Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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Kevin DuBrow: Apr 21, 2012; The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Jeff the Mediocre posted:

Isn't that just the second half of Gravity Falls?

SirSamVimes posted:

I didn't know whether to post this here or the r/relationships thread but I have settled on both.

Women don't want nice guys, they want Bill Cipher
...
If you haven't watched the show, Bill Cipher is this evil Illumanti triangle guy who's meant to be like "suave" or whatever and mostly runs around doing typical villain stuff. There is literally NOTHING physically or sexually attractive about him. He's a literal TRIANGLE with a giant eye and sticks for feet who talks like he's Mickey loving Mouse. So now naturally my gf keeps talking about how she'd "let Bill Cipher rail her" and that he's so handsome and charismatic. I think she talks about him more than me at this point and watching the show with her feels like a chore.

Kevin DuBrow fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Mar 3, 2022

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Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

Danaru posted:

FUNNEEEEEEEE FUNNY JOKE GET IT

These faces are getting out of hand

Like, at what point do you stop registering it as a face

# ? Mar 3, 2022 02:06

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

kntfkr posted:

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

# ? Mar 3, 2022 02:10

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

kntfkr posted:

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

I assumed he would be either super anonymous or like most web comic authors, an uglier version of their main character. So kinda surprising.

https://twitter.com/SrGrafo2/status/1091337030120947713?s=20&t=xp_93jFlzPS-AmxgpjL7nQ

# ? Mar 3, 2022 02:12

COPE 27: Sep 11, 2006

The family enjoys their milk at the table.

Little do they know I won it in an android gladiator match.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 02:19

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

don't go to that guys weird anime girl subreddit btw. those comics made me curious if he was still doing that "drawing practice" and yes he is but has dropped any pretense of it not being a horny thing and now he also posts naked young looking anime girl too

# ? Mar 3, 2022 02:45

COPE 27: Sep 11, 2006

So were you looking at the naked young anime girls ironically or

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:18

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

Kevin DuBrow posted:

lmao

# ? Mar 3, 2022 06:31

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Oh cool a new thing I hate about Reddit

This was a comment on a photo of a dog with a birthday cake

# ? Mar 3, 2022 08:01

Anne Whateley: Feb 11, 2007; i like nice words

Nah it's an old thing https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-lik-the-bred

# ? Mar 3, 2022 10:25

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

kntfkr posted:

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

He probably looks like a sexual predator.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 11:02

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

kntfkr posted:

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

Like a somewhat normal human being as it turns out

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:24

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

evilpicard posted:

So were you looking at the naked young anime girls ironically or

no i was wanking over them

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:29

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

EL BROMANCE posted:

I assumed he would be either super anonymous or like most web comic authors, an uglier version of their main character. So kinda surprising.

https://twitter.com/SrGrafo2/status/1091337030120947713?s=20&t=xp_93jFlzPS-AmxgpjL7nQ

guy who looks like that should be bangin' girls his own age instead of drawing 14 year olds to get off to

like just how bad is personality is what i'm sayin'

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:31

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Strong groomer vibes imo

# ? Mar 3, 2022 12:45

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Amphigory posted:

These faces are getting out of hand

Like, at what point do you stop registering it as a face

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# ? Mar 3, 2022 14:10

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Yeah that's the attractive but still slightly insecure vibe that manifests in all sorts of incredibly ugly ways.

And that is not speculation because of course we already know he is a pedophile.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 14:13

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Foo Diddley posted:

guy who looks like that should be bangin' girls his own age instead of drawing 14 year olds to get off to

like just how bad is personality is what i'm sayin'

I think you answered your own question

# ? Mar 3, 2022 14:32

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

ok groomer

# ? Mar 3, 2022 16:39

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

He looks like he is the lead singer of a pop punk band. Which actually tracks in so many ways.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 21:43

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Those comics are so offensively unfunny it literally makes me angry. That's impressive in a way.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:14

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Fred Bassett never got that reaction out of me but there wasn't numerical evidence anyone gave a gently caress about that

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:17

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Brawnfire posted:

Fred Bassett never got that reaction out of me but there wasn't numerical evidence anyone gave a gently caress about that

At least when Fred Basset isn't funny, there's a sweet old hound to look at and enjoy.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:26

AmiYumi: Oct 10, 2005; I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Dude looks like he tells high school freshman they �have a old soul�

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:33

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Danaru posted:

FUNNEEEEEEEE FUNNY JOKE GET IT

BIDEO GRAEMES

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:36

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

no i was wanking over them

Wanking ironically

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:38

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Anne Whateley posted:

Nah it's an old thing https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-lik-the-bred

I never liked it, alwqys came off as trying waaaaaay too hard to be quirky

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:39

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

It drives me mad whenever I see one just because they're almost all written by people who are loving terrible at poetry. No meter, no rhythm, nothing, just 'final word rhymes'.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:50

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

HopperUK posted:

It drives me mad whenever I see one just because they're almost all written by people who are loving terrible at poetry. No meter, no rhythm, nothing, just 'final word rhymes'.

there's one that does horrible poems in broken cute speak on pictures of cats and stuff and they're loving terrible.

Panic! At The Tesco fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Mar 3, 2022

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:58

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

I don't care how much of a grumpy old man I sound like, that is sickening.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 23:13

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Biplane posted:

I don't care how much of a grumpy old man I sound like, that is sickening.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 23:42

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

there's one that does horrible poems in broken cute speak on pictures of cats and stuff and they're loving terrible.

That�s the poo poo I just posted too, I�m glad it isn�t just me that hates it

# ? Mar 3, 2022 23:44

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

gbs but from 2004 posted:

That�s the poo poo I just posted too, I�m glad it isn�t just me that hates it

oh poo poo sorry, didn't see i posted the same one. i just picked two random ones as well.

but yeah they're horrible and make me physically cringe every time i see one

# ? Mar 3, 2022 23:48

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

oh poo poo sorry, didn't see i posted the same one. i just picked two random ones as well.

but yeah they're horrible and make me physically cringe every time i see one

it deserves a double post its horrendous

# ? Mar 3, 2022 23:55

The Fattest PI: Mar 4, 2008

Brawnfire posted:

for the record that's not an ipad that's an iphone

# ? Mar 4, 2022 01:32

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

The Fattest PI posted:

for the record that's not an ipad that's an iphone

JrGrafo

# ? Mar 4, 2022 02:19

upsidedown: Dec 30, 2008

Woozie66 posted:

He looks like he is the lead singer of a pop punk band. Which actually tracks in so many ways.

Lost Prophets have the shittiest luck picking frontmen

# ? Mar 4, 2022 13:25

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

HopperUK posted:

It drives me mad whenever I see one just because they're almost all written by people who are loving terrible at poetry. No meter, no rhythm, nothing, just 'final word rhymes'.

They're absolutely awful, yeah

# ? Mar 4, 2022 13:51