really annoying. Just another example of the sad state of cspam culture. What happened to solidarity? bork bork bork
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Mar 3, 2022 01:45
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Orange DeviI posted:Actually, never mind. All your ‘funny comments’ regarding the Dutch language are really annoying. Just another example of the sad state of cspam culture. What happened to solidarity? solidarity? with the Dutch? 
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Mar 3, 2022 02:15
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Orange DeviI posted:Actually, never mind. All your ‘funny comments’ regarding the Dutch language are really annoying. Just another example of the sad state of cspam culture. What happened to solidarity? You all get free healthcare, childcare, paid family leave, legal weed, and you're not throwing a huge portion of your population into prison. Let us punch up and make fun of the language a bit, we need this, okay?
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Mar 3, 2022 02:17
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I won’t ever help the Dutch until zwarte Piet dies
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Mar 3, 2022 02:26
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I have a dutch friend and he told me that even at home he speaks english instead of dutch which is real funny to me for some reason
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Mar 3, 2022 03:09
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The Dutch have entire sections of their grocery stores devoted to sprinkles.
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Mar 3, 2022 03:10
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Ham Equity posted:You all get free healthcare, childcare, paid family leave, legal weed, and you're not throwing a huge portion of your population into prison. Let us punch up and make fun of the language a bit, we need this, okay? tbh I assumed that post was them doing a bit since they spend so much of the rest of their posting time pointing out ways people of other countries are inherently awful
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Mar 3, 2022 03:11
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A Bakers Cousin posted:The Dutch have entire sections of their grocery stores devoted to sprinkles. this is actually kinda cool they must have v advanced culinary techniques like putting them on stew
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Mar 3, 2022 03:34
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Thread going the Norbert Van Houten path.
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Mar 3, 2022 03:40
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this is actually kinda cool they must have v advanced culinary techniques like putting them on stew cincinnati chili has spaghetti. dutch chili has sprinkles.
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Mar 3, 2022 03:52
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Ham Equity posted:You all get free healthcare, childcare, paid family leave, legal weed, and you're not throwing a huge portion of your population into prison. We don't have free healthcare nor legal weed, actually.
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Mar 3, 2022 05:05
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Shame Boy posted:I have a dutch friend and he told me that even at home he speaks english instead of dutch which is real funny to me for some reason Pretend it says Dutch and not Danish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
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Mar 3, 2022 05:05
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skipmyseashells posted:solidarity? with the Dutch? I stand with Skwisgaar
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Mar 3, 2022 05:08
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ekuNNN posted:We don't have free healthcare nor legal weed, actually. IIRC weed is just kinda ignored there in personal use settings and amounts. There was a push a few years ago to block tourists from partaking but I think that failed. Plenty of growers and traffickers still get nailed, and always have, but personal use amounts are generally just shrugged off. The Dutch have lost the weed game to Canada and random US states, and you don't have to play some stupid song and dance at a cafe to get it either. Just go in the building with the big WEED sign or green cross outside. But your health care system has got to be better than the patchwork quilt of bullshit we have in the US. I would hope.
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Mar 3, 2022 05:17
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ekuNNN posted:We don't have free healthcare nor legal weed, actually. Do you have free weed and legal healthcare at least?
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Mar 3, 2022 05:25
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:IIRC weed is just kinda ignored there in personal use settings and amounts. There was a push a few years ago to block tourists from partaking but I think that failed. Plenty of growers and traffickers still get nailed, and always have, but personal use amounts are generally just shrugged off. There are billboards for dispensaries and weed vape pods, you just walk up, pick out your strain, and hand them cash. You can get 1/8ths of incredible poo poo for 35 bucks, and you can get that down to like 10 to even nothing if you a discount, which most shops will do. The rule is that you don't smoke it at a cafe.
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Mar 3, 2022 05:34
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I once watched a movie in dutch for about 30 minutes before I realized it wasn't english
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Mar 3, 2022 05:39
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I like the defense of "actually this really funny phrase means hit me once not spank me. But yes this is a real thing you can say in swamp German"
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Mar 3, 2022 05:43
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A Bakers Cousin posted:The Dutch have entire sections of their grocery stores devoted to sprinkles. Who is sprinkles
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Mar 3, 2022 05:51
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skooma512 posted:There are billboards for dispensaries and weed vape pods, you just walk up, pick out your strain, and hand them cash. You can get 1/8ths of incredible poo poo for 35 bucks, and you can get that down to like 10 to even nothing if you a discount, which most shops will do. The rule is that you don't smoke it at a cafe. Cool, didn't realize it was so open there after hearing about the attempt to squash tourist smokers a while back, probably longer ago than I realize. $35/eighths are pricy compared to Denver. poo poo, I grabbed an ounce of some really nice Antelope today for $90 in Colorado Springs. Then again, the tourist shops around Denver will definitely rake $300 off someone for an ounce because they didn't want to venture far from the airport or downtown. And they'll have dumb poo poo advertising claiming lots of strains of 30%+ thc that wind up being about as good as medical dispensary shake. Weed is a wondrous thing. Everyone should get seeds mailed to them by their government every spring.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Who is sprinkles 
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Mar 3, 2022 06:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:Who is sprinkles For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Mister Sprinkles? This is Mister Sprinkles speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.
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Mar 3, 2022 06:16
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Milo and POTUS posted:Who is sprinkles Long hundreds and thousands.
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Mar 3, 2022 06:19
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Benagain posted:I like the defense of "actually this really funny phrase means hit me once not spank me. But yes this is a real thing you can say in swamp German" English is more like "island dutch". There was an old BBC series with the guy who did connections on the roots of the English language and apparently it came from dutch which is why so many dutch phrases sound funny. They are in a sort of lingual uncanny valley with English. So is Friesian, and I have been a big fan of Friesland ever since I learned their flag was seven butts. It's pretty fun to say "wat de flomke?" it means what you think it means.
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english didn't come from dutch, it has the closest relation to dutch as a bastard hybridization of various offshoots of proto germanic blended back together. There's no direct lineage between them at all.
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Anglush comes from God
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Whatever I may think of this detail I can't stop saying 'give me the clap papa' to myself so that's something
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